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Lukashenko at the meeting of the normal four:
We feed all leaders only with Belarusian and Russian products: milk, cheese, coffee, two cages have been drunk.
Gomel instant coffee
I went to buy wallpapers at "Lerua". I think I will resolve the matter quickly, I will take the silver. There are so many shades!! to
Russian prisoners of war skillfully sabotaged the German production on which they were forced to work. For example, they assembled cars that passed all checks but broke in field conditions.
It seems that this was the beginning of the traditions of domestic automotive industry.
There’s shit in my cup.
Per this is your reflection?
I add :
to this
Everyone who humanizes animals, considers them members of families, speaks to them, etc. I recommend checking with a psychiatrist. Something is wrong with you.
My cat will be 21 years old this year. I will be 29. How should I treat a cat?
And in general, you are sent to the reproductive organ, anonymous.
I’m not so intelligent, so I say to the same anonymous: go nahuy.
Dialogue with a friend about the children's magazine "Tramway":
The magazine was superb.
I am sorry (
I: A good reason to start)))
Tagged with: he-he
Now the children are others.
We had a pencil and a pencil.
and they have pony with a rainbow from the ass and flying babies - from which I have complexes
Advertising of works from Mossenergosby
When the light burns in the house
Coffee is fun.
Phone on Charge
And the transmission is okay.
This is mosenergy.
I immediately added:
The money is yours, Jew!! to
Call to Mobile:
I'm in the subway, I can't hear, I'll call back when I get out.
Allo, can you talk now?
I raise my voice and speak very clearly so that I can be heard in the noise of the subway.
No, I’m in the metro, I’ll call back later.
2: AAA is clear. Listen, this is the case...
by Facepalm
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Australian biologist, physicist and mathematician. They see a black sheep on the field. There are black sheep in Australia. Physicist: No, there is at least one black sheep in Australia. Mathematics: There are no gentlemen. There is at least one sheep in Australia, and at least one side is black.
and----
These are three excellent examples of professional deformation. But they do not follow narrowness, breadth or any other qualitative characteristic of thinking.
And for lovers to translate their own names in hell prepared a special boiler.
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In general, of course, yes, but Torin is still dumb, even though he has even learned (y)d.
The main thing here is not to fall into heresy and fanaticism on both sides.
True, there is a third one, on which the translators are hated by the residents of Ristania and Hobbitania, the Evil Devil and other wicked.
As the army was a gathering of degenerates who did not succeed in entering the university - so it remained. They are now taught a year less.
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In my call, which remained with me part:
1st Yes, with a red diploma, he went to the army himself, because to run was down, and money - a pity. Now I work on the specialty, I remember the army as "it was crazy, but now it looks funny".
2nd He read after the technical school, to which the delay did not light, and to run was also falling. He is now studying.
Three Another after the universe, wanted to enter the organs, and there needs a soldier.
4 is Not after the universe, but I wanted to go to the MCU academy. Such was done.
5 is Doctor with a tower. He was immediately taken to the sanctuary, where he safely and well spent a year.
6 is He worked with small business. Hz, as it really is, but he said that he went to the army "by a jerk".
A couple of workers who already know who and where they will work – the factory promised.
And yes, a few semiconductors. But the normal mouthpiece did not hold such frames in the cock, so they were quickly fused somewhere.
Plus, they regularly went to shoot, and in part fulfilled non-fire norms (assembly-disassembly, equipment).
In the shop with a girl:
Let’s buy two chocolates.
Girl: Me and me!
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of Bulgaria. It was once called the ''tomat republic, because it fed the soil of Europe with stunning tomatoes. Now there are greenhouse tomatoes...from the Netherlands. At the request of the EU, they closed nuclear power plants, shipbuilding, and computer production. Joined NATO
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In this sad era, are there people who have the name Grey still associated with the "wild sails" of Green? Reply to.
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Sasha Gray I don’t remember, "50 fucking" I’m not going to watch, Green remains.
The dumber the idea, the more chances it has to master the masses.
He dropped his car on the road and went to buy a hamburger. Why is?
Where should I put it? Go to the administration and tell them to make parking spaces!
He drank water and threw a plastic bottle on the sidewalk. Why is?
Where to put her? Let this foolish government put more urns!
I drove the dog without a guide to the playground. Why is?
- So there is still no children now, and the fucking must be removed, why do I pay the money?
I pulled a new pack of paper home from the office. Why Why?
You better ask these idiots officials why they robbed the country!
The same character arrives, say, in Dubai. The rubbish, trying to pull out a towel from the hotel, the hamit, for a second does not think about what their actions can cause inconvenience to someone. Why is this happening? Is it Chubby’s fault? No, friends, not at all. You are a man, not because our officials are so bad, not because Lenin destroyed the empire and did not make parks with urns. You are what, because you are what. And hate people you stop only when you smell a fine or other possible trouble for you. Be honest with yourself at least.
To the surprising conclusion came Dr. Sidorov of Physical and Mathematical Sciences, studying the apartment receipts for February: if the utilities were actually delivered to the house as much heat as they want money, the explosion would be visible from Mars with the naked eye.
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Interesting question: The first people on Earth (Adam and Eve) had three sons. How could the three individuals of the same sex (one of whom was killed, the other was cursed) come from the human race?? to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!! to
Yyy: heretic you are fucking
The Genetic Fund? Fuck it is all.
yyy: from the rib baby fucking - this is the approach
Zem: If you could put a wind generator in the head of certain people, I am sure that nuclear energy would not be in demand!! to
Salute to Valery
WADIM: I am confused about this process.