"Course by car"
Genre: Film and Children.
The year: 2007.
The country: Russia.
A brief description:
After a lightning strike, the village cow Beautiful discovers strange abilities. She began broadcasting various radio programs. Medicine is powerless. But most importantly: Beautiful has a long-held dream - to become a tram driver.

I have a great tax. She brings the shoes herself and does not give, she fell. He is standing in front of me, roaring and biting my shoe. It has already bitten. A small monster.

You "Lord of the Rings" have not watched?! to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY What is the essence there?
The great wicked man has carved out the ring of omnipotence, which subdues and kills people. Great wars are gathering and carrying him into the wicked’s bowl, because only there can he be destroyed.
YYY: What is the problem?! to

I will arrive in 15 minutes. Getting something on the road?
Yyy, take the beer.
YYY: and any country
YYY: Start with Poland, my Führer

The case with the disappearance of the clock of Patriarch Kirill of the Russian Federation recognizes as a miracle of the Lord

I remembered how at the seminars, children’s works were dealt with under the prisma of the Criminal Code. "Coconut fly" turned out to be just an inexhaustible depot. No line, it is an article.

And Winnie-Puch is... a small thief and a hooligan.

06/02/2012 Russian scientists penetrated the subglacial lake Vostok in Antarctica.
On April 7, 2012, a Russian-Ukrainian expedition disappeared in Antarctica.
So it started :(

xxx: I’m listening to a podcast about Silent Hill, I’m pervaded, I’m sitting with deep thoughts. There is a sirene in the community. He held the brick.

<xxx> who has a leopard and timati song?? to
<yyy> from Satan, he torments sinners

From Habr:

- I think it's right to speak Java there (although I'm used to Java for a long time)
If Java is Java, then Jazz...

On the third day after my daughter’s birth, my husband calls me in the family. The house, blue as an isolant, asks - the daughter brought?
I have brought,
M – Did she try?
I have tried.
M – What did you eat?
Born to Joppa!

Axelmax (22:45:37 6/04/2012)
How to bring a tree in April without a flame?! to

Anja (22:49:26 6/04/2012)
either keep it until the next year, or take the tail with a pipe and carry it proudly in the middle of the day.
Do not forget to chew the grass.

From Habr:

Other works of builders and installers:
In the cap. During the repair of the bridge over Oku (within the bridge there is a special tunnel for all kinds of wires), the builders determined that all wires were wiped out and, following these precautions, cut off the optics of three different operators connecting the two parts of the city.
- a classic situation: a construction company with the spoken name "Tornado" excavated a power cable going to the factory of a well-known brand. Since the excavations were carried out without a project, they decided to shut down quietly and weld the cable themselves. Of course, the ground and the phase were confused - industrial equipment and 380V server ups could withstand, but the rest burned everything, even the teasers.
In the severe Russian frosts, the monitors cooked the optics directly in the gazelle. At the same time, one end they pulled through the side door, and the other through the back door. We discovered this when everyone was welded and was about to start laying on the supports.

"Hi, my apartment is running water, I want to make an urgent call to the sanitary.
Where exactly?
- Under the bathroom, but I have already turned off the water, and it has stopped.
Can you tell me where exactly?
Unfortunately, it is probably a place under the tiles on the side of the shower.
We need to know exactly where, say more accurately!
Under the tiles!
Take off the tiles!
Unfortunately, I will not be able to do that. That’s why I call you and call the sanitary.
Did you disconnect the water in your apartment?
and yes.
Does the water no longer flow?
I don’t have any water in my apartment either.
Do you need her?
Oh sorry?
Do you need water?
I’m going to hit the wall, yes.
Then turn it on!
And then she will run again!
Do not turn it on! Why do you need a sanitary?
Because I need water!
Turn it on, you know where?
- Girl, just make an urgent call to the sanitary, please.
Okay, it is done. He will be with you tomorrow.
It is urgent!
The second. Will you be arranged at 9 p.m.?
At 3 o’clock is urgent!!! to
Wait... yes yes. He will come to you in a few hours.
She killed herself at the wall.

and MV

Sloneg: And the naky you give? You don’t bite, right?

Stainless: I’ll be going there when it’s all going to be angry here...

Sloneg: Aaaa, that means you’re going to live there all the time? and :-)

Stainless: Well, in general, yes )))))))

XXXX
Can you do miracles?
OUUU
Do not go on a diet.

You can be a human and a programmer at the same time.
Tag: human programmer
A new superhero?
Theme: Aha
He hides among ordinary people, he listens to the pop and the windows, but when the night comes and the chaos of lawlessness and speed code overwhelms the city he wears a sweater and glasses and goes out to the streets to refacture the surrounding matrix, establish a clear inheritance between the classes, find and destroy the bugs, catch all the exceptions and dig to the truth in any case.
You hit your head: ROFL

Swalm: Going to interviews I studied from the movie "People in Black".

Belfgor is fucking! The army is shit! In the army, the 5th aggregate state of snow is square!

A review of the militant:

The plot is punctual, but it is surprisingly enough for this reference mesilov - a pure genre. The quintessence. Almost a fighting porn.