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You will die a virgin.

Just just.
Dad (P): Daughter, did you write the controls well?
I: I wasn’t preparing for the composition.
Q: The main thing is to write algebra well, and Russian... We live in Ukraine.
I: So by Ukrainian composition.
Q: Hey Lee, we are Russians.

The court closed the criminal case against the protodiakon, who beat the pensioner after the accident. At the same time, to his colleagues in the Church, the deacon said that he was "inspired in anger."
Yyy: Anger is serious. I think it is worth applying the experience of foreign colleagues, namely the Inquisition.

I turned on to play an unknown performer, listened to one song, liked it, did not turn off and went to shave. I did not hear anything from the bathroom, but when I went out, I found that the cat had already drowned twice while I was leaving. The other songs are, of course.

Yesterday on left4dead was strange.
The survivors quietly went to refuge.
xxx: while the zombie-Polish and the zombie-Ukrainian selected mat to find out the relationship.
Nothing human zombie is alien.

XXX: How is the weather?
Tagged: meteorite
XXX in the meaning?
YYYYYYYYYYYY

Alexander Lapushko
My friends are non-alcoholic. Everyone knows that it is not beer that destroys people, it is water that destroys people, and juices / juices / teas and other muds generally kill! Scientists have proven that 100% of the dead people before death drank water... and only 73 - alcohol! We are making conclusions, gentlemen.
Alexei Galushko replied to Alexander Lapushko
All the masses are to blame.
Ksenia Popova
Sorry, but the phrase
"Alexey Galuško has answered
Alexandra Lapushka" sent by
I was pathetic :D

I just remembered from a lecture in the universe) There the professor said that he was squeezing his head into the accelerator at CERN and for the particles his head was absolutely transparent, and if their speed was less then he would have died. Accordingly, I concluded that for a car at the speed of light there is no time, there are no obstacles.
I think the particles that passed through the professor’s head somehow influenced him.

The MGIMO style:
"Yes, we are writing a checklist. There are no leaflets? Well then tap on the tablets, send in forty minutes to the mail"

Talk about the wedding again:
I have to think about the dress.
Why Why? We agreed to marry in helmets and parachute suitcases.
No, you have agreed! First, we jump, and then we will still have to go to the ZAGS, take off parachutes, padded diapers, put on a dress...

After lunch, I listened to a conversation between two friends.
Two other girls from the neighboring department are discussing.

What stupid chickens they are! It is bad to listen!
Second: It is not so to say, Great Post! Better to pray for them! Give them brains!

I go to the bathroom and wash my head.
YYY: From the inside?

xxx> I regularly throw them good tracks - in business so far only went "nothing else meter"
yyy> nothingelsemeter is such a device, right?

It is hard to live in the white.
The children do not know,
The children run, laugh,
Friendship, love and fight.
There is no difficulty around!
Everything is fine, life without trouble!
Only happiness, laughter and joy.
Day after day, and where is the fatigue?
I want to grow up sooner,
To be even stronger!
Being an adult is great!
This is money, Mini Cooper!
There is no difficulty around!
Everything is fine, life without trouble!
Only happiness, laughter and joy.
Day after day, and where is the fatigue?
Tired day after day,
Everything grows like a snow.
It seems that everything is not so.
There is no money and the boss is a fool.
I want to get off from here,
Going to the resort and eating food.
to drink, to smoke,
To forget about the past.

It is hard to live in the white.
But the children do not know...

GL

xxx: I also had a hamster when I was a kid, filled food in the cheeks, and I forged it.)))
ZZZ: The teeth are sharp.
xxx: if you press on the mouth from the sides - he opened the mouth himself ) very ergonomic, I think ))

There are uncomfortable moments when at a meeting with the designer and head of the department discussing the site, you want to say - an element of design, and you say - a piece of design...

And for some reason, scientists and ecologists have hidden this year and say nothing about global warming.

"The Festival "Winter Rings" has been cancelled due to insulting the feelings of believers". Interestingly, if the unbelievers complain that the “Baptism” and other religious assemblies insult the feelings of the unbelievers, will these events be canceled?

by C HABRA:

XXX Linux Mint is a simple Linux distribution that requires no specific knowledge to install or use. The installation looks like this: next-> next-> next-> ready.
Yyy And Ubuntu isn’t “next->next->next->ready”? What about Debian?
zzz In Debian, slightly more difficult: next->next->next->next->next->next->ready

News from the first channel:
“Today a group of terrorists seized the State Duma building together with deputies. The terrorists demand $100 million and a helicopter. In case of failure to meet their demands, they threatened to release a member every hour.