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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94872
 05.03.2014
She left me with a broken heart, a broken soul, half a roof.
Without a child, with food... So too, shit, the cat wanted to take! Did not give...

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94871
 05.03.2014
> emit a certain frequency current. There is ejaculation. That’s all romantic (

To be a bull is romantic.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94870
 05.03.2014
I saw on the internet:
I will meet a man who is very good at computers and programs. Who can be addressed with questions or problems. The master cleaned the computer and now there is no more than half of the photos. very need to rebuild. for a long relationship

[ + 42 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94869
 05.03.2014
Zoid; can anyone explain why the stones are added to the stone, in color and shape identical to the stone?

[ + 38 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94868
 05.03.2014
Corvette Commander of the Ukrainian Navy
"Ternopil" Captain of the 3rd rank Maxim
Emelianenko caused an attack of shock and
personally at the commander of the RF.
Deputy Admiral Alexander Vitko. by
Requirements of the Russian Commander
immediately surrender to the Russian army.
Corvette commander Yemelianenko replied:
"The Russians do not give up!"This is what the head of the Russian Federation wrote on Facebook.
Center for Military and Political Studies
Dmitry Timchuk
The Russian Admiral.
I asked if it was Emily.
The Russian. The Ukrainian official said,
He has a Ukrainian surname, but
His nationality is Russian.
Like the Ukrainian crew.
The ship. However, since he accepted
I swear allegiance to the people of Ukraine.
to change it, as well as its subordinates.
Several people have confirmed: after
words of Emelianenko commander of the Russian Federation
He threw his subjects out of the sword:
"Learn how to serve for honor and
It is your conscience!"


[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94867
 05.03.2014
Don't love cats anymore
XXX is not fashionable.
I love the breasts.
XXX What about cats?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
What if the choice is only: a cat or a dog?
YYY: Anyway, you will not catch me.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94866
 05.03.2014
By the way, and by the analogy with cowards-strings-gowns for shaving.
On March 8th, give the lady a ringing underwear, socks and wax for hair removal))

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94865
 05.03.2014
Quote from the Tourism Forum:
"People, do not go to Luxor, there are only ruins!and "

[ + 13 - ] Comment quote №94864
 05.03.2014
I ask the same question to a 26-year-old colleague. I get the same answer!!! to
This is the shit guys and ladies. Where is this generation of the 90s going?

Go through the woods, gentlemen, retirees...will have to embrace the generation of the nineties. I don't know what poor institution you work in and who surrounds you, but all my familiar peers (26+-2 years) without exception would never smash such a shit...it's what, in your opinion, you need to be an idiot, so that at least from the edge of the ear of the school program heard not to articulate the basic information?
I would recommend you to look at your employer who employs oligofrens.


[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94863
 05.03.2014
Never ever! Never let a girl steal on your car to please her. I stopped immediately after a friend on my car got into a bus stop and at my expressive glance 0_0 said, “Sorry!” I said and I owe nothing.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94862
 05.03.2014
We were driving along the track, here Mom pushed to talk about cars (she doesn’t understand the word at all) and she says:
Mattis is a good car.
We look around, wonder, ask why she suddenly remembered the mattis and when it became a good car. He says, out, in front, a good car.
We look carefully for matices, we do not find, we are confused. Meanwhile, the Mercedes 4matic was driving in front of him and his driver did not suspect that he was driving a matrix.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94861
 05.03.2014
Here is this:
"There is such a veterinary specialty - inseminator. It is clear that the material he takes in some bank of bull sperm. How does it get into the bank? Or there is another wind. The specialty? Tagged with Blade"
— — —
A friend a few months ago found a cream with seafood sperm. And since then, every time I see him, my mouse is ripped in parts of my thoughts: WHAT??? How are they produced on an industrial scale? Should they show him naked eggs or chew him for needles?
What is the name of this specialty?? to
How do vacancies look like??? "A seafood sperm collector is needed! Responsibilities include the demonstration of eggs in exciting poses, ticking needles, sperm gates"
O_0

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94860
 05.03.2014
I try to kiss the sleeping husband, he through the dream says: "Not now, better later, when the incoming redirection will not be enabled"... so we live)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94859
 05.03.2014
xxx: my girlfriend hungry recently ate raw fish cakes
XXX: I then boasted, so smart
And now she walks and doesn’t understand why I call her Bear Grills.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94858
 05.03.2014
I came across an old news.
In an interview with People magazine, Barbara Bush called The Simpsons “the most stupid thing she’s ever seen.”

and UGU. This is what George W. Bush Jr. said.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94857
 05.03.2014
They went for a walk with the family, passed by the church before which a crowd of grandmothers was unstablely baptized.
Mother, what are they doing?
They are called...
Wife: They kissed...

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94856
 05.03.2014
by 05.03.14

ADMIN: Welcome ptolemei after 2 months in the bath.
Swedish : Oooo! I thought he was dead.)
funky_punk: Hello to you
With the resurrection of you!! to
Reinkarnat: Why did they have fun?
Ptolemei: ))))) Hello to everyone!! to
Ptolemei: admin you hu@lo eba@oe. Once again you’ll make fun of me – in your mouth you’ll be a horse!! to
::::/ ptolemei-ban/ cause-insult to chat administrator / automatic access opening 14.06.05
ADMIN: farewell to ptolemei
Reinkarnat: I guess I couldn’t ask.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №94855
 05.03.2014
I take a couple of details from one man. I call the boss, he asks if the drawings are on the spot, of course they are not, well said we will find out. On the way, I decide to look at the details, they are all in oil and wrapped in paper, I unfold this paper.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94854
 05.03.2014
XXX, 05.03.2014 1:18:50
I Oh**l today when I set up multilinguality on the site saw in the mozzle in the list of choosing the preferred language...

XXX, 1:18:55
Wait Wait

XXX, 1:18:58
The Clinton! Check it yourself.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94853
 05.03.2014
It turns out, procrastination is quite normal human behavior, why was it so scary to call it? I thought it was the middle between prostitution and inquisition.

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