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[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №106294
 03.12.2014
I knew. I knew that only she could resist the all-powerful black super glue...Blue Isolent

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106293
 03.12.2014
Remember how we wished for minus 5 and light snow? Let's do what, kindly wish a dollar - 30 rubles for the new year, suddenly rushes.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106292
 03.12.2014
We lie in bed at night and rest.
Suddenly, I feel my husband pressing my foot under a blanket.
"They are I thought "I would point him back". I struck him on his foot.
And he lies with a serious mine, looks at TV and does not react.
"They are He plays in a bad way!"- I thought, "I will point him back again". I shrugged my leg stronger.
"Miau!" said dissatisfied from under the blankets.
I wondered why my leg was so hairy.

by Marinalevy

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106291
 03.12.2014
to there:
here here :

And most of all, I am surprised that a prostitute woman is a fuffou, the lowest sort. A man who uses services is a hero and a good man.
— — —
It has long been said:
Why, if you have changed, are you a hero-lover, and if I have changed, am I a joke?
Because when I am, it is WE, and when you are, it is us.
***************
And, that is, if a woman is a strangle to knock on left-handed men, will this be the norm?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106290
 03.12.2014
Why do you not sleep at work?
YYY : No.
XXX: Just don’t sleep
YYY: Not sleeping is the goal of life.
XXX: for what
YYY: To have time to study spelling and punctuation.

[ + 29 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106289
 03.12.2014
XHH: I think I’m pretty shy enough to allow myself to fuck it.
I imagined what Stalin said at the CPSU meeting.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106288
 03.12.2014
This is:

From Kelatudmaa
I go with my daughters (6 and 10 years old) on the street, meet a very bearded uncle. With such a long beard.
The Diane:
Mommy, Mommy look at me! Put your finger to the side of the wart.
I see, I say. To whom is he similar? I ask, meaning Karabas Barabas or Santa Claus.

Daughters of the Choir:
The ZZ Top!

This is what proper education means.


The right education is not to tick your finger at people.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №106287
 03.12.2014
So the cockroach has nothing to do with animals. You will talk about parthenogenesis in mammals. And suddenly.

— — — —

Even the ameba, the intelligent, has to do with animals. Animals are a kingdom. Mammals are just one of its classes, far from being the most numerous and successful.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №106286
 03.12.2014
The spies are very upset :-)))
One was sitting in the electric car and told the whole car on the phone:
Well what? You have a good legend, you have a good story. Stay on your own. They will prove nothing!

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №106285
 03.12.2014
To anyone who writes:
At the end, the snow fell.
Men and women, shake up! and freeze.
with UV. Your great and mighty.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106284
 03.12.2014

Is he also a military man?
YYY : No. It seemed to have served, but I don’t remember. It is terrible to say that he
YYY: And what is Vancouver other than a civilian type of flag?

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №106283
 03.12.2014
It has long been said:
Why, if you have changed, are you a hero-lover, and if I have changed, am I a joke?
Because when I am, it is WE, and when you are, it is us.

My also reasoned, then came after the next “I’m gone,” stumbled onto the iron door and suitcases with his things.
What is characteristic of the one who "he is" turned out to be not immediately needed

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106282
 03.12.2014
XX: We have a fairly large building, the boss is in another wing, it’s a couple of days away.
XX: I came to work yesterday very sleepy, on the autopilot with the beginnings of the mind. Neighbor in the office to me: "called the boss, demanded you on the carpet"
XX: I go through the entire building, in which the repair is permanent, to the boss. I sleep on the way. When I almost get to the boss's office, I see some men in the specialty carry out a carpet rolled into a roll.
XX: Well I aimed "for carpet" set as well... for a while I followed the carpet

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №106281
 03.12.2014
And also I always thought that sex is needed because you want a loved one and to meet physiological needs you can swing with one hand)))))
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and ah. And when you want a loved one a couple of times a day, and he or she wants you a couple of times a month, life begins to play just the fucking kind of rainbow colors.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №106280
 03.12.2014
School, to evaluate the ability to drive races... Yes, it is just not interesting for women! For women, the car is a means of overcoming distances and transporting goods. And to get from point A to point B a normal woman will try to be as safe as possible. This is for men, the car is a means of self-expression, so you must show how cool you are, break the PDD, be sure to hug the grandmother behind the wheel, cut, get in front of her in front of the lighthouse...All puzzle and dangerous types of time, entertainment and hobbies are not close to women. So guess yourself, my little friend.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №106279
 03.12.2014
I have a friend buying gold.)
You need more gold.
xxx: you need to build a zig-zag
kh: investment coins
XX: More investments are needed
You need to build a business incubator.
Thread: xDDD

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106278
 03.12.2014
And there is only one conclusion... somebody is cooking cabbage so puzzled, while both sides fertilize the fields of eastern Ukraine.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №106277
 03.12.2014
Is this a game developer chat?
and yes.
What is "Belarus" or "Belarus"?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №106276
 03.12.2014
The Supreme Court of the European Union has ruled that refugees who apply for political asylum on the basis of sexual orientation should not provide the authorities with proof of their homosexuality.

Good news, you can free down. But there is one nuance.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №106275
 03.12.2014
What did civil defense exercises take place for deputies?

Not everyone was able to get into the bomb shelter.

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