There is a simple solution to two global problems: feeding the homeless to the hungry.

From the ASCII. P is a boy, D is a girl.

Q: Is this all sarcasm?
D: What is it?
Do you know what sarcasm is? OO
D: I do not know. and [
Q: And what, you don’t even guess?
D: Well... We imitate it sometimes...

And I was awakened today with the words "how can you sleep peacefully while NATO bombs Libya".

The baby’s mouth:
The younger brother (5 years old) found somewhere a dead hammer, healthy such. He brings it to me, smoots it on his belly and says, “Look at how soft Beeline he has!! to

Orange is

Joker: No, I am a complete fool... Come to a lecture on the numbering systems in a T-shirt where in the 16-piece code is written "I went to x@y"...
Prep: Today we have a lecture on the numbering systems... so, let’s translate what is written in *vskogo... I went... I went to... “Sky!” From the audience!! to

Sberbank of Russia was established in 1841. Judging by the length of the queues, some have stood there since the day of foundation...

Zvyagaaa: This is when you get into the hospital, Mish, you want your doctor to be like Dr. House, just as thorough and professional. But the prose of life is what happens most often as lobans.

ohm
I decided to film. Now I’m like a man who just bought a camera – I photograph all kinds of ordinary hernia, but with a special, “artistic!” look.

ohm
And if a cat gets into the frame, it automatically turns the photo into a masterpiece.

and bor. A revolution is born here.
Me-ha-ha...
Stop the UFO!! You can learn about politics, policemen and other EdRoss from news sites and, at the bad end, from the zombie fighter. Harry is complaining! Enough is! Where is humor? Previously, to escape the grey life, read BOR. Now where to run from the harshness of BORA? Great BOR, rise up! Rise like Phoenix out of the ashes. Let this post be the last UG on the BORE!
and Amen.

Mom, with anxiety recalling my childhood: "And you and Ali (sister) were constantly communicating with Veronica. Her legs were curly, as if she was riding a horse. And the teeth were small, and already rotten... Such a milky girl!..."

Lectures on medicines at the Medical Academy. The topic of the lecture is diuretics (diuretics). Prep (P) and students (C)
Q: What plant diuretics do you know?
C: Leaves of Pineapple
P: is correct
C: Berry nests, strawberries
P: is correct
And here out of the chorus of student voices breaks out - Arbuz!
P is AGA. and beer...

My boss is like a stomach.
I was a little upset and sick at once.

In general, women's underwear should be made a little uncomfortable, a little tight, slightly rubbing.
YYY: What is it?
How to make girls happy to take off these clothes :)

My 8 year old son: I carry juice!
No one has called you a sushi.

Poor student, it is when you see 10 rubles under the lecture table and the entire pair creates a plan for the invisible capture of the coin >_<

Guests in the living room. A hostess with a small guest Anya (2 years) in the kitchen. The mistress promised a delicious duck, after which she went to the kitchen, from where it is: Anetcha, let's go to the room - I will keep your foot!! to

C mail answers

How to wash after one-time sex?
In the toilet

After experimenting, I prepared lunch. Brother came, looked into the pot and said, “Listen, is this washing up in the toilet?”
There was even desire...

Drink to fuck?
YYYYYYYYYY
YYY: NT
YYY: NTE
YYYY: Yes

Q: Well, you know what’s in the documents?
No need for anything but passports.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
No one has ever called me married.)