"News": "Russian tourists stopped travelling to the Czech Republic in protest against sanctions"

I thought it was expensive.

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Religion attributes miracles to God. Science studies much more wonderful things that He actually created.

Therefore, you can be assured: if you find someone like me on your life path, and you stretch out your hand, then I will press it like any man. With the same force. And without hysteria, equality is equality.and ;)
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Exactly the same? Or will you still try to break the fingers of a woman who dared not to bend under you? Because the hands of men, I have not once (and not only in the Russian Federation) and I will say - no special force is applied there.

Sorry for calling you fat. I thought you knew.

A yearly quote:
Quote from the law on the "recommendation hour"

In St. Petersburg, it is not allowed to find minors regardless of the time of day in places where the presence of minors is prohibited.
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If anyone has watched the 2012 series about ninja turtles, they know that Crangy is talking about the same way (you are forbidden to do things you are forbidden to do) and they occupied New York. From this quote it becomes clear that the Cranks occupied Peter, and that the turtles are sinking in the St. Petersburg sewerage.
Hence the conclusion: the real names of ninja turtles Shishkin, Aivazovsky, Levitan and Vrubel.

Enjoying the life? Do not forget to pay!

We and the Germans.

I first saw a German living in 1993. It is strange to remember that time. Remember when every floor was surrounded by 24-hour barracks, which sold Zuko alcohol, snacks and powders, and the prestigious work of a prostitute or a bandit was considered? I know, remember it.

But I did not want to go to the bandits, and when at work they began to often and seriously delay the salary, I quit this job. I hired for construction.

This is an easy retreat.
If anyone remembers, the last director of the USSR, whispering completely, ordered the immediate withdrawal of troops from Germany. The Germans who did not believe in their happiness did not regret the money for this outcome. Then Gorbachev was thrown down, the money was robbed, and forgotten soldiers began to live in Russia, in tents. Slowly running out. Soon after, Yeltsin went to the Germans for help. They woke up, but gave money again. Indeed, they demanded that absolutely all work be presented to German representatives.

And the case ended. In the Russian depths, military towns were built from scratch. My construction was just from this project. Strange, I will tell you, it was construction. The customer - the Ministry of Defense, the contract won "Samsung", built Turks, who then hired Russians, who hired Belarusians, who hired Tajiks... and controlled the Germans. Which I hired. Here are a few things that remain in memory:

1st The sacred silence of the engineering building is violated by the roar of Herr Schilling, an electrical engineer. I can hear him rushing through the corridor, shouting joyful blasphemy. Finally, he enters the room where the building controllers gathered. He is excited, he is happy. He hates Russia with all his heart, and he never misses an opportunity to remind. Here and now he joyfully demonstrates, as he says, the "Rusish theodolit", which he bought for a dollar from the master of the Krasnodar brigade pulling the LEP. This is a rugged gauge hanging on a rope. Shilling is full of joy. This is his day. Shrinking with “shays,” he explains that “these fucking ones” are checking the verticality of the supports. They just hold in front of them on an extended hand a gauge, like a beetle.
Someone is also roaring, the Russians present are uncomfortable. But the elderly builder Dieter suddenly advises Shilling to keep silent. “Claus,” he says, “I saw them this way a week ago. At first I was surprised too. Then he took his theodolit, and in the evening he measured all the pillars they had placed. You will be surprised, but none of the supports goes out of our permissions. Our contract does not require certain means of control, and once so, there is nothing to say about.”

2nd To meet a new engineer from Germany, a car is sent to Moscow with a driver (a Korean from the Uzbek Aula) and a translator girl (an air creation that has just finished a ped). They come back late at four o’clock. The German seems to be somewhat overwhelmed. Later, after learning, he tells: “This was my first visit to Russia. Every impression was shocking. Sheremetyevo, toilets, garbage, Moscow, unbarred dirty people, larks... Then six hours of driving on your terrible roads. Then the car struck. We stood alone between a field and a forest. by night. Your driver opened the hood and seemed terribly surprised to see the motor there. Time passed, and he was all standing, smoking, and sometimes knocking his shoe on the wheel. Sometimes, for diversity, he pulled the wires. I really froze. I was scattered. And then happened what finally got me. This girl of you, who had been trying to distract me all this time in terrible German, suddenly got out of the car, approached the driver, talked, swallowed, and became herself, using the Swiss Army knife that was in her bag, to spin something in the motorcycle. At the same time, she lit a small lamp, which also found itself in her cosmetic bag. In an hour we went. When she came back into the car and saw my mouth open, she said the carburetor was stuck. Her dad has the same Niva, and very often, when she rides on her, she has to clean the jikler. He added, “Bensin is full of shit.”

