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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62453
 07.04.2012
The young man, Misha, decided to catch up! At the instantaneous glue, the hole was dried, I had to pull the fist... Fingers were glued, the fist was glued to the hand, the tube was glued to the hand, the ropes were glued to the floor, all Misha was glued!!! Recommend a shredded leaf! No lies in advertising!! Unfortunately the tube is small, I would stick the shoes, and I would stick the shoes at the same time (

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62452
 07.04.2012
At work (leader and lawyer):
Shash, tell me, what kind of shit do I pay you?? to
Yu: – Roman Olegovich, and you ask your wife, or I don’t like to boast.
Yeee... in my natural... in my

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62451
 07.04.2012
From life, three friends communicate:
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Zzzz: I want to.
YYY: And I have both hands for it.

[ + 26 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62450
 07.04.2012
One of the stages of adulthood is when the thought of being found in cabbage is preferable to the thought of having sex with mom and dad.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №62449
 07.04.2012
The genius lives in each of us, we just have to wake him up.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62448
 07.04.2012
Review of headphones on Yandex.Market
Disadvantages: In the 2nd month of use, these headphones have become Vlagodskirchevy, since then, the cable has never turned into a sophisticated and complex pattern. The problem is solved by using non-normative vocabulary and a couple of minutes of concentrated work with the fingers.
When the wind whispers in my ears :)

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62447
 07.04.2012
I have angelic patience.

It looks more like a demonic phobia :(

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62446
 07.04.2012
...
And then I realized that my life was not the one I dreamed of. I made a lot of mistakes and was afraid to correct them. What I can get much more.
That the people around me are not exactly what I need. And that happiness is so close, you just need to take a few decisive steps toward it.
Hey, you tell me exactly how you met a neighbor with a 4th size on the staircase cage?

[ + 28 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62445
 07.04.2012
xxx: the photo is not too old) show nothing
xxx: I can take one from the winter to the mail tomorrow as I went to the slide
Better in the summer than at sea.
I don’t have any of those.)
YYY: do something
Where will I take the sea for you? Only with Photoshop.
The sun, the sea is enough for me. I am interested in the rest of the composition.
XXX: What is the rest?
The Hemingway old man!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №62444
 07.04.2012
xxx> for yesterday's not received phone call from you you called in the day?? to
xxx> that wanted =)
yyy> hotel
yyy> there further accepted from me
yyy> we have agreed on everything :)
xxx> and
xxx> go to...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62443
 06.04.2012
All4u: to me the 14-year-old onionmeasle from the seaweed wants to add
All4u: I’m in love
All4u: It includes 3 of my favorite qualities of women
Fedor: 14 years old, a man and a man?
All4u: Aha

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №62442
 06.04.2012
It is absurd, sneezing, to break the nose on the table.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62441
 06.04.2012
She (10:02:27 6/04/2012)
What is AC/DC Famous?

He (10:02:52 6/04/2012)
We break up.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №62440
 06.04.2012
During the meeting with the Patriarch of all Russia, the minister of justice with such speed swinged the boilers at his father that their reflection did not have time to disappear.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62439
 06.04.2012
Can there be several educations at 22?
xxx: I mean not a tumor, but educational education

[ + 40 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62438
 06.04.2012
Yesterday, a neighbor brought back a diaphylmoscope, which I gave her children to see.
The kids said the sound didn’t work :)

[ + 46 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62437
 06.04.2012
To scare off the hooligan on the street perfectly established phrases such as: "Shurry straight, I am already rubbish". Or, “Hear, you can go where you went or stand where you stand.” Option: “You hear, you can stand where you went or go where you stand.”
After such phrases, it is best to quickly hide or, in extreme cases, strike a strong leg in the perineum. In any case, the advantage is on you, as the hooligans are confused.* is

Scientific article on linguistics.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №62436
 06.04.2012
I left my girlfriend three weeks ago. Yesterday I removed it from the contact and added it to the block. SMS comes on the phone: I did not expect this from you.... PPC removal from contact is more painful than separation! ))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №62435
 06.04.2012
FR: Only Shash realized how cool we had admin (Sancho). Our working day begins exactly at 9 a.m. He always came at 11 a.m. and scratched greatly from the main. A week ago he came at 8:30 a.m., sat by the front door, sits... It was exactly 9.05 a.m., the gentleman comes in, Sasha screams at the whole office – “Well, where did you wear you, gulon? I have all the hospitals, all the morgi called!" And while the deer is in the wool - the statement is swirling and the barrels fall...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №62434
 06.04.2012
I felt like a girl today, after sex with whom the man turns and falls asleep. My today in the riding position ends (I am not yet), slides off me and turns to the comp to sit in contact

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