A story about how the absinthe in a glass, closed with a palm, did not want to extinguish.
My former boss told me that before we met him he worked in one of the NIHs.
They sent them to the laboratory warehouse to get and bring to the laboratory a bottle of acetone (20 liters). He was just from the army. Working but not brilliant. And here he appears in an embrace with a bottle. The bottle is closed with a cement trap: a piece of polyethylene is inserted into the throat, and a cement solution is poured into it. In the teeth of the laborant - Belomor. And you need to pour this acetone somewhere immediately. Well, the laboratory worker, without removing the bull from his mouth, gets the block from the bottle, immediately acetone pairs burn from the papyrus, and
A pillar of fire in the ceiling. Three people in the laboratory. And everyone immediately understands that the transit has come: in a few seconds the throat of the bottle warms up, the glass breaks and everything...
But here our hero - the burner showed self-control and excellent reaction: calmly gets out of the mouth of the bellomarin, stumbles it, then closes the palm of the throat and, without rush, puts the bottle on the table, without tearing off the palm of the throat. Waiting until everything is gone, he puts a traffic jamming in place and calmly says to the tired and angry employees who said goodbye to life: I burned my hand at the medical centre.

Question to R. Nurgaliyev:
Is it possible to use the help of bandits to protect against police officers?

Are there any biscuits in the world, but, fucking, no bones and VETOQ inside?? to

Engineer: Sorry guys, I have a powerful intellectual erection, I'll go, I'll get a job... or not everyone likes it :)

Alex: Listen to the joke. yesterday wai-fai at home hollow found.
Alex: Connected, all the nibble, it’s hollow.
Alex: Then I even checked the router’s web interface with a standard password!!! to
Alex: The owner of the horse ppc :) I think to change his settings all :)
Maybe it’s a girl =)
Baks: Young and sympathetic =)
Alex: Oh yeah, of course.
Is the signal level normal?
Alex: Not very much.
Baks: Well, go out and look for where the router signal is better =) So you will find a girl for yourself =)
Baks: So I imagine – years in 10 – Daddy, Daddy, how did you meet your mom? I found your mom by Wi-Fi signal level
Alex is :)))

The xxx:
I felt like I was in the Dead Sea ?

The head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs Nurgaliyev allowed the Russians to beat unlawful militiamen... and immediately got an e**lu!

XXX is
It was worth looking for the hell's favorite shoes to break the heels in 2 weeks

YYYY
Don’t worry somehow!

YYYY
I have a superclay!

YYYY
You will breathe once and make fun of it all!

to this:
I found an unknown number in the contact list.
I changed my name to Halo!
It was my ex.

Did I suspect something? O_O

There is a popular saying that when entering a mortgage apartment, a cat is supported by hands and feet.

Question in the victory.
White and not sugar, cold and not ice?
The answer is... corpse!

I think it’s a crossword. Someone had guessed him before.
HUKUMA: I see something is wrong.
I soon understood why.
Hookuma: The legendary king who, according to the legend, is asleep but can wake up at any moment.
Hookuma: Written by "Lenin"
I am fucking...

The swine flu, which remains at the center of the attention of the world media, does not justify the apocalyptic expectations placed on it.

I feel bored and cold!!!! to
Tagged with: sofa
It will be warm and fun.)

I was walking with my dogs today. The weather is ugly, wet, dirty, just after the rain. On the way home, there is a huge hole. So we are going through her. Next to me comes a lady with a white pudel, leads the dog on a lie and says, "Oh, how wonderful, Freddy, the legs have already been washed."

Today under the window from the morning began to be an asphalt tractor with such a brutal hammer. I was struck by a genius idea. I picked up 5 chords, put the combo on the window, opened the window, overloaded the combo to the maximum, on the guitar process the heaviest preset... Karoche I and the tractor - a niibic heavy metal group)

c) 19N4T0V

Guys, I only have the impression when you open the socks box that someone shot him from a shotgun?

The Bareback:
Cheta broke
The reluctance to work
and Ogre:
Did you think, fucking, the second breath would open?

to this:

I deleted the contact page. I wrote a curriculum. I installed Ubuntu. I bought the books of Yesenin and Floraeva.
I started a new life. Just enjoy the shadow, don’t have to bring anywhere. Long live the life.
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But you have not yet departed from Bora, so you have not yet been completely cleansed.

My wife just called...
The older man (5.8 years old) can’t turn on the computer... and asks neither his mother nor his grandmother to do so... but his younger brother (2.5 years old)! He approaches the computer. All the wires connects, enables the monitor, the system driver itself, checks if it worked, and then turning to the senior says "ALL" - and goes on to play machines...