The Old Man (9:00)
No, there is no pair.

Thirteen (9:00) :
seriously?

Thirteen (9:00) :
I was wearing cowards.

Discussing who was fooled:

X: When I was born, the doctor said, “Welcome to our beautiful world, baby!”
y: A should have said, “Welcome to the real world, Neo?”

I agreed with my husband to have children, then sex.
As I put my kids on, I cut off. My husband also fell asleep while waiting for me. This is the kind of sex ((((

Advertising: Our trousers are not shameful to show! Buy the right clothes for the world! The right pants are... unexpectedly...

xxx: And we in one clinic in the reception room had an announcement: "For registration required: passport, insurance and home phone". Below in the clamps is written "only number" - I'm wondering how many telephone devices were drawn to this attribute...

Often, leafy channels on a calf, I get on channels, where girls show a variety of fashionable clothes. And there are always some thin girls with a moustache, as if they've just made a moneyball. And I really don’t understand – these chickens are some standard of beauty? Interesting for whom? Whoever I ask - everyone likes cute, gentle, humble girls with a normal female figure - i.e. There is a pop and a chest, and the girl herself is not a seed dry.

xxx: Hi, here in our courtyard neighbor as always parked right on the playground, where my children play, please take action.
YYY: Okay, we will take action, the evacuator is already coming.
Thank you very much, I didn’t even know where to park.

In Kazan will be held a rally in defense of the Russian language
YYY: What is it?
XXX is in.

And again spring, and again not before sleep, and again the heart is aroused by unclear doubts - the moment has come when everything will be different, not as before?
But no, again the asphalt came off the roads along with the snow (((

Not long music played, not long buttons we regretted

I want to have a friend in my old age who could be called and whispered with an old-fashioned trembling voice: “Well, old, when will we spend our retirement?” :D

Xxy is very touched, col in the throat..)))
Who are you and who are you ? ? ?

You don’t think we didn’t like Anthony! We talked so sweetly with him...He even promised to buy us tickets for a concert of some Nirvana!!!! to

Fuck, how uncomfortable you feel when in the morning on the way to work in your apparent machine, standing on the light, singing a good song playing on the radio, and even trying to do a couple of dance moves...And then, raising your eyes, you find several dozen hateful looks from the crowded tram opposite.

Zly: Why do my questions for the state exam on economics coincide with those that were on the entrance exam? 0 - O

Meet at the Monument in the Centre
YYY: How do I know you?
xxx: I have long dark hair, a pink jacket, a black bag, brown eyes, long legs and smooth, elastic weddars
YYY: Is it the type that doesn’t shake when you wear water?
XXX: I don’t understand
YYY: Per you meant shit?

My wife is wonderful! But there’s one whisper – periodically asks me "What are you thinking about now?" Answer right away and honestly.
I sit and play. From the back comes this "strange" question. Without thinking for a long time, I answered:"About you, of course".
Silent singing in the corner, then with an insult: "Again ugliness you think of me?and "

Who to offend?

The xxx is hidden under the coat. He does not throw the shit, even though he is in the belt where he is attached.
Yuu, you don’t understand anything! It stands there on the leaves.
YYYYYYYYYYY
xxx ohhh
Xxx Swedish
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

The conversation between two teammates at work.
How did you remove the disc?
I cut the knives!
Are you whipping anything?
In the sense?
He is a fucking Titanic! How did you cut him? (I asked one of them with rounded balls)

Once with a friend decided to disassemble his killed computer disassembled in 2 hours collected 2 days in the end when a colored strip appeared on the screen and nothing but the computer was loaded and done. It turned out that if you pull your head up and down, you can see the picture I don’t know how, but the picture was clear, well, we are sitting down and pulling the bowls and here in the room comes a friend of mommy. The quiet bull of the computer, the monitor with a strip and 2 fools with a huge speed worship him.

Andrei Ivanov joined the group Anonymous Psychological Support.

No one knew.