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[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62293
 03.04.2012
Nostromo Heerepley > Schizophrenia in you...
skippy the-coin > Schizophrenia is convenient. Each task is individual.
skippy the-coin > A procedural-oriented method combined with an object-oriented approach.

[ + 38 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62292
 03.04.2012
Everyone cries "where is the spring?" and only snowboarders quietly write out of joy

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №62291
 03.04.2012
In Spain, during the traditional bull race, a case occurred - three Russians with cries "For the Air" turned the flock back.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №62290
 03.04.2012
In the trip, the number of boys and girls was unequal, so Svetta and Vitey had to live in the same room.
I feel sympathy...
Q: What is sympathy for them?
Do they meet?? to
HH: Well... already yes!

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62289
 03.04.2012
Do you like a hero like a hero?
YYY: very blatant
Yyy: sent the naked of the gods, fucking the whole of Valimar, broke the half of the Teleri, put the half of the army under Angbad, cursed the sons and subjects.
YYY: The Hateful Hero
YYYYYYYYYYY
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I almost killed my brother.
YYY: Didn’t you forget anything?

[ + 26 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62288
 03.04.2012
We prepare for the passion. I am lying down, ready. She comes out of the bathroom in one lift. At my surprised question, why the elevator is still on it, he says, “Well, there must be at least some mystery.”
I love her.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62287
 03.04.2012
The times have passed when I was quietly from my father watching porn on the spotlight! and then when he was quietly from me watching her on my compass!

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62286
 03.04.2012
My most terrible ability is to answer phone calls in the morning. Respond with a calm voice and go to sleep. Looking at the list of incoming calls during the day.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62285
 03.04.2012
Wife: Can you help me make the cakes?
Husband (m): - Noah... I don't like to fight with flour, the hands are then sticky from the test, I still get bored all...
I would learn to cook. If I die, who will cook the cake for you?
M (romantically): – You’ll die – and I’ll die... So don’t worry.
I will die of old age, and then you will die of hunger in a week.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62284
 03.04.2012
I want to get angry. :D
Tag: be affected
Tag: falling in love
Tagged: blatant
I want to fuck.
Theme: OOO
Thats the norm.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №62283
 03.04.2012
XXX: I start to fear my own authority
YYY: Don’t blow them in front of the mirror in an erected state and everything will be fine.

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62282
 03.04.2012
I ran for 3 hours until I found a branch of Sberbank, which is not on repair and accepts payments. I came up with a new slogan - you'll lose weight with us.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62281
 03.04.2012
In the first couple, two people came...
You are beautiful 😉
XXX: That is fine. Prepod went in, asked how things are, said that we two are psychic and went to make tea for us :D

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №62280
 03.04.2012
AAA> Engaging employees from a competing company I find unacceptable
BBB> Why
CCC> Because Yuri’s Day is there.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №62279
 03.04.2012
Mark Mammon
I do not understand what you are talking about. In the junior classes did not teach literacy, plebey?

Mikhail Sofronov
The Playboy itself. Do not abuse

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №62278
 03.04.2012
In the throat:
I went to the store tonight, next to me, there is a 200 white crochet and a new black passat.
From the cruise, a rabbit oreth, three minors aged 17-18, one of them asks me: "Do you want to spend the evening with cool guys?"
I answered "I want you to go to your fathers? Did they know they took their cars?and"
In response I heard the current something like - "no and shit")

Well, and how long will such children be sure that if the girl is beautiful, then seeing a expensive car, will happily jump into it immediately?

Until they stop sitting there.


[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62277
 03.04.2012
XX: And you love the quests!
YYYY: Yes
xxx: Come to me in the bottom box of the table, there is a paper with passwords. Connect by the ssh protocol to our server, log in under user, type su, enter the password of the route, remove from the firewall configuration (/etc/fierwall) two rows, where it is written prohibition to send traffic by the ssh protocol to the external network interface, restart ipfw (/etc/rc.d/ipfw restart) (P.S. on the server editor vi, on the wall above the table hang 4 sheets with commands). All the rest I will do myself.
YYY: What does it mean to log in?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62276
 03.04.2012
was washed. dressed, painted, sneezed... washed, painted 😉

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №62275
 03.04.2012
XXX: Serena, I am so bad. I want to scream. But I think they won’t understand me. Let’s go somewhere, let’s smoke and scream.
YYY: Will we scream?
That’s what you like to scream.
yyy: "Employed"
The Fucks...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №62274
 03.04.2012
Moidodir: what’s there in Belarus, I don’t think it’s different from here. But this fucking check-up before the flight is 100% profanation. Doctors are nowhere and never in such places except on paper.

psydoc: Well I don't know, our driver does not breathe in the pipe, but he doesn't need it) We made him a mandatory item in the contract, so that he would seam before getting to work away from sin.

Moidodir: flies and flies. Didn’t you accidentally cut off Sissadmin’s cock so he didn’t watch porn?

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