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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94592
 27.02.2014

The most expensive house on Rublevka (160 million dollars) is located 11 km from the MKAD in the village of Usovo on the first line from the Moscow river. The area of the cottage in the style of the medieval castle is 5 thousand. KV The area is 400 square meters. The house is for sale with furniture and furniture.

Renovatio> By the way, convenient location, by bus from Belarus only 40-45 minutes drive

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94591
 27.02.2014
What were the names of those creatures that lived in ancient times?
The Greeks?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №94590
 27.02.2014
From here advice:

It will seem wild to you, but try not to put alcohol and cigarettes in the priority spending, but the same food and other household supplies. I understand that this idea is very exotic for you, but it works. is verified.

I don’t like to comment on it, but I’m sorry, it’s overly live.
I am 85 years old. I went to school in 1992, and I remember everything very well. My parents never drank or smoked. Worked in urban factories. They have not received salary for years. The pennies that were sometimes given were spent on food and then lacked (happiness was if a bag of sugar was purchased for the preparation of strawberries and compotes). They survived only because they grew up in my grandmother’s garden. I gave my clothes to my older cousins, and then I gave them to the younger ones. If you buy something, it is for growth. And then for three or four years I wore this dress. By the way, regarding the money, there were shops from factories where you could buy on the account of ZP. There was nothing to eat there. There was a factory product that the ordinary citizen did not need at all. And the prices were twice as high. I consider my parents heroes for being able to raise us and my sister at this time. Now I myself and my child have no need of anything.
Go with your advice!

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94589
 27.02.2014
Ten years ago, I was travelling from the city of Oditsovo to the military town of Vlasih.
The battle bus.
I stand next to the route list and read the names of the stops:

1st Station of One
2nd Pharmacy
Three The Hospital
4 is The Hospital
5 is The cemetery
6 is Control pass point (CPP)
7 is Temple

And someday I wanted to go out at the pharmacy and find out if there is another route... Sometimes this bus is tense for me...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94588
 27.02.2014
Cards from sofa pillows and tanks from wooden boxes.

From 6 Viennese chairs, benches, shabras and valenok, my sister and I built a cannon frigate!! to
The parents who came from work were taken to abortion and surrendered without a single shot.)))

K/F "Abolite-66" is rule!

OddyRash

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №94587
 27.02.2014

It will seem wild to you, but try not to put alcohol and cigarettes in the priority spending, but the same food and other household supplies. I understand that this idea is very exotic for you, but it works. is verified.
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But not always :(
The situation is a single mother, two children born in peacetime, now schoolchildren of undergraduate classes (they can not earn money yet). Payment delays are multi-month. My mother doesn’t drink, does not smoke and lives for her children.
But at the same time it was all - and collecting bottles to buy three packs of the cheapest cupcake in bags. and walking to save on the trip for food, and a lot of fun.
It did not last for years, of course, but there was such a period in life.
I don’t throw you proudly in the nose with my hungry fainting of that time. It’s not always linear in life, that’s what I mean. Let’s be less categorical to other people’s fragile thoughts on the internet :)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94586
 27.02.2014
Top of cynicism
In the boxes with fat food to put advertising for dietary supplements for weight loss.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94585
 27.02.2014
In the quote:
Chelyabinsk, a painting factory. Chemicals and all things. 100 meters through the road begins the territory of the zinc plant, spilling sulfuric acid with a constant accompanying aroma (and not only aroma). Someone has made a bed and grows tomatoes.

Boy, you did not understand. Chelyabinsky stalkers are so harsh that they grow vegetables in contaminated areas and then take them on the weight on Tuesday!

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №94584
 27.02.2014
Do you love programming and speak Russian? 1C will make you hate both.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94583
 27.02.2014
The Hero:

Well, I agree, but on the condition that in the event of an accident, I will discuss with smart people like you, guided not only by common sense, but also by the TSH of my eight-charged Saiga 12 caliber. And yes, I’m sure my arguments will catch you before the inspector arrives, so it’s better to save money for your treatment.

The fly sleeps.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94582
 27.02.2014
Those who envy the Ukrainians who drove the boss remind me that after that the country usually moves to the following level of difficulty, which will be:
Less of resources. Getting enough food can be a trivial task.
More freedom of action in the PPP.
3) A fascinating story line.
And a lot more interesting.

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94581
 27.02.2014
Fuck, straightforward summaries from the berry grams: today in Kiev will be held.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №94580
 27.02.2014
In the cousine on ul. Transportation from the asphalt was made by "sparing" policemen with a width of 1.5 - 1.8 m... These are the flatest sections of the road throughout the street.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94579
 27.02.2014
Hime: Launched an online toy. and 2 hours!! The character creation window opens. I can’t tell the hair.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №94578
 27.02.2014
My parents bought a dog. Specifically the dog. I haven’t seen him yet because I’m in another city. Talk on the phone with my mother.
I: At least what kind?
Remember our neighbors had a dog?
I: Yes I remember it. Is it like him?
Mother (yet more thoughtful): No...

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №94577
 27.02.2014
I am returning from work on the path that goes straight to the west. The sunset blows my eyes, but gradually I get used to it and see how it floats in front of me, trembling slightly on the roads, car tires!! Oh what, her mother, the blanket? It cannot be!!! to
Gradually I begin to distinguish between her... her legs... four pieces... and her tail! O_O
She runs to herself, jumping... behind her a man seeds... with a leash.
The latter looked at the pitbull’s face, with visible pleasure carrying the pad on his back and blowing out of diligence.
Mommy Mia! Running to the home!

OddyRash

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94576
 27.02.2014
From Khabr, about fully automated cargo ships (which by law cannot walk without people):

There will be one person and a dog on board. The only duty of man is to feed the dog. The dog's duty will be to bite the person's throat if he tries to interfere with the work of the on-board automation.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94575
 27.02.2014
Mobiligidus: Tell me, where can I buy the Ring of Almighty?
Wizard King: You get a ring - I will calculate by IP and wait for me with the brothers!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №94574
 27.02.2014
to this:
I decided to look at the browsing history of my wife. Kali, Hinduism, string theory, Blavatsky, and suddenly beautiful hairstyles for every day... Fuck whom am I married to? O_O

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On the woman, brother, on the most normal woman. It was unexpected, right?

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №94573
 27.02.2014
Who has an allergy.
Fishing in perfume.
I have idiots.
APCHY

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