Clothing is prohibited.
Maybe they found something...
Oh yeah petry.

My cat is missing.
Take her food out, and she will come in. If, of course, the bombs don’t eat first...
XH: O_O
I am about food! It is :)

I join the riddles of the physicist on education: (I do not remember the title of the film) not enough that the ship, moving in dense layers of the atmosphere, surrounded by plasma, had radio communication with the center, but the pilot was ordered at this time to catapult.

What is Flappy Bird?
Cheerleaders – Cheerleaders!

Almost "What men are talking about"... today I was handed over.
Please put at least three.
I: No for what!
C: Well with the strain
I: I can’t get stressed...I’m married

"Owned by Alcohol "
I call them at work.

The Fool:
The Dreamer:
In Russia, residents of Ukraine will be offered to move to the Far East. Ahhh thank you!

Where have you gathered? Go to Moscow?
What kinds of refugees do not have to be selected.
Do you think you are needed here? You are offered help, you don't need it - sit at home
and ==
It would be better in Moscow to live side by side with us a brotherly, hard-working people, than a crowd of illiterate and wild fools. I am happy to exchange millions of rubles for, at least, a couple of tens of thousands of Ukrainians.

Channel "Russia-24" is just burning.
They show a selection of footage of what is happening in Ukraine under the song of Grebenchikov: "This land was ours until we got stuck in the struggle. She will die, if she is nonexistent, it is time to return this land to herself!

We order water in large bottles, how dangerous is it to drink it?

Even 7 liters of raw water is a deadly dose for a person, and there - 21. Decide whether to drink it or not.

by Prikol. Sushi at the cafe. I send a card and enter a pin. On the screen: "the PIN code is entered incorrectly" the check comes out, I have it, it has the inscription: "the operation has not been performed", they give, put a pen and drive behind the door :)

I was in a slight shock when my girlfriend called and asked "how is this magazine called? Very old and with breastfed grandmothers?and "
I answered "Playboy, apparently"
xxxh: and she thought for a second and somewhere to the side as the "Pleiotropic Principle of Desire!!and "

Volodymyr-K:...one of the conditions of peace will be an annual lecture to the population, with the forced passing of the exam, about the existence of the external world beyond the limits of the head.
From this concept there are a lot of unknown consequences"

Russia has spent $40 billion. at the Olympics.
Press: theft, horror, crackling and so on.

During that time, the United States spent 4 trillion. 600 billion Wars all over the world.
Press: democracy, freedom, equality and brotherhood.

Chessmaster
Listen to the really sick people in Lviv – they were going to storm the Russian consulate. It has always been said that an attack on a consulate is a war. After the attack on the Russian consulate in Tehran when killed Gribojedov Shah was forced to apologize and give a wildly expensive diamond.
The Blood
Well, therefore, Alinka will also soon have a precious diamond.

There is a predecessor, a man of 60 years. He has long completed university, magistrateship, and aspersion. Last year, a new education system was introduced and it can no longer be taught to masters. He took and enrolled in the master's degree to obtain this education.
And now to whom the magistrates, who read their specialty, themselves read to him, his program, according to which he taught them.

The Balboa:
Breeze and Breeze. Everyone remembers Crimea as part of Ukraine. Where do you remember him in the swallow?

What shit is Breivik? It was Khrushchev and the transmission took place, attention, "in the sign of eternal friendship of the Russian and Ukrainian peoples"

“Mom, please help me get through the level.
Timor, stay away from me with your games, play yourself.
If you don’t help me, you’re not my mother.
Call me aunt Tania.
Aunt Tanya, please help me get through the level.

America: Do you have oil? So you don’t have democracy, we’re going to you.

Do you have Russian-speaking citizens? So you offend them, we go to you.

I am, says the postman Stetchkin!
WOW: Aha, brought the magazine, "Tomb"

xxx: sent a letter, there was a text "so I would have attached it with a mouth on the asphalt";
xxx: caring Google said "you have a word here ' attached' and there are no investments, you have absolutely forgotten nothing to do?"