I’ve seen a lot in my life, but how my father hanged an electronic plate.

Dialogue with a five-year-old son who entered the home sports complex:
You first put the bed and then lie down.
What if I go first, and then Matt?
So it will be!

I was at the reception with the surgeon, to all the complaints one answer - you need to move more, you, silence, no matter how healthy. He said, “Don’t you see them?

Iambroandnooneelse: I have a strange ability.
iambroandnooneelse: I can teach others to do what I can’t do myself

How did I go to Japan. There means this discussion about the new film: "Snow White and the Hunter". Who is more beautiful, Snow White or Queen? Well, there’s a saying, but the comment killed me :D

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Is it a good thing for the evil queen?

I watch the anger of the gods. There giants cyclops walk, in the frame you can see the hand, the foot, the head - not entirely fit. And a giant black shadow of hands across the screen. With a glass of beer and a plastic glass. I was at the beginning of the aggression of the cyclops O_o

Mom and daughter talk about traveling to relatives. Driving around the day:
I will take the cat with me.
D: How do we take her?
M in the bag. He will sit there all the time.
D: Ah, will sit in that dark bag and think: "All day. All night. What the fuck?"

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Created a new folder on the disk D. I went to Properties, placed the box on Hide (Hidden folder).Click OK and this folder completely disappeared from where it was created. How do I know where she is?

The workshop on repair of household appliances:
Hi to you. Can I talk to a refrigerator repair master?
I am a master.
I broke my refrigerator.
So, what do you want from me?

from Rambler: "The most aggressive recognized drivers of compact cars"
Now it is clear why "Oku" was removed from production.

Do you have a wireless internet?
Son – Yes
So take him home and finally go to dinner!

I repaired the switch. Now he does not work.

Yesterday a friend killed me with the phrase:
– I borrowed this WoW, I don’t have time at all... I haven’t seen so much Anime yet!
I worry about him.

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In Moscow, three dogs stole the car of their owner, stole a traffic accident and fled from the scene in front of the employees of the GIBDD.

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Better to do and regret than not to do and regret.
YYY: Yes, I do not agree. It can also be sterilized.

[5:09]HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Please come to me and take the cat off my bed! He will not hurt you as much as me. Please get up early tomorrow! Be a man!

Malvine: I work as a communicator. A few years ago, I assisted a colleague with switching the cable. Our work is supervised by the Chief Engineer (GI). A colleague said to me, “Put out that shit, put a bit of a bit, put a bit of a bit... and so on. I give everything correctly. After the job, G.I. says to our boss: “I understand that they understand each other. But how?? Let us drink!!! to

During the laboratory work on "Electronic Business", two defaches discuss something in half a voice for a long time. Then one loudly and indignantly says:
Opera is not a search engine, but a provider.

News on the HUB:

U.S. military to replace Blackberry smartphones with Android

Commentary :
First of all, houses with electricity will be seized.

I ate 5 packs of Viagra.
WOW: And what?
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