Who needs funny quotes?
I walked out of the tribune.
For a long time, serious people have written slogans and appeals.
Here, each quotation has a strict structure and a clear direction.
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So go out, a lover of humor.
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Hohol came home from Maidan. The lights are burning at the entrance. I went home and heard my wife chewing on the gas. I went into the bathroom, opened the crane – hot water is running. I felt the batteries were hot. He sat on the floor, grabbed his head with his hands and cried, “Well, it’s all! Mosquito has taken power again. The end of Ukraine!

“You know, after seeing what is happening in Ukraine, I decided firmly for myself.
If only all these Silbertrades, Makarevichs, and other handicapped non-workers come out on the so-called. A peaceful rally in our city - I will foolishly take the scarf from the spade and go 3.14 to go.
It is better to sit for 15 days in the company of the same polite people than to run afterwards with a machine-gun around your destroyed country.

The answer for the “unmarried woman” is the “husband for an hour” company, cheap, not always reliable, but practical... But they need to pay money, clapping the ass will not be enough.

NVI: No one says that the new power we have is ideal, another couple of Maidan, and it will be close to that.
Tagged with: brute force :D

Everything is simple for them, for the English: “one” is one, “the one” is the only one. Everything is much more complicated: “one-one”! Understand these Russians.

Roam the trance right under the windows of the university. and smoke. The brigade is sitting down who on what, rotting bikes and rotting. I smoke while looking at the audience. It is warm and comfortable. The lecturer draws offogenic formulas. The first lines are carefully copied. Beautiful students secretly knock SMS.
Dreams of how good it is to be there, away from the digging of land and dirty cables.
I look at the child from the back. Who also dreamingly looks at my cuddly workers.

Vitalik received a message on the pager, from the paging company:
“The fool!” Buy your phone now!! We can’t shut up because of you for 13 years!!“”

Since rallies are prohibited in Russia, Russians travel to rallies in eastern Ukraine.

So tell me what the Emergency Ministry wants to, reminding you of the possibility of a flood and highlighting in the rule "do not panic" the second word capsom? The Orlov region.

Now on TV advertisement: "Team... Unlimited possibilities."
What about sudo?

It is you. You need a connection, you chose the phone and the operator, you did not make sure there is a coverage area. You knew in advance that you would not be able to use this thing normally and you bought it anyway. No one forced you. You had a choice and time to think about it.

FIGH themselves, even in connection they are trying to drop everything on the buyer.
I’m buying a phone and I don’t want to think about the coverage area.
By default, the phone should work where it is sold.

And I wish you, as in an anecdote - instead of toilet paper to get a tail and a map with the indication of the nearest leash.

With these pebble mercury lamps in our country, everything is more beautiful. if you bought them in the store of two hundred pieces of scraps, different brands and types, Ldšek there, DRLock, energy savings, poured them with a shaft in your four and bring them home - it is forever please. A flag in your hands and a laurel wreath on your head. If at home you have these lamps suddenly all burned, and you put them back in boxes and take them to the store to beat on the head of the seller-consultant - you are a violator, a bandit, and in general a rare fool, without the contempt of the laws of the Motherland. Because in this form, mercury-containing lamps are no longer lamps, but waste, bleat, first class of danger. With these lamps, you are on your bad four worse than any Chechen terrorist, because you have no license to transport waste, no shame or conscience. Only the earth carries you.

XXX: I'm sorry, but someone's peys are flashing behind your seals.

I have four cats at home. For me, human charm does not work.

The owner:
to this:
Today I saw how the wicked man in the auditorium dropped a passing person in the back (the case was in the parking lot) and instead of apologizing, went out to him and started a fight.
*** by
Fighting, of course, is not a matter, but most often the pedestrians themselves are lambs who climb under the car. <...>
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Parking by parking, and I was once almost hit by a SUV, sharply slowed down after a pedestrian crossing and suddenly dropped back through the entire crossing, which, for a moment, was prohibited by the PDD. There are fools everywhere, among some and among others.

and :-)

If you talk that way, I don’t even know what you think.

This year Rostov is not lucky: then snowfall, then traffic jams, then Yanukovych)

There was a similar problem at our entrance. In the evening, when loaded on the network, the voltage dropped to 185 volts. I also thought about the stabilizer. But an active neighbor managed to find a malfunction and they replaced the switch in the basement. After that everything came back to normal.
Therefore, it is cheaper to find an evil neighbor with free time, scare her with the fact that in this state of the network, her refrigerator will crash (which is quite likely) and sneak on the electricists of the MUZEP. The evil neighbor is a terrible force.

First, the RSFSR received in exchange for him Karelia, which was previously a separate Soviet republic.
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I have to! Do you think of Ukraine??? :D