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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94812
 04.03.2014
Julia by the way. Is anyone willing to cut a dog's wool for money?
Yes, and if you are ready, instead of a resume, attach a list of what else you are willing to do for the money.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94811
 04.03.2014
xxx: "We have moved to a completely floating rate of the ruble", - said the Central Bank. And in two days died in support of the ruble $16 billion. The ruble is beautiful, I want to tell you. :)
Yyy: Well, so they wanted to move to a floating course, not a drowning one.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94810
 04.03.2014
xxx: fuck, work some unclear gave... generally what to do)
YYY: I have the same shit.
XX: I want to be a gardener. As a child, everyone was frightened, and in fact: no responsibility and depression about this, the job is always there and always simple - you don't have to think a lot. A lot of fresh air and health!
YYYYYYYYYYY
Yyy: There is no money.
Yyy: And a bunch of Tajik friends
Yyy: And you live in a cottage with a bunch of people.
Yyy: From the morning long queues to the damned toilet
There is never food.
Funny... Here’s what you exactly described my life in student communion.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94809
 04.03.2014
And from our window, emptiness and pain can be seen.
And out of our window, a little desperation.
And in my courtyard with a sirene #*y written with a wafer

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94808
 04.03.2014


Amin Schick: The Cossacks said they didn’t beat anyone, and it was just the installation of puzzles in all the canons of modern art.


[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94807
 04.03.2014
<yyy> Vitalka went to pay the guys from Swastopol ac in the woods
<yyy> they are not there at all
<xxx> )
<zzz> does it help the brotherly people?
<xxx> humanitarian aid

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94806
 04.03.2014
What entry of troops? As for the movements of individual parts of the Russian army in Crimea, they have been moving there constantly for 20 years. The Russian army is blocking the Ukrainian army. In fact, there is no violence. This is how the Russians blocked Ukrainian sailors in Theodosius: they settled on the territory of the Ukrainian part (they brought there new bio-toilets) and boiled vodka together with the Ukrainians right now (in the area of street. of Chalkova.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94805
 04.03.2014
XXX is
I am not a rocker =(

YYY
Why is?

ZZZZ
Why?

XXX is
Yes, I have all of the formula “sex, drugs and rock’n’roll” and there’s...

ZZZZ
Smoking cigarettes, not drugs?

YYY
What about the job, fucking?

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94804
 04.03.2014
We stand in the morning with the sweet, we embrace, on the backdrop is cartoon "38 pops" (about martyche, udva, elephant and pops). Throwing his nose around his neck, he laughs and answers:
It is scary!
And then there is a voice from behind:
I don’t chew, I check, and suddenly you broke!
The journey broke us with the sweet.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94803
 04.03.2014
Dentists are fun people.
- Man, here you will have a bridge... And here, I think, too... Ah... Just like in Venice!

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94802
 04.03.2014
In general, our chat is an oasis of optimism on any issue.
This is when the thermonuclear bomb is fucking. I go to the working internet and go here. - "This is Pizzetz well?" - "This is ohuenno, this is folaut, I don't understand that everyone is crying"

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94801
 04.03.2014
With D3:
Sturm88: I was not allowed in the subway with a tie-terrier on my hands. Asked to remove, on my reasonable question, where I will now remove the dog, replied, "you can remove it in a bag."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94800
 04.03.2014
Galina: Watching the rain from the friccadeleque 2 at 12 o’clock was a mistake, this food looks so appetizing that I didn’t stand up and made two sandwiches on toasts, pulled the computer, chew, and here is the moment when they eat themselves and the cook said: it looks like it’s all overnight.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №94799
 04.03.2014
from JJ:

I’ve seen a beautiful thing today... A girl is walking out some kind of microshava, chihuahua, or something like that: a tiny, trembling in a pink puddle. And in front of them, the snorkeler Ivanich with his cat came out of the basement. The cat (big and chic) in a fighting posture in front of the chihuahua stood, squeezed, and tried to hit with a lap, well, the girl in a scream. Ivanovich said so calmly:
“Fu, Murzik Borisovich...Fu... What’s there, there’s a whole GMO!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94798
 04.03.2014
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY is what?
XXX is a Scandinavian mythological shit, so understand?

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №94797
 04.03.2014
Back to humor. I recommend the old film with De Niro and Hoffman "The Curse". More positive and brains!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94796
 04.03.2014
and panic:
Today, March 4, 2014, at five o’clock in the morning in Kiev, the war between Ukraine and Russia will begin. Per we will never be Slavic brothers again.

Don’t forget to say this only about Russia and Ukraine – or the men don’t know.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94795
 04.03.2014
What suggests me is that if you create a Ukrainian.txt file on the desktop and depart from the comp for another hour, there will automatically appear a scam.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94794
 04.03.2014
I come here and I know that there are almost no Russians here. The topics between them are some sort of trouble, the Russians cheat on the course of the matter... And not a single cat...

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94793
 04.03.2014
XXX: here are those who come out with posters "Yahoo-Ukrainian", "I am ashamed of being Russian" - why do they not renounce Russian citizenship and do not go somewhere else?
yyy: because "support gay parades" and "give in the ass" is very different :)

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