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[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124454
 16.02.2016
I'm a geneticist of bacteria, but everyone is stuck to me - can I eat GMO products, or will DNA get into the body?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124453
 16.02.2016
A shit about literature:

People and people! When will you begin to be selfish? It doesn’t matter who eats. Even if a person eats one shaurma (not so bad - there is a fairly balanced composition) and cakes from the market, even if he earns an ulcer - what does it matter to you? After all, it is his body, he has the right to manage it as he wants. Although drinking is unprovoked, although there is a shaurma. If you are critically uncomfortable - well, do not communicate with him, or talk about other topics. Did he write anything on the forum about Shaurma? Do you not piss? He does not offer it to you.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124452
 16.02.2016
here here :

I think my aunt was not bothered with breakfast, but with a night's dinner. It is one thing in someone's apartment for friendship to spend the night, and quite another - when in the bedroom to the not yet awake falls.
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The first time I spent the night out of home, we scattered the bedrooms and everything else we found and went to bed at six. And yes, the owner of the apartment at six in the morning smashed me, and we roasted meat to feed the girl before going to the universe. I wonder what my aunt would think :(

And we were once students on a weekend trip in one double bedroom all four nights, horror-horror! one boy and three girls. Turn around the team. They slept well, by the way. The march was late in autumn, and we were there as warm from each other as cats in the cloves.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №124451
 16.02.2016
by stannum99:

Another complaint to me:

This doctor prescribed me chemical expensive medicines that I did not drink and my condition did not improve... please take action against this charlatan...

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №124450
 16.02.2016
No matter what the scientists work on, they still get a weapon.

> (c) someone there

and Kurt Vonnegut. Such things.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №124449
 16.02.2016
Zzz: When I was a kid, my sister and I painted our own magazine. The magazine combined male and female ideas about the interesting and was called "Different fashion and monsters".

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №124448
 16.02.2016
wut: – old age is when the “Projects” folder is larger than the “Games” folder and any other folder

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124447
 16.02.2016
What kind of people you are! At the same time, a married aunt was staying with other men! Married to! What fucking thing do you ask? ?

If her husband does not object to such arrangements, what does it matter to you?
Especially what is the habit of people to go all in a row into other people’s cowards?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124446
 16.02.2016
xxx: the server died, it was overloaded with power and the file system collapsed on the container
I rebuild now.
yyy: the cleaner? ))
I don’t know, the servers are blind and have not seen their tormentor.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №124445
 15.02.2016
Being a vegetarian is easy - you just have to not add meat sauce to "Doshirak".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124444
 15.02.2016
Comment on the news about the creation of methyl fuel cells for the power of smartphones.

Well, fill your android with vodka, and he will offer to kiss his shiny metal ass and go open a casino with blackjack and prostitutes.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124443
 15.02.2016
You jumped with a parachute in the army?
I am still waiting, Slavik.
YYY: What a parachute, I didn’t serve in the two.
YYY: I could only jump with a top of the top.
yyy: and fast embracing her, fall down)

[ + 22 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124442
 15.02.2016
As soon as a doctor begins to see a patient as a human being, he ceases to be a good doctor.

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This is not a reason to hide! No one expects from the doctor that he will sympathize to tears and mourn everyone. He has a duty to respect his patients.
Why do people believe that politeness is a sign of weakness? That some representatives are simply obliged to hammer? What is a slave mentality?

[ + 23 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124441
 15.02.2016
I know two psychotherapists with a lot of problems in their families. Doctors with sick relatives. As soon as a doctor begins to see a patient as a human being, he ceases to be a good doctor. The most stupid and real example: cancer in an 80-year-old relative. If it is a stranger, then chemotherapy or just enjoy life as much as enough. But when you see a person in him and want to cure him, with the last hope, you send him to surgery. He dies without coming to consciousness. Because at this age it is impossible to survive the operation. But one thing is to say this to a set of organs and another thing is to say it to a man.

No one suggested that doctors become the son and brother of every patient. Do you not see the entire gap between "meat" and "nearly relative"?
Just respect, not heartfelt love. Talk about equality, not relationship. Is it so difficult? Lifehack: It is not even rude to feel and think humanly. Talk and act like a human being.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124440
 15.02.2016
Very busy accounting. OS classifier delivered: it turns out camels and donkeys can be put on the main assets. The elephants cannot.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №124439
 15.02.2016
I have one question:

[...] concerning the pension.
It is not possible to refuse, but now there is a possibility to take the storage part when you retire. The [...]

Is this the same accumulated part that has been frozen for the second or third year? Yes, I’m just full of confidence that when I live to the retirement age, she’ll wait for me.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №124438
 15.02.2016
On specialized forums the second week brightly burn the clashes between Grammar Nazis.
The topic of the discussion: "How is it true - "in labutena" or "on labutena"?".

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №124437
 15.02.2016
With a smartphone for such money I feel a cool major :) When friends come to my sister - I am immediately in the center of attention! Sister 9, but I do not lose hope of achieving popularity among older girls.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №124436
 15.02.2016
QA: We had a stable version on the test server, but we fixed it quickly.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №124435
 15.02.2016
My daughter just went to kindergarten. A few days ago he came home and said:

Tomorrow we will have a day of color plasticine in the garden.

We ask:

Should I bring a plasticine?

and no. Do not need. The daughter responds.

In the morning, the wife took her daughter to the kindergarten, where it became clear that it would be Valentine's Day.

Well, in our family now this day will be the Day of Color Platinum.

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