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[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №94472
 25.02.2014
The table from the zoo "Lviv - not feed!" has been recognized as a hit in eastern regions of Ukraine.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №94471
 25.02.2014
I’ve been a pretty superficial kid all my life, such a simple kid from RAON. And here I realized lately that you have to take yourself for the deepest and darkest - and "shake".

YYY: Are you sure it needs to be? I refused to do that... completely.

XXX: from the mine?

YYYYYYYYYYYYY You think you’re digging to the bottom, but you’re actually digging your own grave.

xxx may be. The point is that I have been liking myself less and less lately... And to understand why it happened, I’m leaning, so to speak, in the originals. And there is "Indian code", "coatings" and glamour in the comments)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №94470
 25.02.2014
This victory is not Russian, it is a victory of the people.
__________
Oh, like a victory - so popular, and little if a defeat - so these athletes - fools.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94469
 25.02.2014
Everyone remembers why you need to drink tea with sugar? It is right for the ass to collapse, and the hands stopped growing out of it.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №94468
 25.02.2014
In our company, a son was born, well, we started to congratulate him and asked when he was going to do 2-3, and he says with such a sad voice "I would promote at least one."))

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94467
 25.02.2014
You read Yuhanna Borge, Little Lord.

I have a strong temptation to pretend that the connection has been broken, to bow down, and tomorrow is this: of course, read, for whom you take me! It is :)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94466
 25.02.2014
English language online game:

Where do you get the gold boxes from?
[Okyenen]:Narod a otkyda Golden chest brat'?
Take that spike English.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94465
 25.02.2014
I was so cowardly in my youth. I was afraid.
Nina – I too! Even with strangers I was afraid to talk – my knees trembled! How did you fight with fear?
I just jumped and jumped with a parachute!!! What about you? )
Gop stop Oleg. Where have you been before with your parachute? and (

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №94464
 25.02.2014
Our corridor is a good place!
I am 0_0
Daughter: Well, it’s wide, I’m comfortable when I run.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №94463
 25.02.2014
And here comes a new application, and our team commander doubts. He says, well I can’t take into the team of a man with nick "Pizdjuk Sherstyna"!! to

Cat Bayon, what is it?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №94462
 25.02.2014
]]]: I thought it all when "The Citation Book of Runet" was re-qualified to "The Journal of Contact Publications";
And this is it! The future has arrived!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №94461
 25.02.2014
This is not all:

Market of countries:
I have 20 billion euros, what can you offer?
You are lucky! Today you can take Ukraine for that amount! With all politicians and Mayans, as well as a bonus – Yulia Tymoshenko!

And the discernible whisper from the back of the carefully looking at the lord in the uchanka:"I’t advise".

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №94460
 25.02.2014
Kim
Why has there not been a monument to the Isolent anywhere in the world so far?

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94459
 25.02.2014
100 grams on Instagram. I was terrified - immediately on Twitter.

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №94458
 25.02.2014
This is:
to this:
I loose 803g, take food and leave. The seller picks up the jaw, the line shakes with laughter."

Tell me, please, ALL Ukrainians say "put" instead of "put"?
Is this a new fashion, illiteracy, or is it really the rule of the Ukrainian language?! to
I want to find out...

In fact, the quote is about Kazakhstan, where did you see Ukraine there?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94457
 25.02.2014
[14:55:10] Xenia: What size do you think your ass should be
[14:55:21] Sergei: Absolutely a puppy
Sergey: To be beautiful to the eyes and pleasant to touch
[14:57:43] Xenia: This is about the ass you answer immediately

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №94456
 25.02.2014
Currently in the court for Bolotny: Material damage 73.000. Biotubes for 28 million. Damage to asphalt.
Moscovites, do you hear what gold are you going for?! to

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №94455
 25.02.2014
Title of News:
Do not suck too much: we choose a vacuum cleaner. Part 1: The Classics

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94454
 25.02.2014
Talk to a fellow about teaching:
XXX is shorter
XXX: We remembered his case in a couple.
Xxx: Some guy guessed the crossword
XXX was like this:
XXX: the means of communication of the partisans. Five letters, the third c.
That’s what any normal person would say.
Tagged: ration
XXX: The Bingo
XXX: Somebody else wrote it.
XXX: and the predecessor suggested to guess
xxx: what he wrote
Protect it now.
The one who guesses is the machine.
YYY: But we didn’t have that.
WOW WOW WOW WOW
Tagged: epic
Guess who has the machine.
It is logical that you have it. What word was that?
The word was a man.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №94453
 25.02.2014
to this:
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Now I will solve your problem with your friendzone, and this endless flow will end! Let's go here good guys, I will all set up: 247 261 583
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Are you the mother-in-law of a rebellious female monastery or a soldier?

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