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[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №44912
 23.03.2011
Why do you think Anderson has such strange, pessimistic and cruel tales? because his mother was schizophrenic!
Oh God, I’ll have Anderson!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №44911
 23.03.2011
7raul7 {07:40}: Everything!!! I am 27!! Fuck on the cakes, salads and gifts... I want to go to the military... And in general, they mocked the military. the ticket right home from the morning did not bring???!!! 8) is

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44910
 23.03.2011
The softness of the hair is given by the extract of cashmere.
The hair is made with bamboo extract.
Hair gloss gives extracts of goutalin.
And the lightness is the extract of foam.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №44909
 23.03.2011
What is sad?
Turkish: the server we bought fucking!
Did you cheat??? 8 cores, 12 GB of RAM, 10 terabytes of space... and he’s talking shit!
Dimon: our organization and then buy it can’t (
Turkey is shit! There is no place to put a normal sight, and the built-in games do not go.)

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №44908
 23.03.2011
XXX: What are you doing?
I watch the series
XXX: What
Spartacus: Blood and Sand
YYY: True judging by the plot should be called Men: Fuck and Fight

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №44907
 23.03.2011
I walk late in the evening with my dog in the woods (Labrador). He fell and ran away somewhere. The cry does not come and does not respond. I hear a voice like who. I go to the other side, my Philemon runs in front of him, and a man follows him, measuring at 10. The dog ran and sat in front of me. I’m starting to cheat him!!This is $"$ and I give a light pin. Then the man approaches and says:"You are pinning my dog? Your out in the bushes runs!"/ It turns out that Labradors are not just me...

[ + 71 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44906
 23.03.2011
[Ecler] I slowly take off your shirts.
[Ubagumov] ya medlenno dobavlyaiy tebua v ignore

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №44905
 23.03.2011
Bolivia supported the military invasion of Libya. Just in case not to be confused...

[ + 75 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44904
 23.03.2011
Epic Feel watched today.
A girl with a guy.
Girl: "Why did you get stuck? Yes, I am immoral only because I am a fool!"
The girl just got into the hole, but what an effect!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44903
 23.03.2011
X: There is such psychology.
X: removes from the spring handout state at a time
X: you wash the toilet, condemning him kind words... you are so good, you take all our bad things, then you take a chair, you sit on it, you put your feet in the toilet and judge which thread you press a button.
X: the first time you crack like an unusual
X: then the legs are refreshed and a pleasant lightness is formed.

[ + 96 - ] Comment quote №44902
 23.03.2011
I wanted to write a line from the song, "I can't stand up without your hand...", but my perverted imagination revised this option and I was ashamed.

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №44901
 23.03.2011
What's the point with me going to you if you don't want me?
He: I do not know
She: Well, I could come here to make the order...
She: for sex

[ + 122 - ] Comment quote №44900
 23.03.2011
I play a bristanteed, the grandmother comes in and says:"Go eat". I pause, I go to the kitchen, I don't find the promised, I return, and she is already sitting and playing in the pastion.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №44899
 23.03.2011
FoxMulder: I’m on the bus in the morning.The crowd, Monday, the nerves. And the driver naturally seeks to advance at speed. People are not happy "You are not lucky!"
Drunk on the back seat, raising his head "No, so wood"

[ + 80 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44898
 23.03.2011
British scientists have proven that pressing a cross in the upper right corner of this window speeds the writing of coursework and graduate papers by 57%.

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44897
 23.03.2011
A good joke is laughed even by those who do not understand it.

[ + 141 - ] Comment quote №44896
 23.03.2011
A friend recently received several broken iPhone 3G (on spare parts).
At the customs decided to "warm his hands" in a naughty writing him a bill for expropriation, as for the new iPhone 4G.

Without saying a word, he went to the bank, paid, took witnesses and went to the customs.
There, giving the receipts and receiving the cargo, I was upset: "Where is my new 4G?“!”
The trial is going. You get a new 4G or compensation.

The lesson he taught was good – to note to those who receive and dismiss.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44895
 23.03.2011
Surrendered to spam, ordered a tool for penis enlargement for just $50. Those dogs sent me a lump!

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №44894
 23.03.2011
Irina M: Yesterday to the scientific director went...
With Vaseline?
Irina M: Masha, we are psychologists: we slowly eat out the brain, generating a sense of guilt, rather than roughly break into the inner world with claims!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №44893
 23.03.2011
I found online games for smokers.

waterland

For this game you will only need a pair of blades and binoculars. Draw the route to the sinking ship, slope on your feet, binoculars back (to reduce) to your eyes and advance to conquer the ocean pitches. If you have a large company of smoked in the sludge, then who knows what dangers fate will prepare you on the way to the treasure?

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