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[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №94672
 01.03.2014
Why didn’t we just focus on violinists in music? Because the guitar will be unfortunate, the piano will not be lifted up, but there's a clutch in the ass - easy.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94671
 01.03.2014
Hyperboreus: Descartes' question, which is reduced to the main question: is God good? The Christian answers this: if it is not good (all-powerful evil demon), then it is a full ass, and it is not worth living, then it remains to proceed from the premise that good is good.
Ferdinand Kokoshka: In the people, this approach is called female logic - what I like is considered true, and the rest is from the evil.
Hyperboreus: You may have poor imagination. Imagine that you really live in the reality of an omnipotent and absolutely evil demon. Matrix, I will tell you, is resting.
Ferdinand Kokoschka: I live in Dnepropetrovsk, I hate the Matrix.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №94670
 01.03.2014
The Uncle. The daughter seemed to have fallen asleep. Just gathered with my husband to do the "affair", he breaks the condom package, and the daughter of the demand says:
Do you eat sweets without me?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94669
 01.03.2014
and Gennady:
A man called.
Repair the plan.
Requires faster repairs
The argument:
As long as they will be repaired, Tamagochi will die.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94668
 01.03.2014
One of my friends did not make a pleasant noise when the computer was turned on. Well, it was necessary to hit the system that would become quieter) and I covered the monitor, lost the brightness of the screen, well, it was necessary to hit with a certain force at the right angle. So one person when he saw two of these situations so heavily breathed and said: how the Russian people get to know where to hit! And that works!"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94667
 01.03.2014
What is the difference between a synthetic colorant or flavor from an identical natural colorant?
There is no soul in it!

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94666
 01.03.2014
I recently heard a conversation of two aunts, one of them all complained about life.In all the fault of the government - that the rolls of the foil for baking are less steel, quickly ends, and that the son at night, when he sits at the computer, coughes heavily... )))

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №94665
 01.03.2014
It seems, you can probably assume that, of course, the folded, undoubtedly, dofiga, but, of course, by all, I think, the rules.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94664
 01.03.2014
YYY: Did you see the news?
YYY: the draft law developed and introduced by the referrals will allow in a simplified manner to include parts of a foreign state in Russia
Without the law, this cannot be done.
YYY: What if it were illegal.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94663
 01.03.2014
Every year on February 23, I have the feeling that I take a loan against my will, and in 2 weeks to pay back with interest.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94662
 01.03.2014
One head is good, and two is better... when you cook cold food for a wedding.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94661
 01.03.2014
Q: How are you driving?
Well... not bad. Especially turns) and I brake just divinely))
A clear pen. The last phrase is your life motto.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94660
 01.03.2014
If you have a medical encyclopedia at home and a smart wife, then she, refusing you in intimacy, will never repeat "I have a headache", but will surprise you with such illnesses that you have never heard of.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94659
 01.03.2014
I think with the head, not the brain.! to
YYY – It is normal! A lot of women do that!!! to

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94658
 01.03.2014
by Marina (11:52) :
I wish her to recover soon.

Tagged with (11:51) :
Yoda teacher is proud of your speech

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94657
 01.03.2014
Where are Ukrainian prostitutes in Moscow today? I want to fulfill imperial ambitions.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №94656
 01.03.2014
My friend just burned. Read the news "The awarding of the Olympians" (the Mercer were awarded if they were) and comes to the photos, where Yulia Lipnitskaya sits in the iron horse presented to her": "Yes! I did not understand! What kind of car is it?! She is only fifteen years old! She should have given me a chair!and "

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94655
 01.03.2014
aaa: Did you get the text of the new order on the bandwidth mode from the security service?
BBB: Yes, I have read it already. and Blaze.
aaa: I know, but it is necessary to schedule for acquaintance, there is a date on the turn of the blacklist.
BBB: Yes, he and without my autograph painted on the whole head

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №94654
 28.02.2014
– – – – –
was unattended. I learned to look after myself, smell good, dress decently, smile pleasantly. They say I am too good.
** by
and WRUT. Polite kindly. Think another. Maybe you’re boring or you’re cuddling with tea? Sex 12 cm and 2 minutes.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94653
 28.02.2014
Lena has an intimate place – like the entrance to the subway. Money is there, welcome.

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