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[ + 65 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45432
 03.04.2011
Prepothia cried today when the student cried without covering her mouth. Don’t open your mouth, guys.

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №45431
 03.04.2011
Sometimes boots are more useful than boots.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45430
 03.04.2011
Walk to Dad.
A knife to my mom.
and herself in G.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №45429
 03.04.2011
Chelyabinsky light swords are so harsh that they are produced without a handle.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №45428
 03.04.2011
The child calls his mother:
XXX: Is this my mom?? to
YYY:...
XXX: Why not Mom?? to
YYY:...
XXX: How did you go?? to

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45427
 03.04.2011
Does the washing machine eat socks? I washed my jacket and cloth today. I get a jacket, no jacket. I said, I have eaten. This car did not eat at all. She stuck him in her pocket. In the inside, fuck it! It’s strange that she hasn’t wrapped up in the shirt yet!

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №45426
 03.04.2011
Why do you want to start every phrase with the word shit?? to

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45425
 03.04.2011
by C HABRA:
Faintly,
and ah. Use only fixed phones. They also do not break from the usual fall. and :)
Scaytrase
Is the stationary a taxi?
Fainty
I meant the household. The taxi is crazy! and :)
static
Of course better, try to drop it down.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №45424
 03.04.2011
Horsefucker: And I was made an admin on the forum)) also joked!

XXX: [looking at the nick, making guesses about the topic of the forum]

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №45423
 03.04.2011
KEF: Are you talking English sparring here?? to
Dimarikk: >>Kef: I
KEF: The password should contain at least 1 uppercase character.
KEF is translated.
Dimarikk: >>Kef: password shuld contain 1 uperrase character
KEF : O_O
Marmalade: O_O
Neymar has translated!! to

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45422
 03.04.2011
I sit with a thoughtful look at the wall. Question from the girl: What are you thinking about now, sweetheart? - Of course she is waiting for the answer, that "I imagine you and I will be looking at the sunset in a warm summer wind..."
But the reality is much worse: I try to find on the wallpaper how to look through the labyrinth and not hit obstacles. >__<

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №45421
 03.04.2011
Oops is the worst word in nuclear physics.
yyy: Russian nuclear operators in such cases speak Latin - "foolish, fucking!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №45420
 03.04.2011
He is:
What is this story?
She is:
This is the ministry!!! to

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №45419
 03.04.2011
Add the button "Return buttons"

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №45418
 03.04.2011
Sori, I could not answer.
Brain Prevention Session with Parents
The future never seems so realistic and real as after these sessions.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №45417
 03.04.2011
Please add the button "Orthography Check"

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №45416
 03.04.2011
Only in Russia in the spring the snow turns into snow.

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №45415
 03.04.2011
I went to bed with my boyfriend in the morning. I wrapped it up in the blanket:
I am the horror flying on the wings of the night. I am a black coat.
You are a white blanket with butterflies.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №45414
 03.04.2011
I saw a scene on the street today.
The man ran away from the girl, but she caught him and struck him, after which he stumbled.
But pale, she then began to take care of him and see if he caused any injury.
XXX: I’ve gotten a full voice.
XXX: And then she stood on me...
xxx: run for 5 minutes (((

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №45413
 03.04.2011
From the statement of the administration: "The arrival of the elevator could not satisfy us, we had to call the entire brigade."

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