He: You don’t allow me anything, even to buy a big TV!
She: But he won’t fit!
He: You said the same about sex as well...

XXX is
Celebration of you
YYYY
With which?
XXX is
with goodwill
YYYY
What is this?
XXX is
The circus celebration
YYYY
Write the Circus.

Comments on Sex Forum:
- As far as I understand, there are people gathering here who know everything about the drainage... Well or almost everything... So here... a very respected comrade asked the question:
How to remove gasoline from the tank without swallowing?
Please give professional advice!

XXX: Yes to you! All the time I’m crawling in my pockets.Whatever I find, it’s all my fault!
YYY: And my wife in principle doesn’t roam in the pockets...
Even when it washes.
XXX: The Holy Woman

My wife locked me in the toilet, motivating her to paint. And she doesn’t want me to see her unpainted. 4 years together. The Pizzeria.

Year of Student:
March, April, May, Fuck July, August...
The student! It’s not too late for June! and :-)

Teached his girlfriend to play poker on fireworks, the next day lost to neighbors a cat =(

XXX is
I wish you that!
YYYY
thank you! You are very BOBRA.
XXX is
I am in the bath.
YYYY
Building a dam?

I signed up for an interesting business magazine at the end of last year.
The calendar is in April, and the magazine in our office does not smell.
We remember, we call, we understand. At the end of the wire, an insecure girl’s voice said:
- You know, you signed up with Larisa, and she resigned at the end of last year.
So what now? Larisa has resigned, so the magazine will not come? I am ironic.
“No, you know,” the voice removed. Larissa did not just resign. In revenge, she removed the entire archive of subscribers for 2012, so no one will get the magazine now.
.......................................! to

"a new name for gay tourism: pets"
I disputed. This is a gay parade.

Axelmax (21:22:40 7/04/2012)
Mission Impossible Ghost, watched?

RamZes (21:23:00 7/04/2012)
So it started, Foucault.

Axelmax (21:26:23 7/04/2012)
There are rough moments.

When he clothes up as a general and runs away, I think so... no, if they were to spalm, our general will never run under any threat.

RamZes (21:30:28 7/04/2012)
Our General has more Puzo than all of Tom Cruise.

From the forum:
“I only have a decorative ficus, I’m afraid to have a lot of flowers, they say they absorb too much oxygen, and I have a child until we get one.”

The entire group in the kindergarten was asked to draw a cat at home and show it to the teacher tomorrow. My son painted a cat in Photoshop and brought a picture on a flash...I’m afraid to raise him!! to

From the game for the smartphone:
No FIGH, the last level is underway! I struggled with him for two days, but I passed.
Listen, people, you have nothing more to do??? You spend your whole life on toys.
I want to play, what’s the difference? I am a film director. I have the right to relax.
Zzz: Nikita Sergeevich
Ccc: And I dreamed of saying it to you in the face. Tired of the Sun 2

Mom asked to help add a contact to Skype, Nick wrote to her in a message
Where is Nick?
Mom is in the mouse.
This is the buffer, however.

> Under my windows, there are constantly nighttime and nighttime songs of some kind. The police do not come for calls. What to do?
>> Call them and tell them that you have a rally under your window "disagree", it should work.

Please do "and a button.
The brake.

In St. Petersburg, two homosexual propaganda activists were detained with their mouths glued.

Someone wrong they scotted there.

She put in her luggage:
A suitcase, a suitcase and a bag.

Young people borrow from old age.