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My life will never be the same again.
Today I saw the solo guitarist of my favorite group in one of the supermarkets... in a brand jacket and a supermarket hat. He works there :(

It is...
Did you naively think you were living in the 80s when you could make money with music? Or is he doing his own job? I’ll reveal to you a terrible secret: rock musicians often don’t care where to work. There is money, there is music, there is more.

About Maserati

How are you?
I have a seven-millimeter pot of the test for the third time in a week, I hate the butterfly!
- Oh, I too - it's not enough that at home five children are ready three times a day for lunch, so they also need to go to school! And the teachers say that I have a good taste, take more, ah...
Soon after the post...

The best scam for browsers in 2014 was recognized by the utility "Do not show anything about Ukraine".

XHH: I never figured out how to put the booklets like in the Opera?
No, not to put it at all. In chrome, only bookmarks are manually placed on the top panel, and these 8 sketches he himself automatically displays from your own bookmarks depending on where you go more often.
I just googled some...
WOW: "Vasil Ivanych, you won’t believe!" (C)

I work as a programmer and there are six other people in my office besides me. And every time I come to work at the time of day instead of nine in the morning, I have the desire to apologize for coming so late.

I need advice. There is a man. and normally. Smart, kind, smooth, humorous... Constantly, in any dispute shows me a kayak. In smiles and at meetings. What to do?
Show him a pet. If it doesn’t stop, take the shovel and drive it to the ZAGS.

From the latter, she gave her hand for a handshake when meeting new partners, so one decided to get out and kissed her. The rest of Chot’s men smiled a little bit, as if he had put me in place."Type, it’s what the grandmother invented, we’ll hold our hands! You are here for beauty, as soon as you get into the partners (ah, through the bed, you canish, as well!) is?
and...
I will tell you, because I imagine the male psychology a little better than the author: they smiled echoingly towards the one who kissed the hand, and thought at the same time about the following "Oh, shit, Vovan gives, straight fuck knight, naker, not to know the boy. Maybe he’s still reading books, shit?and "
Sorry for the mat, but you can’t throw a word out of the song.

A simple way to determine if you need to kiss a woman’s hand: look around the sides and look at the calendar. If the year on it is more than or equal to 2015, and you are not on a historical reconstruction, limit yourself to a smile, a headache, or a handshake. If a woman starts to get upset, ask her to sit in front of you in a reverence, even if you have fun.

You can overdo the manners just as much as you can not. The evening dress on the doctor during duty is inappropriate, but perfect for the opera. You should not go to the opera in a sports suit, just as you should not go to the gym in a smoking or jeans or anything other than a sports suit. If you behave inadequately in time and situation, don’t be surprised that others may also react inadequately (well or pretend that they don’t notice anything strange. If their manners are better than yours.

One thought does not give me peace: if married people engage in sex, give marital debt, then does those who do it before the wedding, since they have not yet mutually indebted each other, BE IN CREDIT? As a mortgage, just a prostitute.

I propose then to be offended by the presence of the girl's fingers, soul and any objects of the phallic shape...

Here you will laugh, but really there are men who prohibit their women from using tampons, considering this almost a betrayal of O_o So in the world any marasme is possible.

XXX: As long as you form in this clinic you will finally get old (
YYY: That’s why there are so many grandmothers there. They have not yet formed.

<ZZZ> here is the baby. And for example, a high school student will tell you with a loud voice about life a lot that you never knew or even suspected.
<ZZZ> and if you charm a pot of strong hunting it will teach you something new :)

Who is looking for an old movie where the same story is told from the point of view of a man and a woman?

The movie is titled “La vie conjugale” (La vie conjugale), France, 1963.

A pleasant viewing!

The headline today:
I bought vitamins for memory. I don’t remember whether I drank or not.
After a moment of silence:
I don’t remember where I put it either.

Please take off my pants.
So I am already.
Now from the lights.

The Matrimonial Debt:

When you fuck your husband.
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Is it a wife’s duty to stop when her husband fuels her? What? Do you imagine it at all?Do you think we can finish as we wish?Do we end up just because we are so irresponsible?and 😉

I go into the elevator in the morning, a guy in the elevator. The ordinary guy - a warm jacket, shoes, a hat, a shirt, a cup of coffee in his hands, a teaspoon on the edges knocked when he swallowed. They greeted. I go to the stop and think - which is his cup of tea? She is hindering! They need to go somewhere, or they will be lost.

In the land of thieves and thieves,
Sales prostitute and deputies.
The forgotten elderly
and burocratic bureaucrats,
The roads of the destroyed and palaces,
Growing like mushrooms,
The law is ready -
Fighting Smoking and Mat.

I live in Prague. Ukrainians here are immeasurable, but yet no Ukrainian, no Czech has corrected for the phrase "in Ukraine" (in honour they say only so). What is the joke?

In the topic "how to get a teenager to do cleaning", advice from a mother of many children:
Washing dishes and cleaning potatoes is not a man’s business, if you’re on a tractor from 5 a.m., have you smelled today? Well, you have two dresses out of line, don’t hold the senior on the rank!