Russian Culture Minister Vladimir Medinsky urged Russians to rest in Crimea and in the resorts of the Krasnodar region.
Tagged: patriotic holiday
zzz: Everything is included - armor jerseys too. 😉?

This is not a cage, it is a receiver of Blackmirdin.
and...
You fell, your whole brain broken trying to understand what the joke was.
It was illiteracy.

aaa: any cat occupies 2/3 of the bed, regardless of the size of the bed and the size of the cat
The same applies to the computer desk.
ccc: approximately... the cat occupies 2/3 of the space

You know, I was on the train today. Suddenly, the radio broadcaster got a spell and he said, “Be careful! The street of Panfilova".
XXX: Before going out, I thought about it.

Why do cyclists and bodybuilders shave their legs? Without a negative subtext I ask, just interesting.)

Swimmers understand, less water resistance, etc., so why do they?

Cyclists can pull wool into the chain

I got your money, did I get it?
I: Yes sweet
I: thank you
Wife: 10800 leone you give, the rest to you
I: I've got a ticket to Cambodia now) don't look for me sweet

[15:57:35] aaa: so why in backend/web/js have bootstrap-datepicker.js separately and a folder with the same js, its css and less?
[15:58:33] aaa: then another toilet paper must be stocked
[15:58:51] bbb: Salt, lights and grasshoppers
[15:59:02] aaa: aaa
[15:59:12] aaa: even more soap
[15:59:15] aaa: and the rope
[15:59:18] bbb and the rope
[15:59:48] ccc: and the rope
AAA: Somebody else
ddd: and the rope
[16:00:09] ccc: there are not many ropes
And the rope!
[16:00:35] eee: fuch, barely had time

From the news: Leonardo DiCaprio to comfort instead of the missed four "Oscar" will give one piece of the Chelyabinsk meteorite and iron "Oscar".
In addition, the Chelyabinsk people decided to support the actor, who again did not receive the golden statuette, with the status of an honorary artist of the Chelyabinsk Theatre. This will allow the famous actor to attend all the theatre performances for free and use his name in his advertising campaigns.

Tagged trolling lenka

from VK:

We have our Game of Thrones in Ukraine.

I add :
This genius is:
> I write "Microsoft" because it’s the right way to write the word Microsoft. By the way, people who write "Microsoft" can go naked along with the microscope.
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I compared the fuck with the finger.
"Microscope" is a word of Greek origin (p. Microeconomics), and Microsoft is not a Greek company. According to the rules of translation, the names of companies are mostly transcribed, so it is right "Microsoft", if it is so tired to write the name in Russian letters.

Apparently, this genius loves his Renault Espace very much, although he may change it for some Peugeot. If he smokes, then Marlborough, he drinks Seven Up. But on vacation, nevertheless, he will go to Turkey, not to Turkish or Turkish (because in Turkish and read it correctly will not be able).

The world is divided into fools and crazy people.
The fools don’t understand us, and the fools don’t understand us.

RR Sport: This is the situation: You have chosen a product in the store, for example, a piece of good meat, and the goods come to you at the box office and as if picking up, you say that this piece is postponed and I take it from you.
What would you do in the place of the buyer?
SetColor: Would I say, “Toward, don’t run, get rich!”".

Al: Friend is like translated from Spanish?
Amigo, clear pepper
Anpu: Is it like a finist, a clear socket?

What do Russian troops do in Ukraine?
Options for beautiful answers:
1st We walked by, decided to jump to relatives.
2nd As for Ukraine? Fucking in your mouth, I told you that you are looking at the map with your feet up!
Three You have borst and cocktails here are delicious.
4 is We are missing. What are you doing tonight? #65279

Check the water in the bathroom.
Everything is fine, fluid.

Everything has changed in Arkansas. There is a new, systematically acting factor. And it looks like don Raba is deliberately poisoning scientists with all the grey in the kingdom. Everything that rises above the average grey level is under threat. Don Condor, these are not emotions, they are facts. If you are smart, educated, doubting, saying unusual things – you just don’t drink wine at last! You are in danger. Any buyer has the right to strike you to death. Hundreds and thousands of people have been declared out of law. They are caught by assailants and hanged along the roads. Naked, up on my feet... Yesterday on my street, the old man was stabbed with his boots, they found out that he was literate. Toptal, they say, two hours, dumb, with sweaty beast mouths... — Rumata restrained and finished calmly: — In a word, there will soon be no literate in Arkanaar.

From the corporate newsletter on holding a charity fair in favor of shelters for homeless animals:

Do you like animals? Do you want to participate in their fate? Come to our Fair! Try the cooking masterpieces of your colleagues!

I missed the sound in the game :(
Check the mixer.
Okay, I don’t have any audio equipment.

XX: She always looked younger than her years.
Sometimes it really creates problems.
Here, I remember, when I was a young teacher, I was asked to take a shot in another body, where I was not known. When I entered the teacher’s wardrobe, the wardrobe maker stood up with her chest: “Students dress out there!”
I still remember my grandfather died during the active observance of the anti-alcohol law. The relatives prepared a commemorative table, and I and my breast-baby were sent out for a walk, and at the same time asked to buy vodka for the table. They refused to sell me vodka, citing the fact that I am not 21. My argument is that I didn’t have a child (or maybe I gave birth at 19 years old!). I did not have a passport, but I had a birthday card. And I bought vodka on a partner ticket!

Why was I offended?
WOW: What did you write?
I really need her mother’s page and she doesn’t add me, not knowing who I am! So I decided to meet her daughter.
I Wanna Cum on Your Moms Face - book"
You are so nice to get to know 😉