Yesterday taking the daughter from the kindergarten heard the charming conversation of mommies)



Based on the dialogue of the grandmother, one of the girls hardly plays with her and does not do homework. He is constantly sitting behind the compass. When trying to ask for something, he replies, “I can’t distract myself – I’m in the Dungeon.” In general, the grandmother stumbled into a cowboy, arguing that: "In our youth, we did not have such a figured - and now I have not yet played." She wrote on her account that she is 18 years old, sending old photos of her daughter to potential guardians.

Our employee had a dog, a Swiss bulldozer, a girl with a disgusting character.
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And what kind of thing, knowing that her fox is not educated properly, the hostess drops her off the leash in a public place? He still does not watch her. Why not educate? Why did she take her if she didn’t take care of her dog properly? And yes, the girls are playing cockroaches in the kindergarten, and this is a fox.

Yesterday I read a black version of the script for a new film about war.
And how...?
"I watched a scene where the pilot approaches the aircraft bomb hanging under his wing, gently smoots it and says, 'How much we are flying with you and you have never deceived me. Don’t miss it this time!"

They called the master - he turned on - measured the voltmeter relative to the pipe - understood what we chased - turned on the washing machine - again measured - smiled and took his hand for the pipe and touched the machine (she pressed off to do - shake). Well his 3.14was very bad - the smile flew far away without a cat). After that he disassembled the car and found that there was a condor in a metal body of smaller diameter placed - pressing it physically could not be fixed and during the crash he jumped and touched what he could))

Lenin: You know of course the famous theory that in a communist society, satisfying sexual desires and love needs is as simple and insignificant as drinking a glass of water. From this theory of the “glass of water” our youth became angry, directly angry.
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Lenin: Of course, thirst requires satisfaction. But will a normal person, under normal conditions, lie on the street in the dirt and drink from the barley? Or even from a glass whose edges are captured by ten lips?

A common misconception:
And yes, from the high-quality antidepressants of domestic production, I know only vodka.

Vodka is not an antidepressant. She is the strongest depressant.

Popular open source project, discussing bugs with time zones:
xxx: Send a bag report.
YYY: The report needs to be logged in. You need to register for login. You need to write an admin to register. To write to the admin, you need to find his address... I didn’t take the last step, I took the whole jira.

I go one night from work, and two men approach me, probably without a certain place of residence, and says one: brother, give 10 rubles for bread is not enough. Maybe there is a lack of beer? Yes, no, there is beer, here, we really want to buy bread for beer.

Tonight my aunt burned up in the bus. "What a bus like this, at every stop it stands!" yours is straight, it’s true.

Always for the night I leave the window in the kitchen open: and cool, and in the ear does not swell.
The morning. I make coffee. There is an unhappy, unhappy man.
Why are you so cloudy?
and freezing (
Under a cotton blanket?? to
Do you know the temperature of the toilet? and ((
O_o is =)))

My husband said:
They design a gas pipeline, which crosses a stream several times along the way.
So, in the surveys stands: the flow of the river is covered by dams of bobs! Well, on some site it is written in the description: Hutka bobra...
Someone from the designers asks: is the heck of the bobra an obstacle or a capital structure? The gas pipeline, what to do?

If your phone is being listened to – be proud, it means you are a very interesting person.

Once in the train told the case: a Russian girl accompanied two foreigners on the train Moscow-Irkutsk (3,5 days in the way). They occupied seats in the car. On the second day of the journey we walked well in the restaurant wagon. One stranger went wrong and lost himself in the train. After some time he was found, he with huge, sober eyes told: "I got into the wagon-morg. There all on the shelves lie and white plates covered and Smell!!!”

Today I tried to get my girlfriend back. But since she moved to me, her parents stopped answering calls.

In the Computer Graphics Group:
The xxx:
I have always wondered: if the tradeshnik is forced to divide the poor animals into all sorts of fur products there, how much will the economy of production increase?

YYYY :
There such specialists divide them that the three-deathers have something to learn.

The xxx:
yyy, I present a workshop on exchange of experience... Bloodshed and polygons everywhere

Friendly women’s team. One girl quietly went on vacation, the other on the same day the silent man sent a basket of flowers, which very much resembles a wreath. The cabinet is small, put a wreath on the "free" seat. Everyone in the office asked whose crown it was. is tired. A colleague comes in and surprisedly asks who such flowers, what "gifted" answers:
Have you noticed that there is no Tatiana?? to
There is no pause. They understood that it was not possible to get so badly, only when the accountant came to find out who to give the money.

xxx and gt; class. New feature from Windows 10: We update when we think and your consent is not needed. And it's nice that you put the rendering on the night, because now you have new wonderful features!! Iwill efinitely. dogs

The cry of the soul of the sapport program for cadastre engineers:

"They were fired from work, he is not there, the wife is gone, the son of Pidoras! Everything was fine before the update!!!111" - about such a plan people write messages after the next program update, but in most cases it is in the hands of the ass.

My wife and I went on a wedding trip to France. We rented a car on mechanics. The mountain area. And he had cars only on the machine machine, on the mechanic at all never driven, and the auto school long finished. So he said to his wife that he can't, even touching from the spot can't:) In the end, she carried him there for 2 weeks, and he drank beer and admired the local beauties:))) And you say acp. The mechanics roll!! to

I have a purchased face. I play a game of piracy. Am I honest with the rightholders?