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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94792
 04.03.2014
I forgot my email password.
The box which was
YYY: Mother's Girl's Name
What was the name of the first pet?
The best friend of childhood
Where to Fuck to Remember
Zzzz: I remember it all.
You probably have a childhood best friend and your first pet.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №94791
 04.03.2014
to this:
In general, you will need to advise to name some training room "Inquisition". The field of images disappears.
-"The Inquisition" You will lose weight from one of our trainer types!
-"Inquisition!" Burns fat much more efficiently than its competitors!

Late, in the neighboring home fitness club Inquisitor, fantasy yes, diverse

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94790
 04.03.2014
Here are the children of the first sisadmin: the name of the director of the neighboring firm - Half Eight

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94789
 04.03.2014
Shop and Parking Managers! When the store is crowded, you need to build the second, not the old to expand by demolishing the playground. The economy of the regions is forcing you to go to the big cities, if you drink those who went back to the colloquial farms - all the places and roads are enough, you catch the thought? And yes, each one is responsible for his or her job. If you have no place to put the closet, have you bought it? As with the car, you are warrior. Property implies a burden of responsibility in addition to rights.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94788
 04.03.2014
The Ukrainian Forum.
All this will end with the breakdown of the rack.
It all ends up turning the sun into a red giant.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94787
 04.03.2014
We have heard numerous statements by Mr. Lavrov that Russia is ready to strictly defend the rights of its citizens anywhere. Considering such statements, how can we negotiate visa-free regime? Russia has always been very interested in this. But if the resettlement of Russian citizens to other countries represents such a risk, how can we support the idea of a visa-free regime?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94786
 04.03.2014
In other words, the Czech minister noted, it is better not to allow Russian citizens to enter their territory in order to prevent their stay in the country from becoming a reason for Russian invasion.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94785
 04.03.2014
Sometimes mutually exclusive things can be found where they are not.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94784
 04.03.2014
Can you describe it in two words?
I can describe it in two letters.
I understand it =)

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94783
 04.03.2014
The bus, the bus. The man speaks on the phone (the interlocutor is not heard):
I’m leaving tomorrow morning. Somewhere for a month.
–...
I am glad that it is warm there. 9 in total.
–...
“No, you don’t understand, for New Urengoy, it’s an awkward weather!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №94782
 04.03.2014
A clear pen:

In the 21st century, it is no longer possible to behave in the style of the 19th century and invade another country under a completely invented pretext.
The words of the U.S. Secretary of State. I wonder, he thought for a moment what he said?
and...
Of course he knows, because they exterminated the Indians in their country until the 21st century, and all that the Americans do in the 21st is the spread and protection of democracy, and here some Russia saves its Russians, generally protected...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94781
 04.03.2014
to this:
today is
You are young, beautiful, educated, successful, wealthy. Passing men accompany
Look at it and act unusual. Marry an old, poor, drunkard.

20 years have passed.
You are not young, not beautiful, not educated, not successful, business broke. Men pass by.
Where are you, the Zack?
__________________
I understand, this is another attempt of the slacker of Jekko?))

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94780
 04.03.2014
All people are brothers. They are constantly fighting for their toys.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №94779
 04.03.2014
Khomiaku bought a plastic ball inside which he can walk around the apartment without the risk of being crushed. Looking at how a ball with a hamster is cutting through the apartment inside, I understood the whole secret meaning of the word "scattered".

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94778
 04.03.2014
Our president said that the Ukrainian scenario will not pass.
And I totally agree with him. This is not the case when every bastard managed to escape.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94777
 04.03.2014
"The United States may apply unilateral sanctions against Russia".
I agree to ban the delivery of iPhones to Russia.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94776
 04.03.2014
"And don’t forget where your favourite resources lie."

When the servants lie down, they cannot be forgotten.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94775
 04.03.2014
Dear administrators! Do a search to exclude a word from the search, so that you can in the "find" row to enter "China" and all quotes with this word were ignored! So much political rubbish, damn shame!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94774
 04.03.2014
About the film "It’s Hard to Be a God".
Do you know what perfectly characterizes the attitude of Russian directors to the domestic audience, and our cinema in general? A huge standing donkey with a big plan of seconds for 15 in the middle of the film.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94773
 04.03.2014
Ukrainians massively immigrate to Russia, they do it the shortest possible way, through the Polish pass. Orthodoxy was not so.

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