My girlfriend’s name is Julia. She is 27 years old, but she looks older than her age. If you consider that she started smoking at ten years old, and drinking and eating at twelve, it is not surprising. Of course, over the years of such a rough life, she has acquired a rather shattered appearance. At the first glance and talking to her for 30 seconds (maximum 5 minutes, or just looking at her behavior from the side) it becomes clear: before you burned b...d :( The 3rd time was for her husband (and it's not surprising how to survive!) She’s out of choice, with everybody. It should be noted, I was quite pleased at first, then it became terribly irritating (associations with the public toilet involuntarily arise). I don’t know why I should be jealous of her. Permanent drunkenness, walks, hustling, leaving home with overnight stays, flirting, playing and climbing to everything that wears pants, billions of phone calls and text messages are unclear from whom, from different numbers. Per someone is in a similar situation and can advise you.

Vauu: be patient, fall in love, let trachaezzo, you mainly to the arrival of the cake scratch and don't worry

Lions can have sex up to 50 times a day. You are a lion?
He says, “You are not a lion.
You are a lion ?
He: What do you have to do with? xDD
She: >_< kind of herself a lion?

When you work in a psychiatrist for a year, you understand why they pay the allowance, and in 5 years, the people around you understand it.

Sometimes when you watch Asian porn, it seems like it was sounded by Chip and Dale.

From spb-auto: In general, if the double consistent right, it is a bad sign...

With Bio:

How to regain the trust of a loved one?

The answer:
I have to say that in bed she is much better than her friend.

the solids, the autocad, the bourgeois...
We were given 150 kg of plastic "work comrades, work!and "

Why does God not help me?
YYY: You have exceeded the request limit.

Everyone will die, and I am grapefruit.
Are the citrus tries to enslave the whole world again?

Global warming and global cooling. People call it summer and winter. :)

From the forum:

In May, a liter of gasoline will cost 30.5 rubles, if the state does not take any measures
Yyy: And if they accept, will gasoline be cheaper or more expensive?

I am late to constitutional law, I will come in and quietly on the wall. An excentric freeze for me.
Standing, where, why are you late...
From the Dean...
And what did you do there?
The article was translated for conference.
- And why did you come back, why did you go on a pair to translate what the dean said?
- I said that once you need to go for a couple and God saves you, and go. Coffee has crossed...
Under the Buffy? Okay fig with you, let’s consider Demon Hunter passed today...

– Listen, I am writing here that we have problems in the architecture of the project.
Who is writing?
Principal architect of the project.
Give him a hug, Ch.

Although the toxicity of isopropanol is about 3.5 times greater than that of ethanol, but at the same time its intoxicating effect is also higher by 10 times.For this reason, mortal poisoning with isopropanol is not recorded, since a person falls into alcoholic trance much earlier than he can take a lethal dose of isopropanol on his own.and Wikipedia.

Due to the shortage of specialists, the Ministry of Health is preparing an order that will allow students of medical universities to work in the staff of average medical personnel.

>> guys, we urgently start to lead a healthy lifestyle, quit drinking and smoking! You can no longer get sick in this country.

I will suddenly be surprised: the average medical staff is nurses, and medical students from centuries to years work in these positions in summer practice, and if possible - and simply work out in the process of study.
And so that there was no shortage of doctors - to pay them did not try? Simply for example: in the Krasnodar region, the salary of a district hospital doctor is about 3600 rubles per month, the minimum wage is 4611 rubles, and the subsistence minimum in the region for 1 adult is 6733 rubles per month. Do you still dream of studying medicine?

Girl designer (D) and Sisadmin (C) talk about reinstalling the system:
C: Well, then I’ll come tomorrow and we’ll do it with you.
D: Only in the evening, or a lot of work during the day
C: Well of course, who does "this" day (laughs)
D: (catching on the dullness of his thoughts) Take the lubricant...or I have the cooler ripping))

Correspondence on the Great
Daphne
I might have chased it too, though not.)
NIKE: You know... it looks at least strange in one message... Reminded an old school joke:
My boyfriend sent me a SMS.
Nike: I love you! Oh, it’s not you"
This is a fucking SMS!! 1
Nayk: In the one OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! to
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The Women’s Forum.
XXX is girls! You will finally understand that "woman-puzzle" and "woman-x*y" will understand different things!

stash manager on the phone with the customer burned "Our commercial offer fucking fucking!"

Vladka (11:17:42): And I accidentally got novocain in my tongue instead of gum.

Vladka (11:18:06): Truth I suspect that this is so that I don’t get a lot of shit during the procedure.

Vladika (11:18:20): The fourth hour went away

Wendy (11:18:24): Mom was happy