Anger steals the mind.

One married American was not lazy to record all the cases of sex with his wife and the arguments she raised in favor of not engaging in them.

The annual report looked like this: Sex – 12 times.

Reasons not to do:
“I just laid fresh clothes today” – 55 times.
“I’m tired” – 50 times.
“I’m not in the mood” – 44 times.
“I have critical days” – 27 times.
“I have a headache” – 23 times.
“It is too late. I have to get up early tomorrow.” – 20 times.
“It’s too early” – 19 times.
“I can’t miss this series” – 19 times.
It hurts me 17 times.
“I have a mask and bigudi” – 17 times.
“I’m too hot” – 16 times.
“You don’t see, I’m sleeping!” – 16 times.
“We Wake Your Mother” – 10 times.
“I was terribly burned in the sun” – 8 times.
“You hear, because of you a child has woke up!” – 8 times.
“Neighbors will hear” – 4 times. P is

In order for the podkova to bring happiness, it is necessary to stick it to the horse's head and smell, smell, smell.

1st of April. We sit with friends and a girl in a mac. And she's so quiet with me, if something doesn't suit her, then she sits like no business, cries, and so on. I ask her, what happened. She broke for a long time, eventually surrendered to my torture and interrogation, when everyone left to smoke, issued: "I did the test today." I, shocked, ask:"and what?", she sneezes. Within a second I quickly scrolled through my plans for the next eight years, reassuringly imagining how they, in the form of a pile of papers, are absorbed by the scraper. I went out to my friends and they said to me, “You’re somewhat pale.” I’m already thinking about where she needs to give birth, I don’t want to go to the nursery, there’s no Freud or fig. She asks me, “What do you think?” and “What do you think?” Well, I still had hope at that moment, the size of an electron of a carbon atom that was confused in the universe from a drop of the swallow of a Siberian flea, I and gry: "I think it's April 1st." She said:"Yes", she stopped and ran away. 0 0 0

I figured with my husband! :) I lie in bed in the evening, he lulls me, whispers compliments on my ear, kisses... I just melt! Suddenly he stands on his elbow and says, “You’re such a nursery that I don’t even want to fuck you sometimes!”

What a white cat!! to
We wash it with a lace.

Many remember and love the flying board of the 2015 sample from the trilogy 'Back to the Future. So, judging by the specifications and size, it is the iPad 6. Apple, let’s push it up!

The father walked on the couch, stared at the ceiling, then stood up and said:
Fuck, you are tired.
I went into the room on another couch.

1: Mlyn, got this show!
2: What is it?
1: our plane fell here, 11 people brought to us broken and roasted, a crowd of all sorts of officers rushed, relatives and sympathizers... So you know what?
2 and?
1: the dining room, mill, closed for employees... the kind of relatives of the affected on the hill to feed hope, they are worried... I go out of the operation to eat I want, and they don’t let me, these upset for both cheeks my cocktails hide... They would take off their cabbage on the neighboring street, so not our dining room gave them... We saved their relatives here, and they sat our food, in the end, hungry on the day we sit!
I will go to the courtyards - there the workers are respected more, the courtyard bosses will be easily sent to us, and we are the type of cultural people, we cannot.

From WoT Forum

The KV-2 with the "Sheitan tube" can, of course, kill with one shot any tank at a level below it, but at the same time the recharge of this "tube" is more than 20 seconds. During this time, you can not just disassemble the completely defenseless KV-2, but have time to dance around it and sing to him “Goodbye, our affectionate Misha.” And such examples are many. If such an enemy has just hit you and failed to hit, then you have a lot of time to go out, target, crush him a trunk or fur, shoot a second time, and again to hide behind the corner, disgustingly crazed.

with 1 April
xxx: I played my wife - sent from her phone to my sms "I love it! I want! I wait! How did she cry... And how then she whispered when she found out where the SMS came from!!!! I still remember it...

The KKK:
JZ: I am so a failure that even when I was going to go to the army, my personal affair was lost and the army cut off from me.

I knew it!! I knew I wasn’t the only one!!! to

In the morning news on the radio "A police officer with 3 friends took 5 mobile phones and tablets from the seller. appeared to surrender. An official check is underway!!!It’s a trick, comrades. So, the girls who sang the truth about our patriarch, immediately behind jail, and this hero who committed a criminal crime was released? And there amnesty by May 9 or the case will be lost...What shit is this country?? to

The longer I know you, the more clearly I realize that you are an animal.
Q: What kind of animal am I?? to
xxx is stupid :)

I go as with the navigator in the phone in an unfamiliar area, the navigator in walking mode is set, I walk through the street, the voice from the navigator "After 5 meters turn to the right" I turn, I break from the navigator, I see the gopnik meeting me with the phrase "I see you immediately directed to me?"

by Habarnabr:
- The iPad has a great multi-touch up to 11 touches, I won't say about Android.
I don’t even want to ask what the 11th touch is about.

Masterstop: Don’t listen to him
Masterstop: He called the server his member
masterstop: And now boasts that "he lifts the server with the power of thought"

[Explaining to wife the need to buy NAS]
XXX: I explained to her for two days and she says anyway I don't understand anything
YYY: the word "shuba" usually everyone understands :)
XXX: one shirt is ds212, two screws 500 GB, WD live HUB, Samsung 40' and another 15 thousand will remain, as such happiness can be changed to the shirt
XXX: for 15 thousand you can still take a receiver and columns
XXX: Give away your grandmother
YYY: You are shaking!

Lav: Do you remember the old boy, that the pirates are scratching the sticker “from the creators of the Avatar” on the discs with the Titanic?
The Titanic Trailer in 3D
LAV: And he, fucking, really from the creators of the avatar

Looking for time in the right corner of the TV is a diagnosis?