[12:28:46 PM] streetmack1: yesterday in the mail asked to use extrasensory abilities to determine whether the package came to the department or not
[12:29:01 PM] streetmack1: "you should feel yourself when the package arrives"

I tried to explain to my little daughter what the Day of Defender of the Fatherland is:
Congratulations, he is our protector.
Yes, he is protecting us. of the flies. Another of spiders.

A: Are there any chemicals? I am in shock. Why the same one.
Metal is different valence all the time. I don’t understand that nonsense, no logic. Why does it depend?
B: Those are the metals that God made!

I was struck by a mother in the kindergarten today shouting: "Your child has bitten my boy Vasa!" To the bloody traces. What will happen to him now?" Why, WHY did I answer her: "Do not be afraid, will not turn"?

From Hubble, discussing a high-voltage generator
We need more condensers!
More Condensators for the God of Condensators!
Isden: How was it...
Astrologers have announced a week of condensers. The weekend tension has doubled.

I dream that all people are born with the same appearance. And then it would change depending on their actions. Have done a good deed, keep beautiful eyes or a perfect figure. If you hurt someone, you will have a huge nose or curved legs. This is wrong when external beauty is not justified."

The commentary:
Imagine, in the morning in the bus all filled beautiful such, and while in the dungeon arrived, only the grandmothers come out.

I sit at work, I don’t touch anyone, a girl fits.
Can you change the lightning on your jacket?
I can.
How much will it cost?
* knocking on the wall of the neighboring department
and IRA! How much will it cost to change a lightning jacket?
What length?
What is the length of the jacket?
This is... long.
IRA is a long lightning. How much?
From 800 to 1000, you have to look at it.
- Girl, the lightning to change will cost from 1000 to 1200.
The girl quietly figured.
Why is it cheaper in the neighborhood?
Because I have to repair cell phones!
c) StrikeTR

xxx: Programmers in their own way "watch and throw".
xxx: "Attempted and escaped!"

If you bring a cat into the house, you get an entire zoo: it eats like a dog, sleeps like a swarm, swarms like a horse, swarms like an elephant, and this beemot does not want to lie on your head.

Lav: Some people’s arrogance is striking.
Lav: Sometimes it seems that their main goal is to wait until I make a cup of tea and rinse my cock there with economic reasoning, like “Oh, it was useful!”

The husband distinguished, we leave the house in the morning and it turns out that he did not lock the entrance door in the evening, did not close the car and at the end of everything - forgot the wallet and not about where, but... attention! In the car of the neighbor!!! And nothing broke out! The fucking Australia.

It became interesting how much traffic we fat my smartphone. I set a traffic checkpoint and watched the day. I watched logs, so this sofina eats the most of all the traffic.

I eat baked eggs
Do you record with a warrior?

I’m Ukrainian, I don’t want to fight, I want a pony and a pony.

Alcoholics and neighbors.

I know one such. In Russia there are some alkashi, it is impossible to live, I do not drink, I do not smoke!
I ate ice cream and junk under my feet. And popper across the road to red. The chocolate shop is boring. It also boasts.

Take a look at yourself, maybe you are the neighbor who sows the country?

was on a mission. The office rented the apartment. There lived a few people there periodically. A friend was with a girlfriend. She had a small cat. I go home one evening. It is dark on the street. No one in the house except the cat. Shut off the light. I entered the apartment, and the cat, while I opened and closed the door, ran out into the pitch. I did not notice. There was no electricity until morning. He fell down all night, periodically knocking at the door. I got up and started looking for him, but I had the imagination that he was behind the door. I almost went crazy overnight.

Turbohaft: what is that fucking (
Turboshaft: As always, everything is not like people.
Admin: What happened to you, brother?
Turboshaft: well, still in the winter jackets 500 rubles found yes?
I found 1000 baht in my shorts.
turboshaft: and no shit bank in my muchosransk does not want to change them...)

Russia must do everything, Ukraine not only entered the EU, but also ruined it from the inside.
Russian Foreign Intelligence Special Operation.

We sit on a trip to Omsk, a partner on betrayal, fighting in Kiev, his aunt there, two days can not call, do not answer the phones, his wife in Moscow is all nervous. Communication is bad. I’m telling him a fairy tale from this site about improving communication if you say BOMB, TERRORISM, ARMS, PATRON. Porzhali, returned home, we call, he says to me: - But it works! I have already forgotten, in confusion, he explains to me: - once twenty-year-old woman calls my mother's phone (KYEV), then collapse, then it is not heard, then interference, I advised her to pronounce these words, and as by magic, twenty minutes spoke, as they sat next to!!! to

There are two reasons why the computer can slow down:
1st The virus.
2nd and antivirus.