Husband and wife sit at the compass at night.
I wonder if I want chips or not.
Wife you want! You still want beer.
Do I want filtered or unfiltered?
The Unfiltered!

to this:

by Prikol. Sushi at the cafe. I send a card and enter a pin. On the screen: "the PIN code is entered incorrectly" the check comes out, I have it, it has the inscription: "the operation has not been performed", they give, put a pen and drive behind the door :)

Young man, I congratulate you. Now the cost of your order will be deducted from the already not very high salary of the waitress. You can be proud of stealing a student.

Interesting anatomy of network equipment: The green D-link has no ears, but there are two holes in the ass.

Richard had a conversation with one man.
Richter: This is shit.
Richter says I want advertising, I’ll launch 5D attractions
Richter: Well, I’m always very upset about that, I say a hole 5D? What is it? Explain from a physical point of view
He looked at me like a fat man.
Richter: Well grit 4D is the smell, 5D is the shake of everything.
Richter: And I’m already holding my face “and the rest of the 3D then what?”
Elvis: And He Grits 3D This Is Glasses
Richter: he looked at me as an idiot already "1D picture, 2D sound"
Tagged: grandmother

xxx: I set myself a goal: to obtain a diploma of higher education at a French university without even knowing the basics of the French language.
XXX: As you can see, I’m doing well.
You can call this the terrorism of the modern education system.
xxx: And I use six verbs to express everything I need.

The title of the news, Miley.
The Chelyabinsk Theatre gave DiCaprio the iron "Oscar"

Chelyabinsk holds the mark.

In the spring, it’s hard to focus on one thing.

The average salary
33 thousand in Russia. The ruble
in Lithuania - 30 thousand rubles

The unemployment rate
Russia – 5 %
Lithuania – 12%

Who is here with the naked back?
____________________-
Are you also from the InnerMadness planet?

" brought a tree 5 meters in length, see. 20 in the range."
This is not a saff, it is a bobber.

The abolition in Russia of the "Contra All!" chart in elections is like trying to force a man to choose between oral, anal, classical, group vocal, garden-mazo and homosexuality in the event that he has been impotent for many years.

On the march, when the time comes to give a pi*dule to the current Supreme Council of Ukraine, they will answer: Do you get bored? We are not a government!!! to

From the Fire:
- Not only "god", but "good" - from the word "hood" (capped) if anything. In the rest, yes. and ;)
Correct English words and write "caps ". Bravo to!

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Really, rest at home.

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Naah Naah Naah! We’d better go on a trip to the United States by ruble!

XXX: Are you okay?
YYYYYY: Yes
XXX: Work or personal life?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Husband (see the channel about animals): Here is the piton funny, once a year the lamb eaten - and you can not eat for a year, do what you want!

Wife (from the kitchen): Here is the pitoniche fun, once a year she cooked the lamb - and it is free!

c 4pda from iOS 7.1:

xxx: It’s not about fanaticism, it’s just Android lying, and iOS7 isn’t. The personal experience. In the family 4 phones with Android and 3 iPads, there is something to compare

YYY: Are there people in your family?

zzz: yyy, you made my day)))

xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx xxx Put the flash on the back of the comp, the beard is pulled into the refrigerator! C is!! to
YYY: Immediately you can see the programming worker.

This is:

Last year, I wanted to go to Greece to rest. In the past, in Egypt. This year he sent everything to hell and decided to rest in Crimea.
I feel like a guy with dollars.

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Really, rest at home.

I was recently offered to give a Z-Drive 4500 for a coin.
Well what?
Well, the wind now loads in 3 seconds.

23,000 years to be an Antarctic sponge. There was bad karma.

Rovlad: Yes, there is a lot to think about in those 23,000 years.

botsman2005: Just nothing.