From the RBC article:
A striptease researcher – a set of employees for such an unusual job announced last year by one of the American research institutes. The worker had to observe striptease dancers for 60 days and make certain regular recordings; the salary was 10 thousand. The US dollar"

It is summer!! What am I doing in the office?! to

A woman is a creature that is pleasant to touch not only from the outside, but also inside.

by Google VIO

What would you do to me if I was only 3 cm tall?

Yyy: I would send you to look for the G point.

According to our laws, 75% of the population of our country must sit and 25% - guard and wait for someone to come out so they can sit.

Imagination is included ?
What is she whispering about?
He: about your flexible body, gentle breaths in your chest and words of love on your beloved lips.
He: and about what you feel when my excited breath rolls hair on your body and slides over the curves)
I think it’s time to shave my legs :D

You need to announce a variable with the name ForeverAlone somewhere in the code and never use it.

XXX is
Putin, Medvedev, the bomb, the FSB
The organs read us.

YYYY
Say hello in direct broadcast.

XXX is
Using this opportunity, I would like to send a greeting to the senior lieutenant Prokpenko Marina Vladimirovna.
by Marina! You have great breasts!

The xxx:
We’ve been married to you for 10 years, and I think it’s time that this is my destiny and my best reward.
I have to ask for Alexis!

YYYY :
We’ve been married for 10 years and I think it’s time for you to be gay. What do you do, you married me - this is the seat! My foolish Alexei!

The PSG has happened :-)
I come to the director, he cries out to me to "clean the internet". Soap is not open. Well, I’m there and there... pings go to other servers. Other websites are opening up. I thought. On the other compass, the same thing. He walked into his house and saw that Tam. similarly.
I say: Sorry the internet you have, this server mayl.ru does not work.
Why is he not working with you? Go to rest.
I: He is in Moscow, we are in Yaroslavl. I think as long as I get there, they will fix everything themselves.
Do you have the internet on your server? So why did we buy it?

Somehow explained to the director the device of the Internet and what is a gateway with a firewall and DNS

Now on the beacon he heard: “The President of Venezuela blamed capitalism for the death of life on Mars.”
Where do they get such nonsense?

The brother loves to push the cat - so he loves that it ends all usually with the cat, screaming and crying, escapes. I hear him hold him back in the corner, kindly saying:
It is so hard to find the line between scratching behind the ear and madness.

I woke up with the thought: Session soon. I was upset. Then I remembered that there was no session, but need to work.

Remember your childhood: make yourself a sandwich from baking soda and butter.

Essence: usually after working in the shower ideas of the whole crowd of men. One of them left a little earlier yesterday.
There is a crowd in the shower. This is already dressed. Someone out of the crowd ' surprised' shouts:
'there is no h...I myself! Time is still your mom, and he’s already... in the mouth!and'

23.03.2011 10:18:42, _EL
It was a mistake to sneeze at the boss’s phrase “I am what, an idiot?” when he argued with the customer on the phone.

"The classmate Vanja told me. He has a batist shirt with the inscription Sosa-sola. Purchased in Paris. A tomato spot on the chest. He kept it in a separate place in the middle of the closet for five years. All dreamed, his Nastya will return and get out of the soul in the Sosa-sole, as before. From loneliness he laid off his shirt on the couch, approached and smoothed. Such a romantic idiot. And all the acquaintances of the female sex, with all their breasts, lost a patch of mint in the closet. Vanessa did not allow anyone to wear it.
But one day there was an economic paradise. She washed the sauce and dressed. A real batist, for a nightmare - ideal.
In Vanie's head there was confusion and imposition of images. He would go to Heaven, but could not in the presence of the Sosa-Sola. As life showed later, who has him in the sauce-salt, that is the favorite woman.
(C) Puzzled by Pope Mueller

Found in anecdotes for March 24, 2007:

In the 2008 elections, the candidate will be elected president.
It promises to cancel the transition to summer time.

A photograph of a girl on a nudist beach with a thread hanging between her legs from a tampon. The comments:
A thread on all the tampons.
What are you pulling out? What is heaven?
Could it be "Lipton"
This is FITIL!

Students of the Pediatric Faculty. A woman-professor demonstrates how to inspect a child (aged 4 - 5) in the department and asks him the question:
– Rabbit, how do you catch: cabbage or sausage?
(I give the answer literally):
Are you stupid? The shit!

I am standing in a computer store looking at the video cards. A girl enters the store and asks:
Do you have a wireless monitor cable?
I liked the seller’s response.
No, but they’ll start soon!! to