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[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №62513
 08.04.2012
My friend Serzh once had a Japanese family. Now just arrange exchange home tourism - a little Google, Skype and interest. After leaving Serzh's apartment, many will turn their fingers at the whisky, and for the Japanese the same. Limit minimalism – good things are almost nothing, bad things are not at all. I have long been looking for the antique shops at least a weak resemblance of his coffee shop - tiny cups are weightless, like pebbles. But the Japanese guests were not shocked by cups, but a thing that has not yet been named in this world. The alloy of silver metal, like a piece of a flying plate, had a perfect, slightly curved shape in all three dimensions. Small in sight, he weighed five kilograms and heavily pressed tobacco chickens on a thickening pad. The mysterious metal conducts heat instantly, to every point of the chickens dispersed by it. The curved sides reliably pressed the chickens from all sides, not letting them dry. The flowing shapes would look boring if not the dramatic lightning-like zigzag on the narrow side, for which it was convenient to grab this heavy thing. The Japanese asked for a long time which master of design did this, and how to contact him. Serge broke his head to explain. It was magnificently polished and lovingly polished by him himself in his youth, accidentally found a fragment of the tooth of the Soviet excavator.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62512
 08.04.2012
Redman: Hi to you. I gave you the cartridges. You can come and pick up.
Thank you very much, good man! Your hands are golden!! and :-*
Redman : No. I have CMYK hands right now :(

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62511
 08.04.2012
Advertising on loans should be read the opposite. Take a loan! There is no problem!“No problem?” Take a loan!“”

[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62510
 08.04.2012
I could not help in the fight. I was filming on the phone at that time.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62509
 08.04.2012
[To_hell_&_back 18:56:20]
A programmer should know everything :)
[Coffee from 19:00:04]
I know and do well. :P
[To_hell_&_back at 6:00 pm]
You have serious arguments, you won’t argue :)

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62508
 08.04.2012
I know how the end of the world will come. They will allow the sale of cocaine in bags with the inscription “cocaine kills” to be absolutely legal and will call it the fight against drug addiction.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №62507
 08.04.2012
XXX: I have never held myself behind the benchmark.
YYY: Have you ever taken yourself for the bench??...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №62506
 08.04.2012
Have you ever heard of the big garbage spot in the ocean?
For fish, it is probably like a zone in a stalker: you can find food, and you can die in a trap.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62505
 08.04.2012
The Princess
kissing you
and fucking fucking

by Mikhail
Why kiss three times less?( by

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62504
 08.04.2012
Answer me first. You’re not going to get married, right?
Do you want to smash me someone?
Certainly not your daughter.
And thank God.
What else is this?! to
She is in class 7.
Oh yeah yes.

[ + 32 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62503
 08.04.2012
... the girls were younger and why I ran after them I don’t remember... ah yeah... when I was five years old we played with them in the cow, the cow was naturally I... and they all joked (when they ate) that the cow had only one tail...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62502
 08.04.2012
How many bars you have...
It is not barahlo. This is a creative mess.
Is it protective dust?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62501
 08.04.2012
XXX: I want to pay.
YYY: The Daddy?

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №62500
 08.04.2012
Oh yeah! We have the laws!! As a mortgage to take - the salary is small, as a child benefit to receive - large!

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62499
 08.04.2012
PS: Do you know what they have there?
WOW : what?
XXX: on the frame of the door a hercon, on the door a magnet, to the hercon attached arduine with a bluff, on the servaque a bluff-dongle, all on the compact sophins who listen to the servaque and when the door opens unfold the studio on the entire monitor... and this after the boss once burned for control

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62498
 08.04.2012
When dealing with a woman, do not forget that "good" does not mean "sufficient"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62497
 08.04.2012
Tom Cruise cuts the glass with a laser.

Have you ever seen souvenir glass cubes with a three-dimensional image inside?

The glass is transparent and does not absorb the visible spectrum.
The laser is visible to the eye - the laser radiates in the visible spectrum, no more.
Transparency of glass is approximately 95%. 5% is absorbed. We consider the power of the laser necessary for cutting, depending on the batteries and the size of such a laser. The topic is closed.

The radio physicist. I work with lasers and glasses.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62496
 08.04.2012
You can’t guess what password your sister has on the computer.
and 12345? Qwerty? by Parol?
XXX is much more complicated.
Is it 23456?
XXX is fucking there. YCUKEN!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62495
 08.04.2012
What kind of school on Saturday?
Wazzup?: Damask: the study that teaches to write the word Saturday with two "b"

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62494
 08.04.2012
Video: animated interaction of Gaika and Chip

Commentary:" Well finally that..... "
Everyone has been waiting since the beginning of the 90s.

Give me a reference!! =) is

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