Why did you be called to the boss?
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XHH: for what?
Wauu: for not placing my car on the corporate parking lot and refusing to clean up with a scandal
XH: I understand
WOW: What do you understand?
Ohhhh... stop! What car? Do you have a car?
WOW: there is
XHH: How, from where?
from the camel :)
XHH: What is it?
Same with Sikkie)
No to P!
Wow, that’s all, I don’t have a niche. Just a guard idiot or a parking driver, I don’t know who he is.
Oh yeah yes! What was? and :)
WOW: I came back from lunch through the parking lot, on the meeting Sikwoya goes to me, parking. Well I let her get around, and on the other side of me a man (guard) runs, we talked.
He: Where are you?
I: to work
He: Where are you working?
(I showed him the building)
Here is where you park.
(I thought there was something wrong.)
(He ticked his finger in the sikwa): Clean up
Funny, but why a scandal?
I said I won’t clean it. and :)
HH: Here is the guy. Where was the real driver?
WOW: I didn’t know how, but it seemed to have dissolved in the air. It was funny afterwards. I don’t know who he to, but two of the chickens came to our director to disassemble. They cried at him, and he stood like a guilty boy and kept silent. I did not expect from him, I had to break the legend and say what a car.
Q: What was their reaction?
A hysterical laugh. This is their boss’s car.
Oh yeah, you are stupid! :D
WOW: well

In our hospital once worked a doctor acupuncture therapist, on the door of her office it was written "doctor acupuncture therapist - Shilo AA"

1: Kuznia is a harsh city: I move like a walk on the street, suddenly I see one car accidentally cuts another. The one that was cut, catches up and the Kalashnikov machine is lifted out of the window. Well, it would be okay, how many frostbite the earth carries... But something happened: One of the guys who went with me like a fly asked the other: "Interesting. What will answer" and after that from the window of another car appeared... A DREAM! Reassure me now. You are here.
2 is frequent.
2 is private.
2: and... The cousin? Then the first.
Ashley calmed up.

Meanwhile, Rospotrebnadzor expressed concern over the fact that recently on the Internet more and more pages are created on which ambiguous information is placed, which is difficult to interpret.
Under the definition of "unambiguous information, which is difficult to interpret" the constitution of the Russian Federation is ideal in our time, for example.

In the military commands, any movement of yours is regarded as an unlimited desire to serve the good of the homeland.

How is LLAP decoded?
Live long and prosper!
What is it at all?
Answer me a question. One question.
and 42?
You can still be cured!

Dialogue with wife.
Wife: You, will you collect the new closet for a long time?
I am fast. I am a lightning man.
Sceptical of my figure.
Is it shell?

Today's contingent in the training room was clearly divided into three categories:
Brutally pumped men.
A 40 year old aunt.
I am :D

c) the carpentry carpentry. Yes, I started walking there :)

Olga impressed me. I told her how she was driving yesterday in the subway and saw how the girl began to shake in the beginning of her arms, then the whole body, well, the attack. The people shrinked, began to sit away from her. Olya approached her and tightly compressed her hands. Then I sat down to her and hugged her. The attack passed quickly. The girl said that Olya knows how to stop him. Olya just looked at the house and saw it there. from so.

I am going on a mission. I choose a hotel on the Internet. I look at the conditions in the rooms, prices and encounter the room "For lovers". in the description beautiful words about romance, confessions in love, about the loneliness of lovers. A little below the price:
for one - 7700
for two - 9050
for three - 1100

Cyprus is a lakmus paper. Whoever has stumbled and silently poured money into Cyprus, is the loudest of all now and cries about their deposits.
You think of others: "Well, talk. Maybe he’s an honest talk?It" is not And he is the card of the same band of thieves and fraudsters. and ;-)

It was hardly in Peter that it was suggested not to take crazy deputies, as Milonov immediately protested. and burned.

"And I don’t want children. They are down."

Everything is broken.
It looks like the new slogan of the House))))

I am sitting in the school dining room. The call ringed for the lesson, the children sat in the dining room.
The teacher calls!! to
Boy: Snooker for Teacher

If you are a wealthy, wealthy, healthy person in life - this is your merit, if you are employed by work, constantly without money and forever sick - then this is the fault of the corrupt state, not valuing the employer and not competent healthcare!

In the general allies. On the refuelling from the new C-ki merina comes out Spheric Minor TP in the Vacuum and her fight friend. T-shirts and ass on the knees. With a dark voice he asks:
What kind of gasoline are you filling? and ninety eight?
I mean, you are nine and five. 98 is too infantile for me.
Fuck... what? What did she want to say???? to

XXX: I would like to :D
YYY: Light, be a man! Depilate the isolate!

XHX: Recently there were reductions and Petrovich was almost fired. But the boss stood up for him.
YYY: What, such a valuable employee?
XXX: I do not know. They play chess at night.
YYY: It is understandable. I went to work through a chess board.

Why are you so sad?
When the website is closed, I can’t watch TV.
There is a telecast!
OMG

Blonder: Hi, can you help me?
by admin: Hi Can you go to the mail? and :)
Blondes: A little bit
admin: can not access the site or does not accept the login/password?
Blonder: Password does not accept
Admin: What are you writing?
Blonder: Wrong password or login
Blonder: I copied it
admin: Give me your login and password
Blonde: The User
blonder: >>> [10:25:41] blonder2: ••••••••••
Admin: Do you put it in this way?
Blonde: Yes
Blonder: but only without name and time.