She is: a girl without caprices, like perfumes without smells.
He: the smell of socks is, and the smell of perfumes is))) These are the kinds of girls are... They think they are perfumes, but in fact - socks.))

Yesterday I had my clock on the workcomputer - three hours exactly. I sit and sit, I work and I work. Here our headbuck stands up and openly begins to come home. I say :
“Well, you’re already that, Inna Vladimirovna, you’ll be leaving soon at noon!
She looked at me strangely and sat down.
Half an hour later, he repeated his attempt to escape.
Inn, three hours of the day!
The time is half the seventh. Leave me in peace.
by Facepalm:

XXX: The Dinner
XXX: Fu Fu Fu Fu
Tagged: stones
Tagged: fi fi

You listened to the dialogue: "Rubist and Pitonist find out whose language is better"

[17:51:06] T^_^Dafna^_^S: A simple test of idiotism: If the market is 10 jiggels at 190-210 thousand rubles, and 1 - for 100,000, what car would you buy?
[17:51:30] Hulita: Audy Ku three

Paphos School of English at Kutuzovsky Prospect. Paphos people want to pass a Paphos IELTS on a Paphos score and leave to live... in London )))
Talk about conditionals. One man persistently ignores the conversation and ticks into the iPhone. At the teacher’s request: Join us!! to
He replied, “I don’t need conditionals. I do not use the word if at all.

YYY: And I suggest prohibiting driving if you’re in the car alone.
ZZZ: And the trucks to drive only loaded, empty truck does not bring any benefit to anyone, and takes place.
ZZZ: A taxi driver, when he is driving without a customer, is obliged to turn on the meter and pay for such a trip himself.

You would be silent guys, or suddenly the deputies read...they can even introduce laws like this...

He’s an Australian actor and he’s gay!!! to
WOW: What do you have to do?
I pretended to be a guy on social media and wrote to him and fell in love with him.
Oh, and now he thinks I’m a guy from Guadeloupe (
Why from Guadeloupe?
Well, this is closer to Australia than my Hershon (((
ууу: straight plot for soap opera... now you have to confess everything and do the operation to change gender)))
WOW: and while you are doing it, he changes his orientation for you, and when he learns that you have become a man, he will also do the operation.
Zzz: and then he will be your missing twin brother...

In connection with the sudden end of the world, we were forced to restore the winter version of the world. We apologize for the inconvenience.

by Habr
xxx: Questions on StackOverflow 50 years later: “I made a robot on XYZ, but he ate my cat. How can I reassemble it?”
Yyy: In 50 years, the author of the question will first determine who he wants to reunite, a robot or a cat.

How to invite a girl to walk?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Let’s wake up, m

From the hubra, discussion of the invention of the Chinese material with a density, less air density:

TheShock :
In the foam, the pores are closed, and this material is more like a sponge.
If a sponge is thrown into the water, it will also first swim, and then wet and drown.
That is, in the case of sabre material it would be impregnated with vacuum, but now it was thrown into the air and so it drowns?

by agentx001:
by Fuck. Archimedes would have stolen :)

As my acne friend said on the day: Spring came only on my fucking :(

On Slando announcement:I sell a new women's ski suit or exchange for a CAT

by avanturist.org

from there... >>
Points, but in our climate you can and cheer...I went to work on PAZika for 10 minutes and 13 rubles today, and the boss (not my, indeed, but a parallel, but also a goat) on Jaguar - for 2 hours and 500 rubles to a tractorist in Belarus

The results of the scanning of the body of the entrepreneur Boris Berezovsky indicate that the cause of his death was suffocation, but no traces of violence, the police of the district of Thames Valley in London said on Tuesday night.
See also: a frog?

Edneo: I wrote the Constitution here yesterday. It says that censorship is prohibited.
Dos: Be careful with excerpts from the constitution – it is now regarded as extremism.

The St. Petersburg School of Law History is when you say that the Moscow princes came to power because of greed, and the predecessor, smiling, will count on you.

A strong family is when personal life coincides with family life.

The call. At the threshold a neighbor with a fainting face. Ask for a bottle before receipt. I had already pulled for the wallet, but then a woman with a bottle I kept at home as a bottle came in and said, “There is no money. Take a bottle. But on condition. You will return the same.” The next morning, the neighbor was again at the door with a request to take another and promise to return twice. I was going to give money by habit, but my wife intervened again: “Did you return the bottle? No is! How did we agree? If you get a bottle back, you can come and borrow it again.” The sad neighbor is leaving. To my astonishment, my wife explains: "He got all the neighbors here. Give him money, once he can and will return, but then he will borrow, referring to the fact that the past debt has returned. In order to repay the debt, you have to buy a bottle. And if you have a bottle in your hand, why borrow money?”
Neighbors and neighbors did not appear again.

The grandson asks his grandfather:
Who won the Civil War: the White or the Red?
Judging by our time, grandchildren, blue.