Three Due to a mistake in the contract, it turns out that no one can carry out finishing work in a small building. The deadline is not tolerated. You need to find blood from the nose. There is nothing to do, I go to the neighboring town of Elena. There – for joy – I find a whole brigade of builders. I offer a shabby. In the coming weekend. Everyone is refusing. Reasons: to plant potatoes, name of brother, fishing... I explain again. “Girls,” I said, “I’ve spent three months in the construction team. I see the volume. I need three or four people. for two weekends. We provide transportation, tools, materials, and even lunches. I learned that you have been sitting without work and without a salary for the fourth month. In two weeks you will get it in six months. Enough for potatoes and gifts. So what?” and pause. Then somebody lazyly refuses, “No, brother, don’t fight. You have to lose two days.”

4 is No one likes the German architect. He looks like a quiet and polite grandfather. That kind voice explains that the marriage will not miss. And stands on its own. Everyone is listening to him. Especially after he refused to accept the foundation of the substation, and the contractor spit on the inspection, and still built the building. The station stood for several months. Even military contractors pressed on Matera, convincing them that everything was okay. But he blinked with blue eyes behind the thick glasses and patiently repeated, “This is poor quality. It will be difficult for you to fix it.” As a result, the contractor was replaced, the building was broken, the foundation was rebuilt, and a new one was erected.
So, one day at the reception of the first of the residential houses he ordered to pour in the bathrooms two bins of water, then sealed the entrance, and came in the morning to watch the flow on the ceilings. They were running. Mother quietly asked to repair the water insulation in the whole house. The brigadier, a healthy Belarusian, after losing patience, began to scream at the "unfortunate fric, who was stuck with his fascist rules" and went on to fight. Strangely enough, the German understood a few words. “First, I’m not a fascist, I’m an Austrian Jew,” he said, “and if women turn away, I’ll show you the proof. And if you brush your teeth, I’ll let you try it.
As far as German rules are concerned, you are mistaken. You cannot reach them. Absolutely everything, I demand from you, is your own building rules. Please read the SNIP sometimes.”

If you think that no one is manipulating you, you are in the hands of professionals.

What is a black metal symphony with a female vocal? It is approximately like this:

^_^ I-I-I-A-A-R-RRRRRRRRRRRRRGGHHHH }:->

aaa > the next day in the gym
Sss >...eat all the trainers. As usual.

From the review of the market on the vacuum cleaner with aquafilter:
Plus, there are no consumers, because there is a little water in every house, in the extreme case, in a person it is 80%(s)Sushchenko Dmitry
O_O

Ura, the new batcher: "cappuccino" versus "cappuccino".
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And at the same time tell him that the potato after the cabbage is placed, the boy probably left the first time at home alone.and :)
and...
Noise at all. Usually put the potatoes first, otherwise the cabbage is obtained as a burning cloth. Only if it is quite tough and old, you can put it earlier or at the same time.
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Right on Jonathan to our Swift: sharp-enders against dumb-enders.

And here is a question I am interested in: what is on the back of the navel, behind the peritoneum?

From Zh.
Congregatio: Again from the Ozone :) "Anti-stress toy "The Rubik’s Cube"".
This is a Rubik’s Cube – anti-stress! This, in my opinion, is precisely the opposite – a device capable of removing a Buddha from himself.

The boss burns.
Going to work in the morning
Involves the computer, runs to a neighbor’s office.
performs the operation, sits behind the computer and enters the password
Go to the account for a cup of tea.
Then it is captured by other departments.
it adds to the comp at the end of the working day and turns it off
In special clinical cases, the computer turns the secretary off.
There was a question, and the head of the computer, he will have enough rubber :)

At microbiology we were offered to sow out of hand everything that was there. They sowed. has grown. It became strange. Many doctors do not shake their hands. They breathe. Attavism is to catch all the acquaintances for the legs.

If there were an invisible cat in the chair, it would seem empty. It seems empty. There is an invisible cat.

I'll uncover a male secret: the hands sometimes stick strong enough, especially if it's not a little boy. A strong man’s handshake, and all that.
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I will reveal to you a second secret: by the handshake it is immediately clear whether it is strong because the hand is pulled by a strong man or because the fool has wanted to penetrate with his "male power" (for in nothing else he can prove it. Complex and all that.

Caesar was named the fifth month in his honor. The July. Then there was Augustus, and he, in contrast, by the way, from Caesar, himself wanted the month in his honor, and renamed the Sixth. But his sickness did not calm down, and he wanted that in his month there would be as many days as in Caesarev, that is. 31 is
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Then, by the way, the tradition was broken. Because when Tiberius, who followed him, was offered a month to be renamed, he replied, “Idiots, what would you offer the thirteenth emperor?”