If in the bar they say no to the drunk, why don’t they also speak to the fat in the bigmachine?

Tell me, I passed the IQ test, sent a SMS, and there was no result! How do I know the result?? to
It is equal to your phone balance.
46 rubles (I am a fool.? to
You are a secure and very lucky person.

Professor of forensic medicine about the head of the department: - Most of all he likes to open up children... but that doesn't mean he's a bad person...

The entire Greek mythology is based on Zeus.

Father Fedor has been collecting donations for the chapel for three years, but it has been enough for Audy.

Every smart woman thinks that it is better to be the only one, but not the most loved, than the most loved, but not the only one.

xxx: (to the boss) Listen, isn’t the Khokhlov anniversary today? I thought he hit 50!
Yyy: No, he is 52 or 53 today, 50 he noted last year.

I go all pregnant, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I almost don’t argue.)

Vovans777: I have a crack at the point of connecting the ammunition to the shell. What is dangerous?? to
zmey77: The eyes may be on the neighboring bush.

Creation of 120 email addresses for deputies of the Dnipro city council on the basis of the domain dniprorada.gov.ua will cost the city budget 267 thousand hryvnia ($33375):
The Dnipropetrovsk massacre of the budget by gasoline.

XXX: The Sarcasm
You do not smell.

Protection of control works:
P is counted! The next!
c - I have a similar topic of work, so I would like to join all of the above...
P – You’re not at a wedding to join all of the above!

You are printing wrong!
I bite as I want!
I am not Hach!! to

An American passenger plane traveling from New York to Las Vegas was forced to make an emergency landing in Texas on Tuesday after the crew commander fell into a big hinder. This is by Sky News. Through a loud communication, one of the stewardesses asked the passengers to calm down the crashed crew commander, who could pose a threat to the plane and everyone inside. Four men, including a retired New York police officer, turned a crazy pilot.
By chance, one of the passengers turned out to be a civil aviation captain. Much thanks to him, the aircraft was able to make an emergency landing at Texas's Amarillo airport.

Interestingly, it is what, American pilots can not land without a commander?
You can fly by "Aeroflot" flights.

To the spring call in all medical commissions brought new stamps "GODEN!"

xxx: recently moved from the iPhone to the Samsung Galaxy. Everyone is happy, everything is done exactly as I want, I like it very much.
YYY: You know, a different response from a girl who is driving a car with a handbox, I didn’t expect!

On the birthday of one of the employees of the department, one of the employees makes a congratulatory speech:

-"You have been living for a long time...Do you like it at all?"

The demographic problem... the missionary posture did not please them.
Give every single Ukrainian girl for a non-drinking man of childbearing age (fig with him, let it be a shit)! And in what positions to solve the demographic problem, we will figure out ourselves.

from JJ:

Yes, I wasn’t quite a virgin before him, but he thought I was clean and impeccable!

I: I hope we won’t be discussing database refactoring in bed today, otherwise I’ll kill it. Not that I’m afraid to discuss this, just now we have very different opinions on the matter...