xxx: Usually we work from 9-00 to 18-00, but tomorrow, by 8 March, we have a short day, we work until 17-00 but we need to come at eight :((

The Lion in an Hour
YYY: In the hard?
XXX: Silent and polite

to this:
Giving visas for entry into the EU to Russians is unsafe. Russo-speaking people in the country are an excuse for military aggression, - Foreign Ministry of the Czech Republic

It will be much worse if Russian-speaking people come at all without visas and without invitation, even on their transport. If you don’t believe it, ask the Germans.

In the work:
...
XXX: Write what you have checked and send it.
What if the coat? Will you get a hat?
HHH: Yes, it’s all normal there. I’ll give you a chocolate.
I am here for you, grandmother?
If there are no nuts, bring them.

He broke his leg for a month and a half.
The head of the department was not confused and carried the test stand to him home.

Moldovan military intercepted Obama’s conversation with Yatsenyuk.
The Romanian military intercepted the conversation of the Moldovan military.
The Hungarian military intercepted the pandas with encryption from the Romanian military.
The Austrian military is just shocked by this engine.
The Chinese military intercepted a conversation with someone. Due to the huge number of interceptors, it was not clear who exactly.
When escaping from the kitsch in a catwalk chair, Tymoshenko intercepted the kitsch more conveniently with two hands - so that it did not get into the spikes.
Russian military intercepted Turchynov’s conversation with himself.
Yatsenyuk intercepted the shaurma on the way to work. In order not to be intercepted during the escape from the country after the suppression of the coup, Тягнибок changed his surname to Vyroviglaz.

Review of the video card with preservation of spelling:
The Dignity:
A beautiful box.
The shortcomings:
Does not play music
The commentary:
The radiators struck me because I finished a quarter on a drink.I thought she was playing music and she wasn’t playing.
We gave in vain...

The words “journalist” and “moral” cannot be used in the same sentence.
YYY: It can be! Journalists have no morality. See you here? It turns out possible.

Are there Russian troops in Crimea?
and no.
Shogun answered.

Comment on the news that in Belarus at the college teaching found a space:
Ha, I’ve seen the torch of mint, I’ve seen the prosecutor in porn and I know a guy who’s hanging a term for a seal.

XHH: And the robot vacuum cleaners are greatly determined by the soil. My wife is obviously a female. I am hysterical)
Do you want to clean anything, but you want to put on a pen and dress?
Driving is hard
xxx: often floats into a hard-to-reach place and then cries "help"
XHH: Although by the idea, she has an infrared sensor and a buffer...
WOW: You know some have four windows and mirrors, but they don’t help either.
DAK is the same. Some have a parking lot!!! to
Q&A: What does she eat?
Oh, what is she breaking?

We are in a half empty bus 139, dark outside the window.
Dinka: Where are we?
Falco: I do not know.
D: I generally have the feeling that we are already being taken to some desert for recycling.

And then there is a deadly announcement: "the next stop is a meat processing machine"

Reading about Serdyukov’s amnesty, you realize how good it is in Russia to be a criminal, not a policeman.

News: "Migration Service caught 74 Usbeks at a brick factory near Novosibirsk"
Comment: "... and the Uzbeks immediately over-performed the monthly plan on production of their products"

From the correspondence:
Scuc... where bablo to take nach, raised all in the spring bleat))
Are you not an Aries?
I am a fish.
The Cold Blood)
by :o
I am, in general, a mythical dude with an onion and a horse’s ass. So you are lucky :)

I was fired from the cafe today. Because electricists called us on the 3rd and warned us that on March 7th from 9:30 to 10:30 they will turn off electricity. I turned off today at 12:40. I did not warn...

Do you know what Ivan called the company?
XXX: Thunderbolt
XXX: and it would be no more, yes, just the original
XXX: but he also depicted an elephant on the logo
xxx: - who are you and what device is this hastily twisted software blinded?
Yes, these are... like their... elephants!

Collega: Oh, only librarians do not have to open books to readers on the desired page, constantly repair books, sticking the same page in place, do not have to explain in what language the book is written and most importantly - librarians never... never have to read a book instead of the reader, to then recount it.
= = = is = is = is = is = is = is = is
How you missed the box.

Have you heard that the same people were shooting at the Berkutans and the Maidanans? The Russian sniper is to blame.
Did you know that Tymoshenko is pregnant? The Russian sniper is to blame.

XX: I am returning from the shop, and they have a metal detector frame at the exit at the CPC in general. I had to put it all up to the end of the day. ?

YYY: And we stood at the factory, the electricity did not work)))They thought about putting frames in rooms that are decorated with a metal profile)))

You are ? ? ? ?
and AAAA!! I am crying ?