We have a photo studio on the floor, well, and accordingly they process photos in Photoshop. With my hands in the toilet, a conversation is delivered by phone from the cabin "... yes, yes, now I look at my work, it turned out beautiful, you will like it..."

A woman is always a woman.
Today I watched how one young person, changing the OS (to say - from Ubuntu to Win7), between the case took a mirror from the bag and fixed the makeup.
And, breathing up, she added: "It seems that the beard can never be grown".

After the night club we spend the night in the company of a girlfriend. In the morning, they all jumped, and one lazy. And, of course, nobody will leave it that way - everyone begins to get everything. And then they decided on the last cruel method - to sit down and look at her. She will feel that someone is watching her and waking up.
Annie, remember that! I look at you!
2 (without tearing off my face from my pillow): Oh, lord, what have you not done to me?

Do you really think that man has risen above animals as a result of evolution?
Of course, I answered it. Is it not?
“No,” he said. He went down much lower. Today, only a millionaire can afford a way of life: live in nature in the most suitable climatic conditions for the body, move a lot, eat ecologically clean food, and at the same time never worry about anything at all. Remember, none of the animals work.
And the whites? He asked Hera. They collect nuts.
Dear, this is not a job. So if the whites from morning to night coupled with each other the sour bear fucking, it would be a job.
Pelevin and Empire V.

xxx: We have the theme of tomorrow's class on urology: Sicknesses of the scrotum and penis - epididymitis, orchitis, hydrocele, spermatozele, varicocele, testicular cancer, etc.
YYY: who leads, not Elena baby by chance? Don’t wear a sweater with your neck.)

Karl from Clara stole McLaren, Clara from Karl stole Corvette
YYY: Yeah, Karl and Clara got up :D

Odd: American democracy is spread by air and missile.

Congratulations to Wifi!
The cat can’t bite him.

x: Radio is very pleased... News about Fukushima... "Experts suggest that black smoke is a consequence of burning"
X: fucking... experts drive... so fucking

she, seeing on the internet a small machine decorated with straws:
What a machine, I want the same. Imagine that she will look like one such big guard.
He is, ah, on the ass of Kamaz...

From the poker room:

corry32: what does cocatb mean?
alien_grey: not cocatb
alien_grey: "COCATb!"
alien_grey: caps is important

At the driving lesson, the teacher talks about the correct behavior of the driver during the car, asks the question:
What is the dangerous bitum on the road during its repair?
The girl from the last row:
He is not washing!! to

My friend, when she just started driving, went to the gas station... Well, how she tried to get there to the gas station, it’s a separate conversation. But when she finally got up and, coming out of the car, proudly threw off the baggage compartment cover and said-* I am full!Everyone was laughing for 20 minutes.

Good afternoon forums. There is problem. A dog is constantly laughing behind the wall (small by voice). Breathe daily, at least 2 hours, 30 haws per minute. A total of 1.5 thousand squats a day while the master is at work. Has anyone encountered a similar problem and how did they solve it? I would like to hear opinions.

In the continuation:
And why should rights holders of the brand "Love is" not start producing condoms? The children of the 90s have grown up.

Oh, and that they had all the same, familiar from childhood, taste and smell :)))

The Pizzeria! 6 of the best and most knowledgeable workers are dismissed from production - for the standard reason "pay little" (really little, not pounds). So the management hired a psychoanalytic to persuade them to stay. After a 10-minute speech, the psychic was predictably sent naked, and left with nothing. Fuck where I work.

Announcement of Sale:

No where to go tonight?
Are you tired of playing in the same clubs?
Buy a garage!! to
42 square meters of unforgettable atmosphere for chill-out parties and outer-paths.
with vegetable and vegetable grounds.
Light and central heating are present.
Lovely and responsive neighbors.

The morning. Sitting in front of honey. conference, we set up the equipment. A girl approaches us, stretches the flash with the presentation and asks to drop it on the notebook. The further dialogue:
XXX: Girl, and there are no viruses on her?
Men, you are so interesting! How to flash, so "Are there viruses?", and as in bed without a condom - so always ready.
This is the cynicism of medical professionals!! to

Seven Estonian cyclists taken hostage in Lebanon.

The best comment:
This is the Estonian army. The whole Estonian army - return our army to us!! to

The porn video on the Garden Ring was sentenced to six years in colony.

No one is embarrassed that they can give less for murder?