My husband goes to the store.
I, whispering: "Buy My Daughter Kidder"
He surprised his eyebrows.
I, justifying myself: "We’ve been telling her so much lately..."
He: "Maybe it’s cheaper not to cheat?"

Economic, and you won’t argue.

The cast member: My town is called Barsuki. Once there were many lakes. There lived a lot of barracks. They built dams.

Comment 1: It looks like it is not built. So everything is okay with me.

Commentary 2: If you need OkeyGoogles for this, then you are not okay with it.

The online cinema. A commentary to the horror film about a maniac who ruthlessly torments and torments his victims (blood by the river, torture and so on):
"The sound is terrible! Why so many translations!! Children can watch it!"
Oh, and the truth...

Karaoke without ethanol - words for the wind

in the cheek of the ladies.
You are Lady!
I will cut off the little one.

An old broken joke.
Are the reptiles going out for a walk?
Cut down the world government.

My age is almost 30, my husband is not, my boyfriend too. A typical single woman.
I stood in the hallway with my parents, saying goodbye to my mother.

All your shirt was worn out, says Mom.
My husband will buy, I answer.
What a husband?
At least yours!

This is:
In the surgical department where I worked.

Oh, don't fuck, young man, in surgery guys already in the office are given some appendicectomy to do themselves, and the grandmothers are doomed to gray moods to hold their hooks. Under the joke that a woman surgeon is either not a woman or not a surgeon. Probably because they don’t want to work, yes.

M: Recommend the movie
M: Something like Escape from New York, Escape from Los Angeles.
N: Escape from Shawshank
Tag: escape from chicken

The Labuten Corporation has announced the awarding of the Leningrad group for their advertising.
From now on, the entire group will receive new shoes from this company for life.

Local: I totally agree with you! Rule 3D No one cancelled.
Andron3912: The Rule of Three D is Give the Fool the Road if anyone doesn’t know.
Reader: Even if it was invented by fools to obtain an unjustified priority.

About the shortened day - Friday - for women - all forgotten?

Where is this?
We have a shortened day on Friday for laughing employees and only because we work 12 minutes longer throughout the week, not until 17, and until 17.12, and on Friday until 16.12.
Not because there are no eggs between the legs.

I just talk to them sometimes. For them, the computer is like a catalogue for us)))
Oh my gods! Will I be punished?
Girl girl, a black computer worker is already walking in your street! Little girl, a black computer worker is already entering your house! Little girl, a black computer worker is already rising to your floor!
The wicked is coming! I’m going to go! ?

The soul is sad about the fucking,
She is a non-resident home.

He is an alpha samurai!! to
You don’t know the Greek alphabet.
Ohhhhhhhh?? to
He is just a lambda.

If a girl has orgasm or not.
Don’t be surprised that the girls will soon be pudding on you.

Here people write.
"In our latitudes, this can be compared only to a micro-HEC built into a beaver dam."
And last year we actually electrified the hunting cage.

I woke up from the vibration. The first phone doesn’t ring. The second is completely turned off. The girl’s phone doesn’t ring either. It turns out that the pigeons in the ventilation vibrate))

In Nikolayev are proposing to demolish a monument to the dead police officers

XXX: The Lenin campaign is over

Asked Google:"Fashion tunics 2016 to hang on spikes". He gave me a lot of pictures, I sit and look. At the end of the page found the inscription: "Content allegedly depicting child abuse has been removed from the page."
I’m embarrassed to ask: why don’t I know about hanging on fireworks?