XXX: We have a small area in the courtyard, densely planted with bushes and trees, in the summer - a small wool is made, inside which the table with benches is the favorite place of the blue here)) Here will be the summer - it will start again: guitar games, loud screams at night - and I still have insomnia((
YYY: You don’t tell me about that wool! I went in somewhere... so only a week later I got out of it!

"steel screws are visible from the screw" - this is a new speaker.

xxx: I think that if you remove from the Russian comedy series the chamber laughter, then many people will stop understanding when to laugh.

From Antigua

The head of the library delivers the premises for banquets during working and non-working hours.
Instead of their direct duties, librarians actually work as waitresses. The service of readers, accordingly, goes side by side. With the constant run with tabs to serve readers simply do not have time. Often employees are forced to stay after a working day to serve another banquet. Most of the events are with alcohol, regardless of the presence of readers in the library. A true center of culture.

This is shit, comrades.

I believe that a problem of this magnitude is not solved every minute. Taking into account all the factors that exist at the moment, as well as assessing the risks that may still arise in the process of restoring your hard drive, plus the importance of the files it contains and the greater probability that they will be irreversibly deleted, I am ready to tell you only that the cost of my work will be slightly different than usual.
She: I was just going to try anal sex, and I was thinking where to start.
I like this way of paying more.
She is: Oh! It was not you! Forget it! and [
The maximum is 100 rubles.
She is: Beautiful! I can put you on the phone.
He said: Oh! It was not you! Forget it!
The suggestion is understandable. 1 to 1 :-(

In Russia, coffee is cold, the judge is selling, and life is crazy (

The cat stumbled, the bullet hit. We decided with his wife to abuse him, read in the inlet that it is necessary to put a bowl with a meal there for him, saying "cats are so purely loving, they never go to the toilet where they eat." In the evening, they put a bowl in the corner where he was sown, fed him there, we wake up in the morning, and the bowl is in the lawn, decided not to clean, they stormed there, I went to work, my wife (J) writes:
10:18 - I think we have a cat from Chelyabinsk
10:19 - Did he eat it all?
He not only ate, he also laughed.
c) Almost in the box
(J) - (X_x)

My mother burned. Sitting at home, missing, calling me to work:
Q: Do you want me to make you a peanut soup?
I: No need, I have a 2liter pot of borst in the refrigerator
M is ha! and all? So you are that borsch in the evening right out of the pot, DOPEY, and I will cook you a peanut instead of it!
Right here she imagined herself at 9 p.m. in the middle of the kitchen with a dim light drinking 2 liters of borship from a pot.

It’s like fucking panda... a rare phenomenon.

Panda: That’s what it’s about, Scuco...

The first rule of sickness is to never look at images on Google!! to

A classmate went to jail. I always knew he was a fool.
Funny as a guard.
No, not the prisoner.

I am so dumb, so dumb, so dumb!! I collected 2 boxes of my stuff today to send the package home, and decided (learned by the bitter experience of theft from the packages) to put all the shoes one by one, that is, the left shoe in one box, the right in the second, and so all the pairs :-) stumbled specifically, and now I sit and think, and suddenly one box is completely lost??? I will be without shoes!! I’m going to be on the left or on the right :-))))
The Russian Post!!! Go and pray!! It is ?

I think, but Bulgakov observed absolutely all the modern norms of a successful comic story and so on.

The master has a cat and a breast, and the devil and td and tp.

That is just perfect :D

Report on the freeze of bank accounts in Cyprus:

My husband returned from work from the airport, there is the following picture: planes from Russia carry people with empty suitcases. They don’t even hide why they came. But how do you fill these suitcases if the ATMs are already empty? andquot;

From Habr:
You can compare it to cars — if you got into cars in the 1950s — it was very cool and few people could.
If you know about cars now, you are a car tracker.

xxx: I had a problem at the time - I couldn't figure out what botillons were. Whoever I will not ask - everyone is roaring, and nobody answers, they think I am roaring.
YYY: Well it is simple! Shoes are bottylons with decoil!
Zzzz: 0_o A beard is what, shoes in a bikini?

Rau-io: The horrors of our province. I left the store. There is a grandmother sleeping around the street. He is lying in the face. I thought he fell and he drank water.

The most difficult thing in the solution of Japanese crosswords is to determine what the resulting cracksavin looks like.

Q: What is the operation?
D: Yes
M: What is it? In the brain? and ;))
D: How did you guess?

From the company chat:

What is infinite resistance?
Something in the middle between the old lady and 300 Spartans.