Yyy: Well enough) what, the way to a girl's heart lies through compliments her ass health?)
xxx: Tell me just where did you come from here "health"?))
yyy: Yes, accidentally the car filling thought it was there)

My father went to the neighboring town to cut out the fist because the only surgeon in our town was his classmate, whom he oppressed in school.

“And the caterpillar is under the earth, and Allah does not see.”! to
When I laughed, I was told a few more lifehacks—you can drink a cup of tea and cups, then OH thinks that the righteous drink tea.
No, really, there will be no gods smelling at every cup, and there will be no angels enough to control them all.
And do Christians have methods to sin and not to burn?
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Christians have a method that has been sanctified for centuries: “Sin and repent!”
After repentance, the sum of sins is zero and you can start again.)

It was in the distant 1990s. The country called the USSR was left to exist for a year and a half, and I was left to serve weeks at two in the Soviet army. I was dressed in a cottage. And this suit was always considered muddy, well, and at the end of the heating season, especially - he threw coal several times, stumbled into the manometers and got a shit. And it was a sunny Sunday in April, I was sitting at the door, looking up at the sky, smoking and thinking about civil life. Suddenly I see three uniforms coming to me, calling me younger. Two Kazakhs and if it does not change sclerosis - Kyrgyzstan. He said goodbye and asked if the officer had come. I came back an hour ago and said that it would be unlikely to be seen again today. Can you ask me if I can drink in the cottage? Take the owner and sit down. Not a question. Two and a half liters of vodka are extracted, an unsweetened snack, I get the glasses, a small soldier drinking begins. Well, in the process I ask – why did you not drink in the company, dragged through the whole town? There are no officers today, by the time of service is already possible. Well, I said, blaming his eyes blatantly explains - we are prohibited from drinking alcohol by religion in general. God is on the earth, and He does not see it. When I laughed, I was told a few more lifehacks - you can drink a cup of tea and cups, then he thinks that the righteous drink tea. No, really, there will be no gods smelling at every cup, and there will be no angels enough to control them all.
Do Christians have ways to sin and not to burn?

Umin: There was so little money that I had to replace morning coffee with morning exercise.

Imagine I was here and asked a group of children what work my dad does at home, the answers killed me: eat, play tanks, talk on the phone, argue, play sports, hug my mom.

I walk through the center of the city. In some cafe on the window advertising: "Business Lunch", and in the clamps "Shaverma".

Geektimes, discussing the "utility" of some children’s cartoons.

XHH: It is necessary to show not by usefulness, but by the variety of material. Children learn to separate the useful from the useless.
I watched the world of animals all my childhood, and they just eat and I'm gone - can you guess my secret desires?

I would like to answer the gay advocate. I am not homophobic. I have a direct division: if a boy loves a boy, he is gay; and if in the entrance, it is a pidor@sy, regardless of gender, orientation and religion. Do not confuse.

Oh, if they were all stupid, they’t be able to do so much harm.
One goat in the garden is enough to do a lot of harm.
But that’s not a proof of his mind. :)

It is time not only to lose, but also to win.

I worked as a waitress, came a couple, ordered a grapefruit freshener.
The cook did before my eyes, everything was supposed to take away, the girl didn’t like it, says the proxy! Asks to rework, I refer to the kitchen, I expose all the cook, the cook without unnecessary words sheds half and sheds the juice from the package, I refer, everything is okay, the customer is satisfied!

Soon there will be a tax “just so” and a fine “what’s the difference for what?”

From the discussion of the MFC

What documents should the Governor bring with him?

No, he must find out for himself. This is the binding of the quest, the preliminary stage! He must talk on the phone with a cute woman, who will list him a few documents, and then, at the window, it will find out that the paper needed a suitcase, and you could not but say!" Do not deprive a person of pleasure. :D

O O O O Buying a basket for 400 rubles ten years ago with a fee of 10 thousand and buying it for 800 rubles with a salary of 35 thousand is a negative dynamic? Was the school there long ago?

As I was 5 years ago, 19 years ago, so I remained. I envy working pensioners. And yes, for me, the standard of life has changed very much, when I buy the same basket of products not for 500, but for 1200 r. And also in FANO said that this year for November and December there is no money for salaries at all. The scientific associate. Thank you to the government for taking care of me!

It is accepted in Russia to live not by law, not by conscience, not by justice. Therefore, the ministers roar, doctors without bribery will not raise their ass from the chair, teachers from their parents will drag, mints will turn, office workers will steal from work the secretary, everyone who can - everyone steals.

Thieves usually justify theft.

We share impressions about reading Brodel "Material Civilization"
The furniture was thesaly with a tail; shirt in Northern Europe began to play its role only from the 13th century.
YYY: Oh, and once a month bread baked.
Yyy: And in some areas he was rubbed with a tail.
YYY: So the shirt appeared late - the tail had three functions (tool, weapon, and tableware)
ZZZ: How about three? What about the cabbage of the tail?

What a design, what a form!!! It is beautiful! ?
By the way, I was taken by an ambulance when I broke my leg in the winter, I thought I would break the second)))

(Yyy hurt his leg)

XXX: Are you already eating a whiskin and walking unbarred with a trunk?

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There is a capsule coffee machine at work. The simplest, of the controls - two buttons: a cup bigger and a cup smaller.

It turned out that with the help of a combination of these two buttons you can change the given volume of cups. Moreover, programmers do not understand how to explain something to a device with two buttons and without a screen, and the office manager managed it in a few minutes!