xxx(21:32 22.02.2011):By the way, my notebook was stolen... brought home defective (hard covered) and some chucmeak broke out...
xxx(11:24 23.02.2011):The weather will soon return, according to the announcement about the repair of the PC called, on the laptop wheel to put...
ahh(14:48 22.02.2011):But you won’t believe...

The Epic Law of Murphy:
Once you want to test how Murphy’s laws work, they stop working.

The Companion:
Why are you eating so late?
I did not sleep.
and?
“Fedya told me yesterday about the peru, I didn’t sleep all night.

On VKontakte, a group of football fans was renamed in honor of April 1 in "House 2. Build your love" In an hour, almost 300 thousand people came out of the group.)))))

XXX: Listen to
YYYY: well
I am a paranoid. When I boil pellets, it seems that one or two pellets are disappearing from the pot.
YYY: Boy, I live in a community. When I cook peelings, half of them disappear naturally :)

My cat thinks he lives with the owner and the owner.

The morning news:

"Polpred Tolokonsky: Siberia is ready to take Japanese children on holiday"

One of the first comments:
Poor Japanese kids...from one ass to another...

XHH: I don’t know how you and I understood the difference between work and universe. Lack of constant feelings of anxiety

So unfair, why people invented the alarm clock, but can’t invent the sleeper (

Some regions transferred to other time zones, removed the transition of shooters from winter to summer. Dmitry Anatolyevich, Monday, Monday to leave...

Kovaler: And who puts all these camels, and boards in these impenetrable spring lawns. Show me them...

The PHP channel

cucumber_ left the room (quit: "").
Tagged: oxygen
PAMIDOR: Stop by now!
KitCat: vegetable base

I watched in the bus. Her mother (M) and her child (C) are sitting.
The child slaps and beats his head at the glass.
M: Do not shake your head.
H is why?
My brain will get sick!
You told me I don’t have a brain.

Again snow, even snowfall... And already so I want to take off the hood and burn the shoes...
Instead of a hat?

The paper has fun now.
I’m sitting at the comp, he’s chewing in the kitchen, I’m shouting, “Can you cut cheese, please?”
Father: "I am God! I will better give you a whip and teach you how to fish, and you will be full all day.
I get up, take a knife, cheese, cut, take on a plate.

Dad: " has it been done? The good. Tomorrow we will go on water"

Enemy: His wife is an officer! Susan Ward is similar, and his car is good, and he earns good, and repairs in his apartment are super and his computer is overwhelmed... and in general!
Enemy: I always reassured myself with the thought that he must have a small penis. Yesterday we went to the bathroom with the crowd.
Enemy: I have nothing to reassure myself anymore!!! It is :'(

Anna: I watched Pacha yesterday "Madilliani". Imagine my man crying in tears!
Olga: I and Denis also watched yesterday...how long the wedding will cost us. My man was crying in tears!

My husband burned:
Sasha went dumb on the highway and sucked the dry -
Find an extra word and send it to all your friends!

Discuss the usefulness of long breastfeeding on one of the "mother" sites:

The mother of my father-in-law also fed him almost before school. He was wearing it on his hands for lessons. In the morning I got up, dressed, carried to school, and woke up only in the classroom.
WOW the result? A decent man?
HH: Yes, it is well. Talented – for sure! I was shot (

Laziness is the most important component of the body’s defenses.