My neighbor in the room has a coward, whose belt has the repetitive word "hero" written, and the back, where the seam is sewn, so that the word "gey"... I don't know whether to tell him about it or not. He will suddenly think about something...

The Modern Army:
A senior officer calls for the wiring system. I answer that she is not in the mood, needs adjustment. She asks why I didn’t set her up. I did not even know if he should say that neither the boss nor our engineer can set it up, the system itself is 30 km from the part and the last specialist who could come with the necessary equipment and set up, died 5 years ago...

What else would you eat to lose weight?
Stanislav: many options to choose =)) bull chain, for example

Ruth right on Android is nonsense compared to Ruth right in the garage.
There is snow above the belt. The cats found a trap and got access to the garage.
Now they have a garage with a rott...
XHH: In the sense, it’s collapsing there.

I am lying in the hospital, watching telecoms, killed advertising: leg cream with leech extract! The extract. and drunken.

For a long time there is a bloody tripartite war between the curved hands, the switcher and the search line of Google.

by :
Girls, help me to find a song, singing a girl in English (?) It is only in AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A slow lyrical song.

I’m sorry, but maybe it’s Scorpions – Holiday. Then suddenly 😉

About WoT:

xxx: Each art has its own peculiarity, I wonder if it were Israeli, what would it be?
Yyy: She would silently be reduced toward Palestine...

A 15-year-old teenager from Tsfat was seriously wounded after a projectile explosion. As it turns out, the injured teenager was using an electrical pile for the old projectile he found. Police have started an investigation into the incident.

- Message from Beast View Message
In the south of Moscow on the evening of March 16, as a result of a conflict due to a packing place, a man injured three people from a traumatic gun. This is by RIA Novosti with reference to the press service of GUMVD in Moscow.

Will it still be. And life went.

The news could be another. A third person was killed by an unarmed man from outside the parking lot.

Will you have cake today?
YYY: I don’t know
You can even choose something. With cabbage and rom? So what?
A cake with Rome? Have you won since morning?

One day, I crushed up to "I go out" and I say to him like gather clothes and go out of here...
Do I collect things?
He is myself... a break... and where?

In times came: in order to get a person out of the bathroom you just need to turn off the wifi, but sometimes it is necessary to do this together with the neighbor.

Recommendations for Chinese nails:
There is no compass, no compass, no compass.
Absolutely a halter. Where are at least two SIMs and a TV?! to

And do you know why the Chinese Wall will not protect the Chinese from the Russians in case of what?

Because one day a special battalion of neighbors with perforators will go to her and the Chinese themselves will diminish us about mercy.

xxx: Sorry Adblock can’t be put on the TV :(

Have you also been caught by the crowds of fools, who suddenly decided that on March 1, the snow was to melt abruptly and grow flowers, and post on this occasion thousands of foolish jokes?

And,..., in the first fairy tale on the first page there are 2 gross spelling errors. Sometimes it didn’t come to mind, but maybe it could be handed back to the store? You can’t give it to children"

You can probably say with the words "there are 5 mistakes in the book. Can you find it?"

vsop_judge@lj: This would be to remove a bacterium that would consume all the organic, including polyethylene. You load the garbage tank, and at the exit you get metal, glass and heat :)
Zloradskij: The Marsians once brought it out.

From the VK group:
I can tell a funny story. One man stuck his bicycle under the entrance. But when he drove off the trunk with the castle left on the fence to hang.Then my acquaintance wanted to open that castle (in sports purely interests).Then he just started, as the owner of the castle walks on a wheel...With rounded eyes he asks:"what are you doing?"On the sho the acquaintance calmly answers: "And you what do not see -the fence I want to spit"stays up and quietly leaves.I cried from laughter. And the cyclist could not say anything - he was slightly shocked.