What strange thoughts come to mind in the early morning.
A tube of toothpaste striving to zero is infinite, as an exponential function.
I looked up and said, then I sleep.

He: I never understood people who don’t need to go anywhere in the morning, but they still get up. The crazy.
She: haha...not what we do, we need when you don’t get a stick.)))
And a couple of sticks? xd
She is: Idiot

The xxx:
He’s angry with me and I’m angry with him.)
YYYY :
It is love!

xxx: Interestingly, who “thought” or “calculated” the number of atoms in the universe? On what basis is this number taken? The average density of the stars and celestial bodies scattered through the infinite vacuum? Average average number? I have always been surprised by these numbers.

YYY: Well, at least some approximate estimate is needed. Saying “to fuck” is not common in the scientific community, so we took a number that is still bigger than anyone can imagine.

c) the habr

Talk on torrents in the topic 3d video:

This is the first time I have downloaded this video!!! Why is the screen divided into two parts?
2: the right eye looks at the lower picture and the left eye looks at the top and look not to be confused at the sound will not be)

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH As a person who has studied philosophy in the institute for three years, does not know it at all?! to
WOW how is it?))
This is also the same thing that a student of psychology does not know even the least in it!
Zzzz: You won’t believe it.

A girl moved to live with me.
Once again coming home, she tells me that I am strange because I have unusual eyebrows clamps, I first did not understand where I got the clamps, but when she showed me them. She shrugged her eyebrows with a stencil!!! How?? to

The X Chat:
Contex, are you a Gondon?
The man is Gondon! =) is
4elovek: You are Gondon

Cheshirsky^_^: She humiliated us all in the crowd in the gym (((
Cheshirsky: Exercisers, shower and all that. Then get a new deodorant and read the instructions. He used geles before, now took with a sprayer. He reads and asks: spray from a distance of 15 cm - and it's about how much in the eye?
Cheshirsky^_^: I, a fool, and cried: well, about the length of a member.
Cheshirsky^_^: And this two-metre-long nest kicks and takes the bottle away from the ankle for all 25, if not more!
Cheshirsky^_^: Nikita asks: honestly so much? Pacha, seriously, yeah you are not?
Cheshirsky^_^: They went home quietly:' (

One recent incident occurred in June, when a monkey boarded a train at the Chawri Bazaar station, which leads to Delhi’s largest shopping center. During three stops, the animal looked at the passengers, which, as they say, very scared them. At the Civil Lines station, a monkey came out. Where and why - the news agencies do not specify, but it seems that it did not cause harm to anyone that day.

A rough monkey went to work at the zoo :)

Everyone in the department went to my meeting.
Annie: and I was left for the main)))
It is boring...
Be the Principal
When there is no one...

The cameras on the roads not only reduce the number of speed violations by 8-9 times, the number of accidents - by 20%, and the severity of their consequences - by 10%, but also increase the number of interesting videos on YouTube!

xxx: romantic dating stories, romantic dating stories... all of this. I have a really cool story.
I go to work, in the center of the city. There are a lot of people around, everyone is in a hurry. And next to the park in the spring and summer is always a huge lawn. In this room, a girl is sitting and smiling. I approach her and ask what she is doing here. She is "and what? Do not ride at sea! Join us!"
I’ve been married for two years :)

by Leo Kaganov:
But, let's say, in the office department meat pizza wanted to order - one for everyone. He will be hungry. And, regretfully, people order a cake with cabbage to eat with everyone. And the wave of personal food problems lies on the shoulders of everyone who is forced to keep it from meat. And everyone in the soul blasphemes Pidarasa, who claims “meat I don’t eat.”

The 8-year-old daughter of a friend is disturbed by politeness and good manners, so sometimes burns:
1st Look at my mom’s friend’s ring.
- No ring, but the brilliants could be bigger.

2nd He eats from behind the table:
Thank you, the soup was delicious, but I’m sick now.

All this is said in a very polite and serious tone.

I come to work. And not to answer stupid questions – why am I sleeping here drunk.

Those 12 of the 43 go out, we pray for you.

Demon: Blind came to the military and it is closed
In the military, I would be surprised that I came so early.
MrG: Did you go there? Woke up early in the morning?
The tests must be passed.
MrG: nasri on the doorstep - here are all the tests)))
It was like that, but it was cold.
MrG: fire the commando - warm up)))

Wraithalex: Looking at our roads, I want to say in the words of the daughter: "Uncles made the road and broke it")

I recently thought about it and understood it. You cannot fall in love with Sasha. They need to be squeezed immediately. It does not end with anything good.
You may be right.
BOPSY: Yes, given that your mom and dad Sasha got you, you’re probably right.