When the military begins to play Russian rock, it immediately turns into Soviet.

I’ve been in a happy marriage for 8 years, and I can say with certainty – the main thing is to talk. very much. About everything. Speak about what is not suitable, what problems, who sees what situation, who is offended, and what solutions can be found.

You are just lucky with your wife. As Tolstoy said, all happy families are similar, but each is unhappy in its own way. For the most part, trying to talk about the problem will lead to some kind of insult, such as not having to teach me, etc.

How to bring to the hysteria of Sisadmin, in 30 seconds (minigaid): Calls the heads of the bush of production today, and declares "Vlad...shoot in our whole department, TVs crossed" (the network is missing) >.<

What a shit:
I am 43. A few days ago I learned that Timutarakan, known to me since childhood, is actually a dark cockroach. I am amazed.

Tmutaraka is one of the oldest cities of the Taman Peninsula, it was located on the territory of the modern town of Taman of the Temryuk district of the Krasnodar Territory.

Are my parents adults, or what? Yesterday showed the show "Let they talk" about L.Uspenskaya (singer). She stood there on her head. Mom calls today that she hasn’t gone to work. I ask what the matter is. It turns out that these two also decided to make a stand. Dad did not get out. My mom did that now with a sick leg. My muscles are so stretched that I can’t sit. I crushed, of course. To what my mom added: I could even spaghetti before.

Give all these ovulations of both sexes some type of site, we-pokaka.li, so that you do not have to write about it on заеба.li.

On the street I go to work, there was a bakery and confectionery called “Bon Pain” (French for “good bread”). The name is normal. the right. But for some reason it seems to me that most potential customers will read the sign in English, and subconsciously fear this institution.

Korkusha: He said I am a gazelle
Mahatma: Well, the gazelle is a very beautiful animal
Korkusha: I brought the ice cream, and the cat and the dog surrounded me in the chair and tried to take it away, and they didn’t even approach it. I asked why they stood by me. And he said that wolves surround in the herd of gazelles the weakest or sick animal, attack it and fat (((

From Twitter:
Not "in the Ukrainian judge", but "in the Ukrainian judge".

Can not! You cannot take valerian at three o’clock at night, knowing that there is a healthy twelve-year-old cat living in the apartment.

Someone was supposed to flee at the closing of the Olympics, the first did not withstand Yanukovych.
by konde13

Everyone already knows that if you rattle a laughing dog from the whole roof, it can cool the attacker. A surprising incident happened yesterday. I go on a bicycle, I eat, two dogs fly out, one small, the other good such (in the sense of large enough) hairy puddle, - and rushed to me with laughter. I usually strike my whole throat in response. The small dwarfed and fled, the large confusedly silenced, ran forward and lay under the fence in the shade. I pass through. Silence is watching. I go further - another small stitch (well, relatively small, the size of a spaniel) is flying out under the next fence, and it's good to laugh at me too! Thus, I think, the two former ones, as is usually the case, will stretch, and the three will be harder to swallow. What a surprise was it to me when that lame dog who watched me out of the shadow of the back run to this new seam, wrapped it and dragged it back under the fence! Tip - don't stick, it's your guy, verified. I wonder, what did I do to them?

The owner of a small store insured his establishment, and the same day the store burned. The insurers suspected a mistake, but could not prove anything.
All the director of the insurance company could come up with was to send the owner of the burnt store a letter with the following content:
“Dear Sir, you issued an insurance policy at 10:00, and the fire in your store occurred at 12:45. Could you explain the reason for this delay?”

This moment, when you dream that you have caught a laptop, backpack, and you are running with Yanukovych in his jeep from Ukraine to some estate.
YYY: What kind of house? Journalists and law enforcement agencies are buying this information expensive.
You only imagine the headlines: "School student from Moscow saw in a dream the secret villa of Yanukovych"

The official who survived the helicopter crash built a church.
The comments.
XX: and as always, the pilot skillfully landed the broken helicopter, and thanks to the PILOT survived some deputy there. Thank God for the temples. What for what.
He is a member. Where have you seen them do something good for real people?

In the dining room. Soup in the sausage is something else.
Name: vegetarian soup
I knew!

XXX: Damn, while he was leaving, my mother uncovered the refrigerator. I just poured a whiskey and realized that there was no ice =(
XXX: Of course, as a true programmer, I came up with the theoretical cushions for this, but it seemed to me that throwing the whiskey in the whiskey, wrapped and tied in a bag, would be a great blasphemy.

By the end of a lifetime, an average person will remember 150 trillion bits of information.
It is 17 gigs only.

Stanislav: I am difficult to find, easy to lose, and impossible to forget (c) Viktor Yanukovych

Ann: I don’t care what you think about me – I don’t think about you at all (c) Viktor Yanukovych

Don’t break my nerve cells, my nerve tigers live in them (Viktor Yanukovych)

Not everything is gold, but a baton! c) Viktor Yanukovych

Ann: Just say, next we are both. The airport lights. We will escape, we will not be caught, further from them, further from home (c) Viktor Yanukovych and Viktor Pshonka

Ann: This guy was one of those who just loved life... (c) A. Herman in Schuster’s guest house

SilentBrain, February 24, 2014 at 18:19 #
I am not an economist, but what is the value of the ruble? And the dollar? Rubles and dollars can be used as much as possible.

ID120, 24 February 2014 at 19:00 #
Behind them is a very powerful force – the belief that there is something behind them. without a joke.

RomanPyr, 24 February 2014 at 19:02
In the end, it all comes to faith.
I walked on the water...