How are you there?
- How can I be... The shit in the water does not drown, and I am almost in the air here! :D

Chat on Monday:
xxxxxxxxxxx:
Two terrible news:
1st Today is not Friday.
2nd Tomorrow is not Friday.
WOW :
I read it on Saturday and didn’t understand it. Now it is clearer.

The pigeons are not worse developed than the crows, I tell you.

Today I saw: a man in a hat goes, a pigeon flies over him, a sling on him.

xxx: he removes the hat, looks at it, then flies the second and heracles his discharges straight on his head.

Unt: You understand, there are people I hate, but there are people I love very much.
LEHA: And to whom do I refer?
You are referring to the pirates.

XXX (14:47:29 18/03/2013)
I eat in such a cage.
YYY (14:49:21 18/03/2013)
Which?
XXX (14:51:47 18/03/2013)
Not to describe. I go to the gazelle. Well such. The Russian. The chair is lacking. I sit on an ordinary chair in the passage. A woman in front of me. In the same way. And one man in general on a board that was taken from under the chair. I love my country. Roosevelt ahead!

I met my uncle at the hospital. The hospital pyjamas. While waiting for the elevator, we talked. He lies with some complicated heart disease. The look, indeed, is very unimportant. I ask him:
Which floor are you on? Therapy or surgery?
He is so calm:
I am in resuscitation. He went out to smoke until the nurse saw him.
He said "Well, so far" and went. Go to resuscitation!! to
O_O

<Indy> Fucks
<IndY> All windows in the bus are normal
<Indy> Only my heart
<IndY> Everyone is watching with condemnation :-D

And we have little of the fact that on the Prospekt Svobodny - a prison, so it is still the most "perforated" place in the city - you can only drive through it early in the morning and late in the evening.

And here, in a tamper, someone has stuck his fingers on his hand.He rushes to his mother and grandmother all in tears and sweats his fingers into their faces and says: "Stumble, be careful of blowing."
You said it right!!Only God could give such an education to a child!! to

I want to eat something fat and harmful.
Eat my wife.

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In the kitchen is the planet of Silesia. No food, no minerals

The winter will not end until everyone throws the trees.

Gifted on February 23, the green trousers, after several washes, by March 8 became pink.

I play with two comrades in the LEFT4DEAD cooperative.
I hear in the microphone - his older daughter (7 years old) sits down to Valkir and asks:
This is who?
and Zombie.
What do they want?
They eat our brains.
And all that?

In the news:
The Prosecutor’s Office identified the theft of 40 million rubles from the budget of Samara.
Samara MPs were given iPads.

And there is nothing to add...

I went to bed with my husband, before going to bed, as usual, we talk about abstract topics.
I: Well, how can you stop the fire in a burning forest?
husband on the verge of sleeping away: well... there are different ways... r r r r r r r r r... m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m m

“xxx: Flake fly, as now canned
to open?! to
How to Open Conserves
Belt with a blade?!”
Aftar did not serve in RA, I understand? Conserves are opened at once. The snow is easily cleaned. And the leaves with grass and earth are occasionally painted. And much of what lies in life beyond fantasy in the army is ordinary.

Burn in hell Windows developers for the fact that when a mistake comes out it can not be copied into the buffer and swallowed.

It was necessary to think about the difficult words to pronounce - "complicated"...

X: decided to leave thanks on the website of the Russian Post
What is it???? to
X: I sent a banderol a day ago, there was only one girl working, and the people lived on her. She is polite, does not raise voices, explains everything to everyone, arranges quickly. A lot of young and beautiful.
X: But Hohma is not that. I could not send thanks. The site of the Russian Post. At the same time, I regularly send them complaints and the form works normally.
Y: The empire of evil, what do you want?