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[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №62073
 29.03.2012
Yesterday I sat down, I miss it, here, hijack - the light cut off
Lav: I go to the balcony, I see that all the neighboring houses also have no light and suddenly a scream: "Shit, Cole, I told you not to turn on this shave, it is not working."

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №62072
 29.03.2012
It will be Easter. For some reason, my father predicted a new home for me after Easter. I asked afterwards why. He said that in a spiritual sense.
You cross the road carefully.
XXX in the meaning?
YYY: in the spiritual

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62071
 29.03.2012
All, Vasya, I want love for Sanpin, refusals are not accepted.
I am not Vasa, but Dmitry. Allo two: first borrow your chest and ass by GOST or, in the ultimate case, by TU, and then we will talk about SanPin!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №62070
 29.03.2012
<Vorkura> :Oh, this is a good thing! You are on the network! You have not been there for a year and a half! What happened? Where was he?
<Green> :Hello, we will fix it!
<Grey is out of the network>
<Vorkura> :Thanks to the...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62069
 29.03.2012
I installed Google Chrome.
Has the cat been lost?
XXX is no.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №62068
 29.03.2012
XXX: I remember that too.
A friend at the university had a friend who in school and university years was dressed in female clothes. This guy really wanted to change gender and came up with a plan to make money for a gender change surgery. After university he went to serve under a contract in one of the hot spots.
Then he came back and had an operation. This is what I understand by perseverance.

YYY: the man

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №62067
 29.03.2012
The winter shortage has moved sharply into spring.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №62066
 29.03.2012
You are approaching each other.
Wow: And what then?
Tag: let’s bluff

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №62065
 29.03.2012
Comments on the video titled "The owner of the Bugatti Veyron is late to work"
How, fucking, can a man who has bought a Bugatti Veyron, in principle, be late to work?

[ + 43 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62064
 29.03.2012
The frog has neither breast nor milk; it cannot be a mammal.
She: No, she is a mammal! Ninja turtles have breasts, and these are pumped frogs, so frogs are mammals!! to
from 30 sec.
She: Aaaah, ninja turtles, this is a turtle!! to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №62063
 29.03.2012
Explanation for the delay in work:
But my body wanted to rest normally and with the help of the subconscious organized a very real sleep, in which the director calls me and says that I will have a holiday tomorrow. So at 6 o’clock I turned off the alarm and fell asleep again, as I was sure I didn’t have to go to work.

MaxStraightFlush

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №62062
 29.03.2012
You are not greedy!! to
yyy: I grew up in a large family, greed is my reflex))

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №62061
 29.03.2012
by Pavel (photographer)
I watched the photos of the last meeting on the net. I broke into a gay website, found my photos without a signature...and yet they are pido.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №62060
 29.03.2012
Speakers in the editorial. A friend is going to call to Astana:
What is the difference in time with Kazakhstan?
100 to 200 years.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №62059
 29.03.2012
Life is a struggle of wealth and decency, striving for one you sacrifice the other.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №62058
 29.03.2012
Anger is a stick with two ends. It’s not just that doing them is bad in itself. Sometimes the outcome is not what you expect.

At the turn of the 16th and 17th centuries in Japan, a impoverished samurai decided to start cooking saké. The affairs were neither shuffle nor roll. One day he beat his servant for something. He hid his anger and decided to spoil the goods. At night he slept in a barrel of ashes. It must be said that at that time only muddled sachet could be made. The owner in the morning found that the liquid in the barrel, on the bottom of which the ashes lay, became transparent and acquired a special smell. Thus was discovered the technology of production of transparent sache.

The decoration of the servant brought the beginner trader prosperity. The money from the sale of the saké was invested in trade and transportation, then in financial operations. A hundred years later, the Konoike shop was the wealthiest in Japan. Soon the central government, and virtually all the princes, were its debtors.

In the 19th century, an entrepreneurial samurai “picked out” the Conoike family a large sum for the needs of their clan. Apparently, the money has been spent a lot. The trade company of the clan, dubbed Mitsubishi ("Three Chilies"), has grown into one of the largest financial and industrial groups in history. Among the products of the companies of this group - and beer Kirin, and Nikon cameras, and Pageiro SUVs. Interestingly, indirectly by their appearance, they seem to owe a wicked servant.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №62057
 29.03.2012
If in the desert you crossed the road of the grandmother with empty cages, do not stumble, follow her!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62056
 29.03.2012
Under the table at work *ROFL* I went to the logist in the room. A girl who needs an ip telephone (voip is needed for this) asked me - Have we bought a prostitute? could not answer. The office is paralyzed)))

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №62055
 29.03.2012
Advertising: "A group of Moldovan programmers will fulfill any orders to decorate your desktop with wallpaper and texture patchwork under any operating system"!

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №62054
 29.03.2012
The xxx:
Do you know Natasha Alex?

The BFZ:
I know.

The xxx:
Give it

The BFZ:
Give a friend. and happy.

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