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[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №27028
 09.03.2010
Watch "Stay Alive" on DVD player, season 1, 17th series. Moment: Hurley recalls the past when he lived with his mother. Then she approaches him and says, “Saturday, evening.” A healthy adult man sits in a chair and looks at TV. Go for a walk" And then I realized that it was me =(

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №27027
 09.03.2010
About the Month:
Xxx: Sunshine my greetings. From March 8th! Happiness to you, success in everything and more.
YYY: You could not learn the poem?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №27026
 09.03.2010
Spanish: Is it a blast?
Keanu737: You are a bitch

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №27025
 09.03.2010
The cat is entertained by eating cactus, and then chewing anywhere... how I was caught by these addicts everywhere...

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №27024
 09.03.2010
XXX: Timati: “The time will come and I will run for the Duma!”
XXX is fucking.
YYY: You are
YYY: It is right
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №27023
 09.03.2010
Opposition is always more honest. Distance from the feed.

[ + 46 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27022
 09.03.2010
March 8 is the only day in the year when it is more pleasant to be at work than at home.

[ + 41 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27021
 09.03.2010
30 km ski race in Sapporo, 1972 The story, which there, in Japan, is still transmitted in legends. Then there were no mixed zones and press conferences, and journalists quietly wandered among the athletes right in the starting town. And suddenly, when half of the riders had already fled, the snow fell. Thick and lipid. And Vyacheslav Vedenin a minute before his start started to smash his skies. And a local journalist, who knows Russian, turned to him, saying, you think, it will help - the snow is falling?

What Vedenin replied to him, only we, in Russia, understand. And in Japan the next day the newspapers came out with headlines: "Speaking a magical word
“Dahushim, the Russian skier won the Olympics.”

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №27020
 09.03.2010
T. Kandelaki sits in the jury of KVN. A fan approaches her.
Sorry, but who are you?
I am Tina Kandelaki, member of the Public Chamber, TV host and secular
The lion!
The fan returns to his own.
I told you, a fool! You are Penelope Cruz, Penelope Cruz.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №27019
 09.03.2010
1st :
If you do not meet my conditions, I will send your files in parts.

[ + 66 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27018
 09.03.2010
A friend has a son, so one day there was a dialogue between them:
You don’t understand anything, brainless.
- Mom, I am not brainless, I just have everything there on the shelves and I look for a long time!

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №27017
 09.03.2010
The bus cost 20 rubles. The paper was not with him, gave the conductor a little bit of stuff... She took, so strangely looked at me and issued a lengthy tape of tickets for rubles(((

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №27016
 09.03.2010
She: Hi
He is: Hi
With the celebration of me.
He: No for what.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №27015
 09.03.2010
xxxh: from the poop on sports-tv in the news read a signature to some athlete: "champion of bowls without rules" )))
Regina Dubovitskaya? 0 - O

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №27014
 09.03.2010
Faith, if you knew how they’d put those hamsters on me!
Shrek, take these little friends, let someone fuck in your apartment and die!!and "

[ + 58 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27013
 09.03.2010
Who will he be with at Eurovision? With the ballerinas or with the Plushchenko?
- C "Topol-M"

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №27012
 09.03.2010
I’m not so proud of my grandfather.
xxx: today at a family celebration, taking on the chest, loudly stated that men like to compensate, and the less they have dignity, the more the car
Mom and grandmother became red, dad swallowed the tea, and only grandfather said loudly and with a smile to the ears: "Now you understand why I don't drive my whole life!"

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №27011
 09.03.2010
We sit today with the whole family for lunch, daddy, mommy, me and my brother (5 years old).We talk about something we laugh, my brother sits quietly eating, and suddenly with an absolutely serious voice gives out: "Today is a terrible holiday."
Only the Dad.

[ + 54 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27010
 09.03.2010
Ladies and gentlemen, a miracle happened!
Polyethylene with puppies is now sold in rolls and in gift packaging!!! to

[ + 45 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №27009
 09.03.2010
Antonyme is an antonyme. Anonymous is not synonymous.

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