(Before removing the wind on the compass)
Alexander is
I thought how to filter your files to copy, but don’t have to.

after 3 minutes, I broke away from your new folders and decided to scratch the entire profile - then dig up where you have photos of your breasts and where cats

Aunt
This is definitely not there.)

Alexander is
Everyone has pictures with cats and cats.

Aunt
Everyone except me.

Alexander is
Okay, I'll put you, or it's not without a breast and cats.

You know, in the theater, for some reason, the most loud of all are swept with chocolates, loud chatter, discussing neighbors and releasing comments on the half-room just ladies in dresses to go to the theater and with their own binoculars. In the restaurant it is from a man in a expensive suit and with a tie you can expect hysteria in the half-room "why, mja, my baked ice cream cold brought". But people in jeans can also get wet, but at least are able to apologize and stop if their behavior does not please others.

<noone161> has been called from the Rostelecom, saying that there has been an increase in attacks on users over the past year. What kind of attacks? They are killing, right?I asked what device I was using. :) I immediately said that I don’t need antivirus theirs, than I put the girl into an impasse. )))
<ZayMobile> attacks on users, lol. The call to the apartment - we are from the rooster, let go, chest your head.
<TheNehh> has awakened and the antivirus is already in place

If the makeup is not visible, why is it? Destroying the skin?
– is
This man expressed himself incorrectly. Good makeup is visible. Only unconscious (male, mostly) it is perceived as "natural beauty" :) If makeup looks like theatrical makeup - then it is, of course, the wrong makeup. Although for the evening there is an exception, if you, of course, want to occasionally steam up evening makeup, for the soul.

My father told me a story from his studenthood.



The Winter. They set standards for winter types. He was born and raised in the South, where there is little snow, therefore, on skies he stands for the first time. Here he stands at the start and remembers what he knows about skiing: “Ah! On television, men do something with their hands.“”

The start. Students are touched from the spot. Batya, accompanied by astonished eyes, breaks forward, with all the power held in the hands of the KMS for swimming, pushing back with his hands and not moving his legs at all. He came to the finish second, all in soap, with his tongue on his shoulder and pain in his hands.

Today I listened to a conversation between two ladies:
Be honest, you are an adult woman.
Yes, but I am 12 years old.
12 Years is not an adult woman.

<Nastena> friends, I sometimes formulate phrases not clearly because I try to joke

xxx: I have recently seen an increase in the popularity of the words CYKA BLYAT among foreigners.
This is CS:GO’s fault.
Zzzz: Poles are to blame for everything

- Who will explain to me why the +12 icon is on the math book?
Is there a number 69?
Probably...
So you understood?

Head of intelligence AMAN: “Hezbollah does not want war, but there may be coincidences.”

In the fact that men believe the "unnecessity" of makeup, costumes and other features, of course, the women themselves are to blame. Because if a man was struck by a woman's beauty, but he did not remember what she was dressed in - it means that she was dressed perfectly (if attention was paid to the costume itself, it means that he was dressed or inappropriate), and with cosmetics - knows how to paint (and spends a little time and effort on this) the woman who eventually hears how she is beautiful without cosmetics, and with cosmetics it is in the association of men nuclear-slip eyelids and a tonal that is peeled with cloves of an unskilled eight-grade girl. Here are men and women who do not need such a naphyg - because the beautiful women in their eyes are of the type "without cosmetics"ofgenic))))

It is like cinema. If the plot is captured, and the characters give out sticky characters, then no one will pay attention to the quality of special effects or the antagonist's ears. And when they are dramatically stuck for nothing - they cling to every piece of stuff.

In a trolleybus, an elderly woman told her friend:
- In the clinic reworked the card, they wrote a diagnosis: a pensioner.

I played hiding with my son. He is hiding, I am looking. I hear the noise in the kitchen, I think, clearly, the drunkard is sitting under the table, beating his head. Another 5 minutes watched the TV and here comes the wife from work, goes to the kitchen, opens the refrigerator, and there the little one in the refrigerator sits blue but happy!

Repairs in the toilet:
XX: I generally wanted to cover the walls with mirror panels. Imagine you are sitting, and around you a thousand shitters go to infinity :-D
The only thing that can be missed by drunkenness is the walls :D
HH: It’s not so lonely.

Do you watch the news?

and no. I seem to have missed the first two seasons and now I don’t understand anything.

A friend of the German botanist K. Goebbels - an artist - once invited a scientist to his workshop to show his new painting "The Fall of Sins". Goebbels considered the painting for a long time, but when the praise-seeking artist asked what his opinion he suddenly burned out: "The apple is drawn wrong! How so wrong? The painter was surprised. Why Why? And because the variety of apple that stretches Eve to Adam was raised only eighty years ago!

I have a boyfriend from Russia. I am pleased with the Belarusian language. They laugh at the metrics. As a child, he always dreamed of writing with ы, and this is the rule! Daveche stumbled from the description of the colibri on the Belarusian Wikipedia. Here I think, how to please him: to tell that jokes in Belarusian are not blasphemy, but GEST. And the roofing machine sounds like STRAHAR-BLAHAR.Or just bring the furniture into the salon with the sound name FABLE.

The husband at work was given darts, brought home, hanged on the door, the small died of jealousy.
I urgently had to buy a children's version with balls on the lipstick.
They hang on one door under one another.
Now I am afraid to go to the men in the room: either a drill in the forehead or a ball in the crowd.

Worked at the substation. In the winter, while there was no major work, one worker decided to cook a straw in the yard in front of the house. It is full of metal, why not hide. Looking at this case, the second, third joined. There are already five or six full-fledged playgrounds in front of the houses. And here I go somehow home, a grandmother brakes me, from the adjacent shops. I said, I have already filed a complaint to the appropriate instances, why the car was not placed in front of our house, the substation is a harmful enterprise - there are all kinds of radiation, even the reactor stands (she heard from Claudia). And Putin issued a law for workers of harmful enterprises to decorate polluted settlements. And we got the entire substation on the hat from the administration. Carrots are now being picked up at the landfill. The initiative is a good thing, do you know, Baba Vera?

The older is 8 years old, the younger is 2. If she is hit somewhere in the house and cries, the elderly man usually cries slightly around the place and says, “All, I killed him!“”

It works inexorably, I must say.

We go for a walk on a hill. One of the boys struck her accidentally. She turns to the elderly and calmly-ice tone, pointing her finger straight to the offender: - Tal, kill him!

And all the grandmothers froze with their mouths open.