Only in Russia when sending a recruiter to the army to defend the Motherland can you wish him a happy service.

FatCat
You are the one who sleeps forever. :D
PIP
Apart from the night
PIP
Once it’s dark outside the window, I can’t sleep.
PIP
I try not to sleep at all, I come in pairs, and I sleep in pairs.
PIP
I fall asleep and do not sleep again at night.

Has the jump already jumped?
It is 40 % already =))
Is it all a jump weight?
It is: 100%
It remains 60 percent.
He: Kill me...

I am standing in the tram... I hear a conversation between two teenagers nearby "I found a short movie on the network, there no one gave the guy, and he fucked the cake with sorrow..."
I got out of the train and felt so old :(

I was fired from work today.
This is what Dr. Web warned me when he talked about the unpredictable consequences after its installation.

Commentary on Stalker’s Fashion:
"If you want to sleep in Solyanka, then before going to bed eat a bowl of bowl, otherwise it is possible to leave the game."

Have you ever noticed that the smiley *YAHOO* in the quipe-mutant?
When the fingers are compressed, five fingers, four fingers.

I’m really sorry for the Somali pirates. In my opinion, they will soon pay the hohlam themselves, so that they will acknowledge the cargo of their tanks.

In the days I go to a friend, the door opens, she stands in a transparent shirt and shorts in a load.She burns me "oh, well you went in, you can't help me 10 sticks to put on the bed?" I woke up, I am happy to stand like this, I think no-your)) here touches her that she said....and answers so embarrassed"the meaning of the bed to repair...."

Dimon HMR (11:39:08 26/10/2008)
Sitting specifically at night.

Aztec Technician
The speed more?

Aztec Technician
What was he sitting? Not you, but the computer.

Dimon HMR
Unlimited for the night.
The night was an hour longer.

today in the subway I eat, sits short in the first car and leaned to the wall where the cabin of the engineer and I hear behind the wall of the voice.First did not disassemble, then listened: and this is there a student (a type of assistant engineer behind the control panel) and a teacher of the expedition, a clear special in his business (experienced engineer).Now this is what I am: I am actually standing and I hear teacher 1, and engineer 2
Let’s touch it slowly, where the hell is!! Close the door fool!
2 Yes, but what is it?
Don’t touch SUKA, it’s a loudspeaker, a connection to the fucking salon!
As you listen, we’re already going.
I go on and I hear further.
What are you as small? Go ahead, you have to learn everything. Specialists are here, sit here with you.
Arrive at the station.
2 to brake?
No fool, we go through the tunnel and raise them all there. Stop to stop!
(We sharply brake, you can see that a lot of people are not just starting to enter, but to enter a car that is so overcrowded before the failure, the doors must already be closed.)
2 (by speaker) Dear passengers, make the fastest boarding.
1 give me, all live into the wagon, otherwise I will go with the doors open.
It was a check shot in the head, and the whole car was standing.
I’m scared of the metro!

yurgen with you

From New Jersey:
"The purchaser and the author of the program "Anshlag" Nikolai Bandurin was stolen a banana";
Oh no! Who dared to steal balloons from "Anshlag"!

1st Would you be a fucker all night? You promised it.)
I didn’t promise anything like that, but you promised me to sing on the guitar, promised, and didn’t play! Oh well!!!!!!!!! to
1st I’ll sing to you... Scuco!
1st I will sing until you get sick.
Then you’ll ask me to stop, you’ll close my ears, and I’ll stop.
Sing, and sing and sing! All the neighbors will come and pray.
You’ll shut my mouth, and I’ll still sing like you.
I did not pray!!! to
1st Then local dogs, cats will join me.
And even wolves will flee against my wrath, and they will stumble upon me without falling into my mouth.
Rhythm and tone.
1st And when I fall asleep, you will quietly burn my guitar and scatter my ashes.
wind, and breathe with relief... and see!! to
1st I wake up in the morning and start singing, but without the guitar!!! Believe me, it is
Even more terrible. The most effective thing you can do is shoot.
and me!! But then you will not be able to live without me, and you will follow me.
1st And there I will sing to you without stopping, and so will be eternity. It will be a real hell, and there, you will remember that you once asked me for it, and you will regret it very much!!!!...
2nd Well...trahatzzo, so trahatzzo... And don’t take the guitar, okay?and ;-)

I need your advice as a doctor.
She: Walk
He: I have a very strange crack of my spine. Especially when I try to bite myself for eggs. Isn’t it very dangerous?
She: Do not do that.
He: And how then?
See also: Liège
He: Do you think the backbone will not crack?
She: I think they are afraid, bored and pressed on the backbone - this is what breaks.

I have a spare umbrella.
Is it in case the main one is not revealed?

A woman is all that remains of a girl.

A man is something that doesn’t always come from a boy.

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About the AIS.

Purchased acquaintances acquaintances dog, systems "shell terribly expensive

It’s a terrible little boy". 800 lat (about one and a half pieces of backs)

This is about the size of a rat for 2 months. They went with joy to

Rats to get acquainted with nature, walk. Sitting and drinking.

shaleys chew, rotting rats in the grass near ball beats, actively

Looking for different cockroaches. In general, everyone is happy, happy. Arrives here

The eagle does not rush to the loving masters (it must also be like a bird).

People are trusting!He catches the cloth of a rat and also does not rush away.

The deceased father of the family tries to catch the leaving 800 latts, but,

Naturally unsuccessful...

So be careful. Children not only bring, but also sometimes

And bring...

All banks of Russia will soon be merged into one bank.

OBEBANK, or the national unified bank - NAEBANK.

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The Sex Forum:

by Kisuljax:
Can you tell me how I can break the whole (without a murgy penis)?What to do? what to do?

~ParousNick ~:
And it is!! Stay still!!! to
Don’t think about the male penis!!! to
1) Greenpeace (it is not an organization of writing in green, it is not necessary, it is not necessary to blink with the knowledge of Aglycava language). Dick Greenpeace will not approve of the washing over the sexual habits of the murges. Murray to Murray. The point.
You are unlikely to be alive after Murdock. They say, wicked and wicked mariacs say, they have a bone.
Do not need. Do not squeeze. itself will fall.