We end it all:
to this:
to this:

for film lovers.

Warning of Default City.

If any brilliant animal would comment especially brilliantly on the movie I watch in the cinema, then the whole hall would not cry, but he alone.

and luck. by Mitya. and 125 kg. The handcuff.

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Maybe I will comment.
Oleg 27 years old, instructor of shooting))))

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I need to help Dmitry.
Ivan, 25 years old, 14 of them in judo
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I am for Oleg.
Irina, 19 years old the breast.

I never believed in such stories, but...

Yesterday at the Poll. Before the election, I saw a trail. The picture: a man carries on a rope such sandals on skies, and in sandals - no one. Well, he equaled me, not even noticed the poster, but then he was caught up with a rope, because the sanki stepped on skiing in the STOLB! The man slowly turns around, and, not noticing the child in the sandwiches, with the words "Oh yours!"" runs back, where in 30 meters runs the already tired rebbit. It is funny and I want to cry.

Status in asske: "Let me wash!!! Or I will still stand without cowards and answer everyone"

“I realized today that my hair was a little shattered when a little bastard of five in the bus pointed at me with a finger and said, ‘Mom, look, a crazy hat!’”

Fifa has terminated its contract with a Chinese company that makes souvenirs for the World Cup and raised a scandal. They learned that in a Chinese factory souvenirs are made by teenagers in inhumane conditions for $3 an hour.
At an 8-9 hour working day it is $24 - $27 a day, at 25 working days a month, it is $600 - $675 a month. Thus e. 16800 to 189,000 rubles. Fuck, I want to live in China!

And yet Alice in Wonderland is more for adults than for children.
YYY: Did the rabbit fuck her at the end?

to this:
Does anyone remember the diaphylms? projector, tubes with films? I had in my childhood evening shows before going to bed on the curtain in the dark) my father twisted the projector pen and read, and I, I, Ballel, it was cool!
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I remember. And very well :)
My father and I also sat in front of sleep and read fairy tales... tales of Pushkin, Russian folk. It was great, fun. Every night was like a little magic.
The Soviet childhood of Forev.
And we also had ice cream in cardboard cups... and the TV switched in pieces...

There must be at least one fool in every office.
And if you don’t notice him, that fool is you!

to this:
And you also have a tradition: when you get out of the soul, you wipe your glasses with cowards?
and +++++++
No, you are such a fool.

I want sweet...
I will go to the native spaces to eat!
Olga: Langoulier, the mill!

Tagged with Bess.su

And this morning I smelled ganji, so until evening I am an orange. I’m angry that I’m a Spanish orange, not a Moroccan.

My sister burned today. There was a planned shutdown of the inette, which she did not know. I came after a couple, sat down at the computer, and there was FIG. So she was offended by everyone and sadly cleaned the apartment, baked cakes and invited 3 beautiful friends to visit) I am now clean, full and with a girlfriend ;)

How to get rid of homosexuality if it already exists?
Enjoy it, Pidal!

I will remember today’s journey home for a lifetime.
There were 7 people in the march.
In the front, there are 3 healthy skins.
In the back - three no less healthy guests from Tajikistan.
In the middle, at the passage, I was sitting and trying to merge with the chair.

I work in the police opera.A call to the police station and an excited female voice reports that at such an address 6 bodies, all firearms and one wounded.We hit the comp and it is true that such a person lives at the address indicated by her.It crashes almost half the department, all are armed.Now we think that there is some...We come, we land the door, and there is a grandmother sitting, and in front of her on the table 6 whores from a whirlwind fucked and one with a wing broken jumped.

This is what "life will punish" means:
At noon, at the bus stop on the sidewalk goes mommy and baby. Near the stop, a lounge (small but seemingly deep).
On the right lane, a boomer runs, runs through the pit and splashes a child with a mommy. The boomer stops against the stop, preventing the approaching bus. The boomer comes out of the uncle al-Blatna, but more potts than deeds :)
Following is the following:
Mom and child shout at the boomer's wheel.
The driver, not paying attention to anything, talks about the hands-free and buys cigarettes.
I pass by the boomer to get into the bus, I stumble, I fall on the mirror and break it off :)
The man continues to buy cigarettes. I jump into the bus and see a shy guy opening the doors of the boomer, picking up the barbecue and falling a little further away.
Z is. The car lovers! Do not ride on the gazebo, do not park against the stop, do not leave the car open.

The goals of the post are diametrically opposite!
Some will fast to get closer to the Lord spiritually, and some will fast for physical healing to postpone as much as possible the inevitable moment of meeting Him!

When I came to a managerial position in a new company for me, on the first day I met a accountant. She gave me a note and asked me to sign up. Then I looked at the signature and said:
“Wow... it’s okay, the signature is easy to fake.”

Medvedev after Putin is like beer after vodka.
Is it better to drink vodka again?
Maybe it’s better to get smarter and stop drinking.

I work as a security guard in a supermarket. A boy suits me. He stretches out his jacket, and a cat's mouth is pulled out because of his sinuses. The man says, “Uncle, the sign on the door is “Don’t enter with dogs.” Could it be with cats? I’m very happy" I am in the car.